TheBlackMonolith
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This 7-year-old beat Oregon Trail on the first try
Mar 20, 2018 5:26 PM
TheBlackMonolith
198032
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Zelaris
FUCK YOU AND YOUR KID I STILL CANT BEAT IT, OR ITS SHIFTY ZOMBIE COUSIN!
whoudini
Sad. Your son will never know the feeling of seeing your party die of dysentery.
tartanite
Wait...you could beat the game? Shoulda spent less time hunting buffalo I couldn’t carry....stupid kids...
dghammer
You have a funny looking son.
ArtfullGifWarrior
Hypobaric
K2S0
H4X
Quetzalcoatl93
I don't believe you...
ColBiff
Tell me as a farmer and then ill be impressed. No lyin, its the internet.
psycoticbug
WrongDonkey
Seems like he paid a heavy price for beating the game.
Sylviastout
KassAss
No he didnt.
TheRailTracer
Wait, are you telling me that OP beat Oregon Trail him/herself, took a picture with a child next to the screen, and then lied for upvotes?!
KassAss
If they went to the effort of beating it instead of getting a screen off google images and slapped it on a monitor.
KassAss
Thanks for the reply btw I nearly forgot to downvote this shit. Cheers mate!
deepthinkerIthink
I don't know what this means, but good for him!
Arcygenical
Boo you whore.
Leithreas
But then you can't float the wagon over every river and waste time shooting four thousand pounds of Buffalo to bring back 99.
demoncandy
I like oregon trail II the best. You could name ur characters, decide if u want to have funerals, and rub salt in wounds! (Pic below)
MrRandom314159
Honestly, if you listen to the townsfolk, you can tell which rivers you can and can't cross.
Impossibrew
pfffft what to they know.
LlamaLingo
Bring back 99?
Sporkeldee
No matter how many animals you kill, the max weight you can carry back is 99lb
Wyotee
First try?
Arracor
He had 'input'. Not a pure run.
rooik14
One of the few times I can stand this gif.
mokzin
It was never that we couldn't beat it. Computer class just ended before we could.
IAskImportantQuestionsSometimes
Truth
rowesie
Yea but what's wrong with his face!?!?
HypnoChanger
That's what happens to you when you complete Oregon Trail. You don't see it often because it so rarely occurs.
Misfire5150
Healthy child. Massive dose of vaccines, now he's autistic. Seen it many times before
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
dysentery
Notapier500
My guess would be to protect his identity.
ThatOneKid42
whooosh...
P0tt34
You just won a free blowdry! Congrats!
GCRust
Then he was playing the game wrong. The whole point of Oregon Trail is to see how many of your friends you can kill through recklessness.
Bergeldergle
Good god it looks like he haunts the Oregon Trail!
AbstractBettaFish
What career did he pick? Tell me he went as a teacher and I’ll be impressed
TheBlackMonolith
Carpenter
Superchief86
Should have chosen wizard.
uselesstriviaman
Obviously he never dissed Terry...
eadgbe42
Take your upvote you bastard
Arracor
He probably gave Terry all of his yogurt. Terry loves yogurt.
khensu83
What is this game?
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khensu83
I thought that was like the stage.
MegaDeuce
Oregon Trail!! Used in computer class because it was educational.
QuestionableMethods
I think this counts towards an automatic scholarship at Harvard...
Boshkins
Also believe this gets him into MENSA
idontliketheclonebone
I rarely lost at that game, might as well just give me billions of dollars
KrisPhoenix
you mean automatic PhD.
ilovefluids
Took me thousands of tries ..got to the river and thought I won...then you had to dodge rocks and float down the river...took another 1/2
ilovefluids
Hundred tries
OaksParcel
This is his first try, too. Might as well give him ownership of Harvard University.
Paythetolltogetintotheboyssoul
Nigga you want a scholarship!! - Harvard
plastikman
I think you mean Rutgers
ALegendaryHero
Cracka, you want a scholarship?! -Harvard proper
TheBlackMonolith
I'm a ashamed to say I've never seen the end of this game actually. Second period computer lab never gave me enough time.
o4kill
How many points was it? Maybe we could get Harvard to issue a scholarship for the amount… Would that be a history or a project mgmt degree?
Toast215
It would be unemployment.
nightshonor
I was the onlt one in my class who could do it consistently. You had to be familiar enough with the choices that you could do them 1>
nightshonor
2> without having to think them out.
marzipanius
For what, the computer gaming program?
PropanButanOrangutan
So he hasn't died of dysentery but he still doesn't look too healthy to me. Something's wrong with his face.
Sortepian
Wait... there's an ending to that game?? Uhhh....
Cheomesh
Yep, you get score based on what you have left and how many of your family survived the trip.
robogeek78
I have never seen this screen
rjrcwalker8
I honestly didn't know people had beaten the game
Cheomesh
I used to do it all the time as a kid; did it at least one as each profession.
rjrcwalker8
Same
Squossifrage
*sucks in air through teeth* No one ever has, son. No one ever has.
krapmyself
Is your kid also a soul sucking demon? Because I'd believe it with a face like that.
InnovativePurgatory
To be fair, he didn't have 5 other kids telling him what to do behind his back.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
this made me smile
VerySmallRocks
This is one of the best comments I’ve ever read
dockedteacher
He had his mom or dad
TheBlackMonolith
Mayyybeee a little input from mom and dad.
dockedteacher
Hah called it
Definitelyanaccount
throughthequadtothegymnasium
How many pounds of buffalo did he finish with and how good is he at hitting rabbits?
InnovativePurgatory
haha, still better input
LucianKane
No, no, no, they meant that the 5 kids all died. "Mary died of disintary" "You found 120lbs of meat!"
erasedesire
"But you could only carry 5 back to the wagon"
TheRatPrince
Your child is terrifying.
NightDany
IntrinsicDelay
First thing I thought lol
AmIAUniquePersonality
"This body is limiting."
JCentauri
AngryBadgers
He looks like a monster from Doctor Who!
BXHOVAYPCK
Good job OP, You successfully raised a Hellraiser
LookingCaliforniaFeelingMinnesota
At least he's smiling :)
Vercci
and realistic blood come out of his eye
Misfire5150
That's what happens when they give children all those vaccines at once.
OptimusPantry
Why does my soul feel vulnerable
mamaalpaca
I thought that too and then realized they are trying to protect his privacy. I get it. Mom of 2 boys here.
Akyua
Legit looks like a realistic Roblox character
Dysomnia
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"Mother, why do you cry?"
wealthychef
Imgur has given me smiles, but this comment made me laugh out loud. I've seen it before, but this was on point. Thanks!
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
OH GOD NATSUKI WHY!
stupidstray
I spent way too long trying to figure out what he'd face-swapped with.
Mingephisto6000
Reverse Gollywog. (Not at all PC for those that don’t know what a Gollywog is...)
stupidstray
Classy
koontruffle
Hahahah
IceCreamEyes00
Rorschach.
PajamaStripes
SleepyWalrus
I'm not sure what that means, I'm just confused as to why his face looks like my father that left me at the age of 5
PajamaStripes
Rorschach tests are the ink blot things. There's an Anti-hero with the same name in Watchmen who wears a mask that looks like one.
SleepyWalrus
HazyWasabi
Splash