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Dec 22, 2016 8:46 PM
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SleepToDream
I'm sure he has type II diabetes now and would rather lose a leg than stop eating cookies.
imgal76
Same.
vondruke
Brenden Fraiser's ex's spirit animal.
szepasszony
This Is What Happens When You Let People Write Headlines From Their Phone
FrecklesIRL
Same
theshreksorcist
"walk mate and communicate" sounds like lyrics from some funky song
Aintnothingbutagangstaparty
Sounds like he belongs on Imgur!
TheLastOfSeven
Dad? Is that you? I've been looking everywhere
Defcon2
So... there are no fish left?
fredhot18
I...I think I see a faint tone of smugness in that penguin's face. "Yeah, I'm fat. So what, asshole? It just means that I got all the fish!"
KittensbelikeWoof
Oxford.
KillerCaitie
"How many fish did he eat?" All of them.
CheshirePhoenix
"Bring me Han Solo" - that penguin, probably
Funtclaps
Still not as fat as OP's mom.
eskymojoe
Animals ain't more noble or connected to nature than us. THEY ARE US!
iDigDinos
sounds like.. nevermind.
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
'Murica
Yarrrrr
No I'm pretty sure he's "fat" because he's been eating sand thinking it's ice. That is an ill penguin. He is lost and needs care!
Srsbuisness
Found my spirit animal.
DarthSparklePussy
When you reach that certain level of "fuck it"
KStudios
Waiting to take that fat shit...
partcleboard
My advertisement on this is the McDonald's fish fillet on this post. That's Alanis Moresett level irony
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Not all heroes where capes
snerggly
This made me LOL literally.
Alchemically
If my husband is reading this, I'd like to apologize for any resemblance that I may have to this penguin.
CrazyCatLad
Apology accepted. I'm not your husband though.
Alchemically
I appreciate the thought though.
PixyStyk
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Its his God given american right and no one can take it away from him.
Astr0spaceCat
He's like Shamu version of Pingu.
ProffesorGoogle
Well this gets an upvote
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
NOOOT
tazednconfused
Sounds like my ex
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Because of the fish?
chrisjfinlay
sounds like my fiancée...
pepsichick
orangeisthenewbasic
"P-penguin fucker!..... do you need assistance?"
wadatahmydamie
That says as much about you as it does about them
treeburner000
How so?
wadatahmydamie
For one thing, it implies that they held themselves to a really low standard in a partner, and that they're still angry about it.
tazednconfused
Angry for letting myself be abused, maybe. Like most things, relationships can degrade over time. It didnt start out that way.
roadkillnecromancer
Incorrect
tazednconfused
Not unless you were in an abusive relationship
WhatIfTho
Scott? Is that you.
tazednconfused
My name is not scott.
LennoxAvenueLadybugs
*scrolling along, notice post at -6* Eh, why not *-7*
TheEmperorDarthSidious
It is now.
captianfabulous
Boo
tazednconfused
I dont understand imgur. Someone asks if my name is scott, i accurately say that it isnt, and my honesty gets downvoted into oblivion. Weird
ExecutorHideo
No this is Patrick.
WhatIfTho
Swayze or Stewart?
ExecutorHideo
Why not both?
ExecutorHideo
Why not both?
BigTentSjoberg
Am i your ex?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Why are you ex-ing that question?
tazednconfused
Where do you live?
BigTentSjoberg
Sweden
tazednconfused
Then no. Thanks for playing!
existanceneverends
My turn, Tennessee
BeerBatteredandBold
What a ride!
Cartoones
Can u be my ex?
tazednconfused
Sorry, already got a few. Trying to quit.
augdah93
HeeeyOooh! Sweden-five! Låt oss störs USA och fira jul den 24e ;-D
BigTentSjoberg
Dom hatar när dom inte fattar vad vi säger, sånt är ju alltid roligt.