McFrostenwulf
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copingcabana
#15 I had a terrible experience at the eye doctor. I'm never seeing him again.
UnbrokenStorm
#19 I love that his Twitter handle is cubahater_289
WilliamKeith
"Is that so.... Rahadin." "Yes, Master?" "Buy a duck from one of the peasants. Have it enhanced and geased to kill this man." "Yes, Master."
Snooj
#2 I challenge anyone to find a better one.
CrackerUmustBTrippin
#26 is the plot of a Twilight Zone episode (The Toys of Caliban) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsoUp06Cqdc
nat300Lord
#8 Sorry to be a Buzzkillington, but if you look at the spacing of the d in God and the other one, it's uneven. So, Photoshop.
charlieschocolatefactory
I went with the bottoms of the letters not lining up but yeh ??
ArcaneConjecture
@OP forgot the tracklist for #23 https://imgur.com/t4YG8Et
Audioclark
#26 I laughed at this so long my cats came in to check on me.
Ondradactyl
"Sir, you shouldn't be back here. This area is for penis penises only"
myrddin35
#17 Briezhnev was badass when he was younger. Early dementia and broken jaw made him a laughable meme.
FireSolvesProblems
#15 I had a customer today get upset that his Cobb salad wasn't vegan. He didn't order it that way. When it got remade he wanted Caesar
FireSolvesProblems
dressing. That took another minute. Bottom line, it's been a long day.
potential816
Did he just decide to go vegan like 5 minutes before he walked into the restaurant? Proper salad ordering is veganism 101...
DefinitelyNotASkinWalker
You know, I'm somewhat of a hotdog machine myself
ferrelnm
#3 the poem, “Death Be Not Proud,” by John Donne is literally this (minus the vampire). It’s great
markiel
#5 this one got an audible chuckle
LouisArmstrongsLeftFoot
#7 just saying they had the record for the largest....group activity
RatBits
#10 I'm adopting all the dogs.
rbudrick
#15 why not instruct to just use distilled water?
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
If I get proposed to like that I don't know if I could say no
PENlSMAN
#1
jliviKittenJunkie
#8 I believe this is an eldritch item only found in some sort of goblin big box store. They didn't order it, it just appeared on the shelf/
jliviKittenJunkie
One day.
AbelardSnazz
#7 and JFK told the Germans that he was a donut
dashriproc1
#12 The Roman Empire lasted ~450 years. USA has only been an "empire" for ~100 years before reaching all this. We like to go fast here.
LaffertyDanie1
#1 sounds like something dick cock would say
vodkaho
#12 this is us now, and I hate it.
cocoagogo
#11 this was a gate way meme for me
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Of all the dumps I’ve seen on this site, this was absolutely one of them.
magila
I cannot confirm this as I do not know which dumps you have seen.
doctormockingbird
literally.
MikePowers
Came here to say just that. Head and shoulders above anything else I've seen.
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TheMetalAndTheFunk
Yup, been a standard response around here for years
J4nein4ne
Now that's something everyone can agree with!
Horsenippleking
Tell my wife, hello
kraquepype
DisobidientAvacado
As of 1958 women could be lords
vegivamp
#7 was it Kennedy telling the Germans he was a cream pastry? "Ich bin ein Berliner" ?
amp99
#1 "Give a warm welcome to our newest staff member."
Mowerheimen
Boy, you guys aren't ready for Dick Trickle
amp99
https://youtu.be/_9fB1IcTD48
uplookdont
I hear staff members often get shafted... The pointy end of the stick as it were.
Lordwhizzkid
Staff member Richard Johnson is a right old bell-end when he's working wood. It's because he's a soldier, doesn't let him be a prick though.
Ximinipot
#18 Technically Brezhnev doesn't have eyebrows, he a single magnificent eyebrow.
imgursample
It’s like a forehead goatee.
ebony1442
They're in open competition with Stalin's moustache.
amp99
eyesbrow*
keystotheairlock
Workers of the World, Unite!
Aldante92
Unite like my eyebrows!
NachtReborn
*OUR* unibrow comrade!
NicolasKevinMac
I LOL'd for like ten minutes. Thanks, I really needed that this week...
Ximinipot
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
In Soviet Russia there can only be one brow.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Privet tovarisch