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Turns out they wanted something less serious
Fuck it... send me your junk boys... I'll rate them all 10/10 cos you're speecial too. And girls... I'm equal opportunity x
Yes I am drunk.
derptardaction
Do you @op. Find something that lights you up inside and capitalize on it. You're a big bear!
godofmypants
Don't worry bout it! You will find someone who treats you right.
fauxglove
Dude. Fuck your life right now. Bounce back soon.
aerodynamit3
Idk where you are but it's 3 in the afternoon where I am. And if you're drunk by then you're my kinda gal.
kaidei
London... I was drunk by 1pm
aerodynamit3
Not bad for a Saturday.
theejasonator
Cheer up buttercup!
JrElmoe
If he wants something "less serious" he's not looking for a relationship. He's looking for sex. That's what people call a fuck boy.
kaidei
I don't know why I didn't see that before tbh...
JrElmoe
Don't blame yourself. Sex is romantic. Romance is what keeps relationships alive. It's just hard to tell what their intentions for sex is.
ABadManWithABeard
Get yourself a bottle of good whiskey for the night, a glass of water for the morning, and a good time in the afternoon. You'll be alright.
timelordinsc
Sorry you feel bad
Respond
Wow I hate the mobile app.. I meant to say pitty party or not, I have whiskey!
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
As a married man with a 3 month old i envy your newly found freedom. You get to party, stay up late, sleep in, have bowel movements...
UltimateEnd83
You lost someone who didn't love you, they lost someone who loved them. Their loss.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
That's pretty deep. For a horse. +1
UltimateEnd83
https://youtu.be/cVShOyXlGxM
kaidei
:) that made me smile at least.
UltimateEnd83
I am happy it made you smile :) If you need to talk, the community is here for you.
justicetigerfan76
It ll get better. I got dumped now I'm happy just being me.
wrongleverkrunk
That was my ex's reason too... dumped me on Valentines day. Turns out I didn't want to be in a relationship with an asshole so it worked out
DTownFunkyStuff
we love you op!
kaidei
I love you guys too :')
thebigredboat
Go have a doobie!
kaidei
Yes... please... ive finished the whisky
Bernie4Life
Keep your head high. And maybe get high.
TheNomeKing
You're getting a ridiculous, an absurd, a...gratuitous amount of hugs when I'm next around!
kaidei
Oh you <3
thepuertoricanpapi
6 months divorced! My SO didnt want to be married and left me for some 21 yr old douche bag.
skuzic
Good luck sober version of op.
Trogdorthecommentator
Nothing anyone will say will make it easier or better but you get to start something new now!
GavinTheGrenade
I've been in the single life for years. Never gets happier for me. Sorry to see you I here too
GavinTheGrenade
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aligeez
I still dont know how to send you pic. So ill just jot it down. C==3
UnavailableUsername1
8===D
GirlInABearCostume
like a baby's arm holding an apple.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
It's good they let you go this way instead of screwing you over by dragging you along.
Griffin97
Sadness is sad
kaidei
Innit just
SalsaBeard
My junk is my treasure!
bigfootIRL
So did I. It's difficult be careful with how you handle it, I ended up losing my bestfriend because of how badly I handled it
DanK109
Yeah well... have this instead
Huskyboiler
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UnknownSignal
glitchead
I adore Randowis comics
racerxonclar
I recently had a crush cut all communication with me out of the blue. Quit her job, skipped town, and stopped talking. #singlelife?
kaidei
O u c h
racerxonclar
Yeah... it's probably a good thing I haven't had whiskey bottles of my own around >.>
ElChalupaNibre
Don't let them come back when they realize what they've lost. Sketch something that makes you happy and be patient ... this will pass.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Devils advocate here.... Op could probably be an ass and the ex was fed up and left? But then this is all speculation of course
hamglob
Gonna be a lot of wiener drawings.
theoriginalfirelizard
Big triumphant veiny bastards.
kaidei
Thankyou...
cornbreesha
Pro tip: you should probably remove your NSFW pictures from your profile before saying you just became single.
Kaiolas
I feel your pain, I'm fresh out of a break up as well and it sucks balls. We will get through it.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I was going to say that sometimes your ex becomes your SO again, but that was before I read the caption. S/he doesn't want a relationship1/
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
They want sex with a temporary person until something better comes along. What a pice of shit for leasing you on. It'll get better, dw. 2/2