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May 7, 2015 8:05 PM

ohmyguac

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Any love for a part 2? SMOOCHY

Part 2 http://imgur.com/gallery/RM4HU

Part 3 http://imgur.com/gallery/jg4zo

Part 2? Bitch I need you to deliver an whole load! MORE!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Richard Dawkins

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's with all these comments "puppy at 11:29" and "fart at 29:00?" Who needs to watch porn that long?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Omg the king Arthur one literally made me snort.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darude Sandstorm.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

puppies got a good laugh from that. and yes i would like a part 2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Anyone have sauce on the puppy? Fucking love puppies

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

berry... berry... berry... berry my dick. berry... berry.... berry

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy who noticed the puppy is one of us, I'm almost certain.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guy in the cubicle next to me is probably wondering why I keep quickly blowing air out my nose. +1

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

This is the best comment I have ever seen!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2: Asking the real questions.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

srsly. I had a bf who felt like he was failing when i did that. after further experience i can say that the longer the 1/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

member the greater the need for this- because the pelvic bones dont touch if he's quite long.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Her surname is McGee. You're welcome.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

GET IT, GRANDPA ;)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs to be top comment

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Plot Twist - there are all OP's comments on PornHub

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys! GUYS! Umm... http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

clit rubbing: thrusting your penis in and out is really nice, but it's not fine tuned enough to make women come vaginally.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And remember, boys: most of us can't feel shit when in missionary position. Let a bit of cowgirl in, let her grind, or go down on her, etc.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How could you forget this guy?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Puppy at 11:29

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if youre curious about the hentai its http://myanimelist.net/anime/4590/Soukan_Yuugi thank my friend for this one

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks! It sounds interesting lol

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I've got a "friend" like that too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Define "Friend"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it NECESSARY or just for EXTRA PLEASURE? like...what lol

11 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

or the guy that didn't know women could cum!

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

both of those. super facepalm

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Part2... DO EEETTT!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

that last one...

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

dat grin

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Berry" LOL

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... isn't from Pornhub.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I hate that the stereo type is that only guys watch porn, also is it bad i know that hentia video?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But are you compelled to add your opinion to porn videos?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope im good thanks

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could put these over stock images of kids and it would seem just as appropriate. All of these comments seem like they're from 13-yr olds

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a woman the clit rubbing question makes me sigh.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I didn't think that was even as bad as the dude who didn't know girls could cum... or that he thought a female orgasm in porn was real.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Right!? I feel like I get asked this question a lot. It does help to educate people though.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a virgin, help?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Totally valid question as a virgin. Maybe this will help! http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/204b_love_tip.html

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some chicks can't exactly climax just from dick in vagina, they need some topical funtime to complete the pleasure.Most girls are like that

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Unless you conducted a damn magically honest survey, you can't say most about anything sexual.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Most men require penile stimulation to orgasm. BAM.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Most chicks need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. Even if they don't it feels really good. Love the love button.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I was like... This person knows nothing about women.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Some one explain it to him.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your surprised that 12 year olds go on pornhub?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But they knew what a clit was.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

they watch porn...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19: Seen it. Can't remember the name right now.

11 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 5

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just watched it... It was fucking hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

commenting for later

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am also curious as to that hentai

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I too was curious. Curiosity killed the cat, and also uncovered weird porn. NSFW http://www.xvideos.com/video7590175/sexual_pursuit_hentai

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right!? This is killing me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

vslyon posted a link to the video.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hfg

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mlk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nah, Just kidding.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need this one

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at vslyon's comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've seen part of it too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need results.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Provided: http://www.xvideos.com/video7590175/sexual_pursuit_hentai NSFW NSFL NSFAnything enjoy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woah another distracting comment tonight. This is fun!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, not another random reply!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh look at that, I accidentally left a comment.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ohh geez. It must be contagious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all make mistakes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hate when that happens

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whoops!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I HAVE NO CONTROL OF MY FINGERS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY FINGERS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey what's up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOAR SCIENCE!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no my fingers slipped all over the keys completely at random and then I accidentally clicked submit...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quite the lucky combination of keys randomly hit, I suppose.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gay and even I wanna know lol

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Posted in the comments. :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, I missed that; thank you, kind stranger :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My pleasure. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is heinous. You've been warned. NSFW http://www.xvideos.com/video7590175/sexual_pursuit_hentai

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I opened it, it started to load and then I changed my mind.... Nope nope nope

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This is absolutely heinous. And no I am most certainly not commenting to save this for later!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long did you spend spend finding this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About a minute and a half. So, too long.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm commenting for reasons

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beepboop

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting for a laugh

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for a laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm uh testing to make sure you can still comment. Don't mind me...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did I watch that? Why am I bookmarking it? Why am I so tired now?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Shhh... Let it happen. It'll only hurt more if you try to resist.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commenting for later

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

^ What s/he said

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ill be back. although got a feeling it is gonna be a really terrible hentai.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quality isn't terrible. It is super fucked up though.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"quality isn't terrible" "super fucked up" hentai platinum status confirmed

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

idk ive seen some fucked up shit in the name of hentai.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ... uhhhh ... will "research" this later ..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

imgur seems to be communicating via morse code now ..-. .- .--. / ..-. .- .--. / ..-. .- .--.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Cool .

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11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG, I just checked what that was

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how did you find this so fast

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11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You amazing cheeky bastard I signed in to upvote you

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume all the dots are people 'commenting for later'?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need to watch this later

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting for a friend

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow thanks man but I would *never* watch this..just commenting because I think you HAVE to know this..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for holding my spot, bro.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wtf at around 14:00 she rolls a 6 but only moves 5 spaces

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Your comment needs this stock photo

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Or this one from part 2

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

lol these are great

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do a chicks watching porn one.

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 4

Watched two girls one cup. I was more fascinated in the chicks Mani.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I can sum it up with three words: "Ew", "OMG", "I can't even". Or..."do guys really like that?"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 41

That seemed like more than 3 words

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The 4th was a bonus

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

This would only apply to girls who don't watch porn very often. I can vouch these are things that never occur to me.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd venture to say majority of girls don't watch porn very often, at least not on their own. You are in the minority.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

I really don't have any stats on it. It's socially unacceptable for girls to be interested in watching porn so it's hard to tell...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from the social aspect, but biologically men tend to be more visually stimulated vs women. Again, always exceptions (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Naw, I watch porn all the time. Some is great. Others not so much. Really into Hentai right now.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, same.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying girls don't watch porn...but as a whole in comparison to men, not as much.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I think you might be surprised. They say they dont but plenty do. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it is a visual thing.

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