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Mar 31, 2018 10:28 PM
huskerman402
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Classic courtney
DaSuccster
hippity hoppity easters on its waaaaaay to the hospital
MommyOser16
Gotta love the "@bluetexticon" in the first response
igndar
Just wait until I tell Jesus about this...
AManWhoWasntThere
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
IIRC you're genuinely not supposed to dodge most animals. If you swerve and do damage to something else that's your fault insurance-wise.
FyrKatte
Ugh...someone posts this every easter
JokerJeep
I hit a rabbit with a snow plow. I also have a pet rabbit. I felt bad
Cocobeware18
As a Courtney who had a tragic bunny accident this is hitting way too close to home...
Ozarck
How close to home did you hit the poor thing? You monster.
cowboys123
I'M SORRY!!!! ???? I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN EASTER!!!
overboard
Where are my chocolates, Courtney?
haveabadday
Holy sheep that's FUNNY. Poor grandpa, funny joke and no grand kids near by. Tomorrow I'll GET THEM. YEAH TOMORROW!!!
AudaciousCheeseburger
Damn...
AudaciousCheeseburger
That was savage
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Rahkarne
As a Dad... That Mom is a goddamn veteran. Well played.
McFluffySundae
Youre welcome
serapheen
I hit a deer once My mom called my Bambie Killer for months (it didn't die I was going slow and just kinda knocked it down then it ran off)
DreadPierateRoberts
Probably did later. You can shoot out there heart and they will run 50 yards
serapheen
I was going maybe 15mph when I hit it. No blood, no thunk, it just fell over, slid a little then took off.
RipSaturn
As a courtney myself I’m stealing this.
baileyjustin038
What happened to Saturn tho?
kkus
It got in the path of uranus
RipSaturn
Oh you know..
Unpurchased
Go on...
attofreak
She Saturn its face?
BananaForScaIe
Listen guys I'm here if you need me.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
watchesyouwhileyousleep
Laughed so hard, i farted with every exhale.
daftbehemoth
That's fucked up. lol
AtsaMattaForYou
Free rabbit
RabidDingo
Holy shit! I live out in the rural edges of town. I have dead rabbits left and right. I want to go plant eggs and baskets everywhere!!!
Snaitf
ford53
This makes me unreasonably sad
HexiHamaski
oh noooooo...
thelegendarythirdleg
Someone found a bunny roadkill and deliberate put Easter eggs beside it. Now that's fucked up.
RocketsRus
“Found”
Sutashi
With tomorrow being April Fool's Day and Easter I expect to hear stories like this.
Snaitf
Could be worse. What if they found the Easter eggs and deliberately killed a rabbit to put next to them?
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
I thought for a second that the person had gathered a bunch of robin's and bird's eggs to make the photo extra grisly