10 New Roasts for you savages

Sep 1, 2017 10:55 PM

NextOnSickSadWorld

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I... I think I know one of these people... probably not though, 7 billion people, probably several people who look like people I know.

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I love that these are proper roasts, i.e. no long-winded rants from neckbeards projecting their insecurities on marginally attractive women.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I bet most of these roasters are fat fedoras who waddle with their palms facing backwards. They prolly have that "cs building" smell too.

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"Stanley you crush your wife during sex and your heart's bad."

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That one daring people to find a flaw was really bold.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3, Five head & a permi-squint, Steven Tyler's mouth & a nose to make Mel Brooks jealous. If those curls got any limper they'd need Viagra.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That enough? Yes I'm aware they can't see these... I dare not venture to Reddit to post =P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone brown - terrorist. Any girl - whore. Those two are so fucking overplayed, at least in this dump, some were non-generic

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Eh, overplayed jokes can be funny if presented in a new way. The actor one was good. The girl ones didn't imply whore :/.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumb Question Alert- other than imgur, where can I find these?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get to be a verified roastee??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously roasting is losing it's appeal and originality. Girls are whores, dudes are douches, dark skin = terrorist. We get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Indian actor in action. Nominated for Hero of the Year Award

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I need to know what this is from.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still can't find the humor in those.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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99% sure I lost my virginity to number seven. Most amused I've been all year but no regrets

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Oh no. I just dyed my hair and started wearing lavender/dark lipstick and I'm 25... That one hit home. Oh well I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The molesterol one was still by far the best.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 6

That resolution. The framerate. This must be close to the original. It's beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The piranha plant girl looks more like Michael Jackson doing a cameo on the movie white chicks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one is one week off meth?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 11, 2017 1:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Leave her uncle, sugar daddy out of this!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

they look roughly the same age to me. late 30s to mid 40s.

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I think you don't know what a sponsor is

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DAFUQ?! GET YO DBL DIPPIN ASS OF MY MUTHAFUCKIN ROAST DUMP, YOUR DUMP, BUT REGARDLESS.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i'M ALSO WILLING TO BE YOU LEFT YOUR CAPS LOCK ON AND TYPE WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING

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I'M WILLING TO BET YOU MISSED YOUR MISTAKE OF MISSPELLING BET AND ONLY NOTICED AFTER YOU GOT POINTS SO YOU DECIDED NOT O FIX IT

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CHILL KANYE

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

WELL NOW WE'RE YELLING ABOUT YELLING.

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 11, 2017 1:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well played...I too shall upvote 10 of your random comments...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well i'm just here to appreciate the Daria username, amazing. I need to rewatch it alll.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I LIKE FROZEN YOGURT FREDFREDBURGER YES.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

which one is addicted to meth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is not at all old enough to be her dad. I'm guessing it's an SO who works construction or something, so possibly makes bank.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No double dipping!

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I always thought this was one of the most overhyped jokes from South Park.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 10

I honestly didn't get the joke... I think it was just easy to reference because of the line "I am Lorde, ya ya ya".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to that one and cracked a big smile.

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They both look alike.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Well, Randy is talented.

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I never get these, they just read like "oh you're brown lol 9/11 amirite". It already baffles me that people ask people to roast them but

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the people who respond are an even stranger breed. and stranger is the people who repost it on image sites. and now I'm here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where does the "Just" go?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"JUST" one flaw. Implying there's multiple

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There are only 9 roasts tho

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Ya ya ya!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we are the tenth. op roasted us

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You aren't wrong

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You shut the fuck up with that negativity.

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Aaaand the final roast was this post

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OP dropped out 1st class

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are the 10th roast!

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He is the final roast

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The last one was two for one.

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y tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a pot roast in the oven if that helps any

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

Oh phew thanks bud

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Hey man, do have any pot.....roast?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was gonna go back and count, but I decided to trust you.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I verified, there are indeed 8

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but wait, there's more!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's 7!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah I think it's 6

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