MothMonsterMan
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Feb 13, 2019 8:03 PM
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scottbTerror
Time to put er down.
CigaretteMan
concorde77
disruptivedecimal
"Take her off life support doc","but sir she not on life support","just take her off it god damnit "
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
FrankGrimace
https://imgur.com/T6CxeJm was as bad as my breath
Sarasca
Add image of "they surely got us on the first half" here please.
jhoonbee3000
marriage is like a horse with a broken leg you can shoot the horse but that does not fix the leg
Jaenusa
whoisyourdaddy
Improper use of meme, 5 yard penalty.
MothMonsterMan
That's not so bad. With an erection that's only a 14ft and 10 inches penalty.
SofaKingSpecial
I tried to take my wife off her life support, but I didn't hide the chocolate well enough and she found it.
pudf
He doesn’t really know your wife like you do.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Ehhh
FunkyTheFox
First time I’ve heard this one!
StanleyCameron
AtomicCarp
I do this on occasion with real patients I'm bringing in who are unconscious... Several docs will stand up and make clubbing motions
Germhole
RonnieHubbard
Should have said apawed at the decision
yoteboi
notaprofessionalcommentor
As long as it was quick and she didn't suffer too long. That's all that matters
falconuruguay
Well...the pillow WAS exceptionally soft!
VinerialBlumpkin11
My last tinder date would disagree with you.
Tadaw22
You don't believe in reducing suffering if you're asking people out on dates
thethingthatwentsplat
Damn it. You got me. I guess I’m still a child in the net dimension.
dontwantnoneunlessyougotpunshun
I hear this joke in Rodney's voice.
furzinderdose
So you are not married to a horse...
zackalawi
Made me chuckle...chuckle
Anesthetizing
Yeah, you don't take her off life support, you take her out back and shoot her. Duh.
Gilgamech
Out of a cannon - it's the only hopes of getting her body across the wall.
Ocolura
My grandma used to say this about scraped knees. "Welp, guess we will just have to take you out back and shoot ya." Crying stopped. Haha
TarotCardJesus
I trust this guy's opinion. The username checks out.
Linkz12
Won't that just piss her off?
Comet260
https://youtu.be/Q-EStdvjd_8
TooFewGuitars
25 cent cure as my grandfather would say
DippinDerps
You ass lol
TurdlyShitkens
Poor execution. Bad attempt at humor
gguy63
Yes why would she be on life support for a broken leg
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BuckingtonBear
Reaching....
TurdlyShitkens
Gilgamech
Worse execution than he attempted on his wife.
heyheyheylisten
enygma981
You ass
cntrfldr
We don't call 911. https://imgur.com/Zubd6xo
Mayyybe
Hahaha +1
guti41
I feel like this is the kind of joke an actual comedy writer might write.
MothMonsterMan
I'm sure I saw it somewhere in some form before.. BUT I should admit there was a post recently about life support that made me think of it.
guti41
I guess it fits a certain style of humor that is practiced by professional comedians.
xmaneds
was THIS your wife... ?
Gorga
Damned furries...
SophieClockwise
HoofcarePro
I'd shoe that. 50% less work.
Remreemerer
Thanks. . . I hate it.
Heisanevilgenius
I don't know why but I was expecting a link to an Imgur post "My husband took me off life support"
NeckbeardsUnite
Her condition was un-Stable.
stew9703
It took me longer than I'd like to understand why this was here.
thegraybush
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
danboon445
MegaDeuce
Are they saying "Boo" or "Bu-urns?"
TrumpIsAFelon
Jrhnbr
ThisOldCPU
BorgClown
Aaaand this is why humans should not date centaurs.
80percentlegs
REDF0RMANSF00T
REDF0RMANSF00T
onecowboytoo
@elbowdeepinahorse
Metallica93
That is quite the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder she has to support those mountains.
stevescubasteve
Still would
beastofburidan
Hot to trot
Outlawnightmare
Thot to trot*
ElbowDeepInAHorse
VigorousButtstuff
Came here looking to find you in the comments. XD
proracing53
whatseventhepoint
You da real MVP
DoctorDelta
@ElbowDeepInaHorse
ProphetOfCod
It had to be done.
silentwolf1999
As the prophecy fortold......
NachoPete
In this economy?
NAPSTABLOOK22
And my axe!
paracameraca5772
For me it's the horse half that does the job
SmurfEggs
MR HANDS??? I thought you were dead!!
SithElephant
It annoys me in that there is either too much, or too little horse. A faun-type, with the back above the legs works, as does a centaur.
SithElephant
But, she'd just be hopelessly unstable and unable to move at anything other than a slow hesitant walk, as the horse half has to tilt back.
Xneose
I see that you are a man of culture as well
tazedconfused
REDF0RMANSF00T
Lucainmiami
From the movie "sorry to bother you" Equisapiens Unite!
xmaneds
definitely recommend "Sorry to Bother You" -- rent it today ! !
Lucainmiami
It's really great but also one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen.
matoljan
SmurfEggs
But oh so right
DeltaBladeX
Sbotkin
Monster Musume. Google it.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I NOW ENJOY ANIME.
NAPSTABLOOK22
Uhhhhh, @ElbowDeepInAHorse
mad4some
DooksandPooks
JRHNBR
TrumpIsAFelon
No bucket required.
KoljaV
MrFuzzyBlumpkin
ChiliBeef
I was having a good day. I'm sure we were all having a good day.
Katateochi
so....female human, with male horse ass/legs. confusion.
sophware
That's really not the confusing part.
Pentacus
Even better!
BigTex1
StagnantTomato
sad neigh *unzips*
KingOfAntarctica
Chickenlicker
Good lord that's even worse! That's a newborn horse
ThySausagePrince
Dat aaaasss
thefatlonelyjew
Stop I'm confused and disappointed with myself already
CriticalMinne
Of course this picture exists.
Jimmytheeel
Look at the rump on that thing...
RavenousBugblatterBeast
sen69er
That’s a male horse hind end.....
Lamechops
That’s what makes it hot.
Valkyr1987
And?
SeeBeyond
I’m not saying I’d have do it with her. But I’d go elbow deep in that horse.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Is... How bad is it that I thought this would be a Schiavo pic?
ShearShotgun
DeltaBladeX
Foxsayy
If the horse half was photoshopped a bit more it could look like a workable structure
MothMonsterMan
No I had the 8 of clubs.
inkthink
teatray
Please explain my goldfish didn't get it.
ManvilleMike
Like “Is THIS your card?”
xmaneds
: )
Gevoloholobodoyo
He's responding as if he's being shown a card magic trick.
teatray
Oh okay I thought there was an obscure reference or something in there that's what got me (ahem) my goldfish confused
ZanarkandAbes
DeltaBladeX
Should be Zenakent Alpuss https://levelskip.com/rpgs/fansub
jimijesus69
That's an awesome username
Badsequence
I'm both disgusted and aroused there that is a thing you now know about me.
Irreal
Roymontana
Well done
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Sarah Jessica Daughter
WhistlePig
Vyrro
neutronfish
BraveSlayer
Reverse centaur is beautiful!
legitGiraffeBandit
Reverse centaur would be horse on top girl on bottom. I'm not judging you for wanting to make out with a horse, you do you baby.
BraveSlayer
Oh yeah! Eh, brain fart.
godcixelsyd
Think this is closer to a satyr
Likeamamagoose
What's that?
Irreal
Human body on goat legs
xmaneds
Pan, the Faun: http://geekandsundry.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/satyr.jpg
mattchew55b
This is a perfect meme for this use. Did this meme exist before or did you create it just for this amazing follow up?
xmaneds
it was on the front page today so I was able to mentally link one thing with another . . . . .
mattchew55b
Bravo, thats all!
DrunkSnoopy
ShearShotgun
I have never seen this reaction used as well, as in this moment
proracing53
RubberChickenGoD
ChiliBeef
I hate you so, so much.
DeltaBladeX
proracing53
Sbotkin
Monster Musume. Google it.
DeltaBladeX
Quite aware of the series myself :P![]()
Xneose
Honestly that’s better than having just 2 horse legs, imagine the balance issues
DeltaBladeX
They manage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
Geo80
WTF?
Xneose
But that’s 2 human legs or am I missing something?
TheVaginalBelch
00Wired
RubberChickenGoD
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RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
RubberChickenGoD