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Human foot washes ashore in Canada. That makes 13.
WTF Canada? https://nyti.ms/2jSORlz
#foot #washedashore #gilligan? #Ifalltopieces
Dec 12, 2017 11:48 PM
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WTF Canada? https://nyti.ms/2jSORlz
#foot #washedashore #gilligan? #Ifalltopieces
eljopo
There’s a Stuff You Should Know podcast about this
DamnLurknessMonster
Canadian 1: what’s this all aboot? Canadian 2: That’s a shoe, Kevin. Not aboot.
UnicornCock
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!
FatCat7d3
Mmmmm... is that... that’s where all the missing left socks go.
Veelot
C'mon, I thought we were done with these already
Tassu
Something must be afoot
ravenlunartech
You dig thirteen feet, and what do you get?
druck727
So I am not alone with the short white sock and black sneaks. Yes!
rabbiebabbie
Deadly combo
tweek0423
Are they going to be okay?
Biggie18
Did look like Dexter was in Alaska, maybe he actually went to Canada...
InvolentaryYoga
Something clever.
Bobeez
Theory is that ankles weaken easily and that’s why feet with shoes always wash up. Its likely worldwide drowning/plane crash victims.
braindrill
The power of Velcro. I now understand why people wear Velcro. That shoe isn't coming off. No matter what.
sahdad
I have learned from the show Bones that Brennan will solve 3 murders from that leg.
nonamejanie
They kill the impolite. They just keep it hush hush.
captainapplesauce
Tanis.....
logantip
Tanis? I thought you said tennis.
ManimalMike
....Tanis? Sounds...complicated.
violetimp
Runner available.
Denare
The actions of the foot clan have been literal lately. But on a serious note, that's really strange.
commentsivehadafew
The leg bone’s connected to the shoe bone...
RegurgitatedCumBubble
icculus760
The red thing's connected to my wrist watch
Sabrehawk
Uh oh.
thefrayedendsofsanity
Hi everybody!
orangecatonpizzabox
Hi dr nick
ToyotaCelica
HungryPumpkn
commenter1337
He should make a lamp out of it.
goclimbarock
MrsWeinerbottom
LaminarFlOwens
The shoe floats when the rest does not
DarKEspeon
...For now~
AndTheHairsOnTheBackOfMeNeckAreTapedDown
The shoe bones connected to the.. sock bone?
servingmytimeinusersub
That's where i put those
UptightCargo
Dexter?
ravenlunartech
He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
rdswords
First thing I thought of...
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
... soon.
CosmicKitten10
nokittythatsabadkitty
Spoopy
MrCleo
2spoopy4me
FloppyFingers
That's a hell of a marketing icampaign by that sneaker company.
justforthechristmasselfie
I feel like this was on an episode of bones
TorchNRun
I can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this... yes!
MamaKin
That's what I said, too! But their feet were a bit fresher.
Spongeboobsquirepants
I work at a hospital that had to deal with one of these feet. X-rayed it in the morgue for evidence. The smell is less than pleasant
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
I think I read somewhere that the same thing happens in Russia's east coast? Not 100% on that.
MCathenaE
It's been happening for years. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
yea they made an episode of Bones about it.
periwinklepanda
I was going to say the same thing. I remember this happening back when I was HS (from the PNW)
poopsinbutts
Yea I thought they found out they were missing hookers or something but that shoe is not a hooker shoe..
kodiak931155
it's always runners because runners float
logantip
Maybe the hookers you know Mr. Money Bags.
Sakabashira
They can't DNA test and check records to see where the last known instance of these people were?
MCathenaE
I have no idea. You would think they could. They have figured out who some of them belong to.
bundleofwoodensticks
DNA profiles are not something that is generally recorded before something happens. It’s possible that records may exist from a crime scene
bundleofwoodensticks
or a comparison could be made if you had an idea as to who the individual was
blaChek
The article says 8 out of the past 12 feet have been identified
ArdentSlacker
That's pretty good. ... gods, some of the families would want to bury 'em. Someone has to ship them back. Do they leave the shoe on?
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Well, I'm glad Malaysian Airlines passengers finally reached their destination
kluang
superninendochalmers
Vasillos
fucking saved
DrunkenZebra
.
PerthConall
Accurate username
EorlundGraymane
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
ugglorimossen
Where is nuub nuub when you need him?
usersubbordercontrol
DeyQuanF
+1 for Funhaus
WhatOhShitGif
RalinStorm
It's been the perfect amount of time
Meatwave
wow, there's a good old fashioned gif party going on in here... don't upvote me, I'm just commenting so I can find this again when I need to
SheBlindedMe
Double that.
MuttonLettuceTomatoSandwich
tsrivishnu
grudgingtad
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Every day we stray further from Gods light...
vitaminalgas
dmc623
OwlFarm
iatha
mt77932
anachrofishstix
SurelyNotHitler
"we know you have a choice in airlines, and you chose wrong"
EcchiWithATwist
NotWittyEnough
Joke so dark you only get 3/5 of an upvote
amagiciannamedgob
Holy shit dude +1
DeathGear
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Nariom
I DEMAND FAVOTRITES FOR COMMENTS
kjb72
wubalubadubdub11
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
You. I like you. Let us meet up by the beer cooler when we get to hell.
TheGooseMoose
yourCleverUsernamewastaken
Savage....lol
SABill
Dark...I like it!
BoozeHound001
Ilikeyogurt
Placentaur
Real question, is it reasonable to assume they did in fact crash in the ocean or something?
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Iirc, parts of an aircraft plausible to be that flight washed up in Australia. Never heard if it was confirmed to be mh370.
asoftstrawberry
GregorCorgane
XanCrews
HeroHadley
d3cad3nce
OH SHIT!
Brocid3n
cunninglinguist85
LordOfTheRingDings
bebopfox
felkoz
Glengoolie
tricepasaurusrex
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Oh, this is one I haven't seen. I like it!
Birate
SarminBandit
Oooooooooooo shit
AncillaryLimitingFactor
Sojero
Cheetothieves
Painkiller1020
mercilesscockhammer
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
ZookeeperFloyd
tuckerx78
Girls and panzer?
MasterRaziel
....what anime???
iatha
Sora no Woto
Sonran
Crunchyroll?
iatha
Yes, it's listed on CR as the english title, "Sound of the Sky"
TheScandinavianFlick
DrSharkbite
WithoutAnyHope25
blonx
Some parts of em have
Sakabashira
Like, individual? With the shoes still on them somehow?
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Most sneakers float.
ProphetofEntropy
they are suicides the shoes protect the feet from scavengers and help them float ashore. this isnt something new.
HiddenSanity
Yeah, shoes float and protect feet from getting eaten, lots of theories, like Tsunami victims, mob dumping bodies, ill-fated refugees...
ScubaDiver17
Seems odd that the muscle is completely gone but the sock and shoe look intact
nonCanadianGoose
The ocean is filled with effective scavengers
ArdentSlacker
The only thing in the ocean that eats socks are dryers lost at sea. And they are bottom dwellers.
Sp1ffy
There is an entire episode of Bones with this exact plot line
itsmeursecretsanta
How stuff works did a really good episode on this, it has to do with a specific current
Tornadotaco
Best theory is its from the 2004 Asian tsunami victims. Consistent with ocean currents. Shoes float. No feet with shoes produced after 2004.
d0o0o0d
Why wouldn't they be turning up all over the place?
HiddenSanity
Because ocean currents are fairly stable things.
Lizzu
If they weren't there'd be a fuckton of problems. Aren't ocean currents what keep the UK so warm for its longitude??
HiddenSanity
ye
VitameatavegaminItsSoTastyToo
So sad
eaglehunter
Just how it works here
SpellingEternity
Say someone is getting rid of evidence. Weighed down corpse decomposes in water. Shoes are inedible, don't decompose and float.
Sakabashira
I mean more of that they didn't slip off due to currents and lack of flesh to hold them. Those shoes had to of been TIGHT.
Felderburg
*had to have
scnottaken
They're pretty cool looking.
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iPostReactionMemes
Upvote simply because I want the fleshy foot part to still be in the shoe really bad.
LateNightBunnyParty
It probably is. Check out Ask A Mortician on YouTube.
LateNightBunnyParty
Keep in mind, flesh needs exposure to the elements to decompose properly. A don't stuffed in a sock and shoe might not decompose (1)
LateNightBunnyParty
*foot, not don't. Stupid phone.
LateNightBunnyParty
(2) as quickly or thoroughly as the rest of the body.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i feel like someone with the resources and necessity to regularly dump bodies in the ocean would know abut the shoe thing though...
wealthychef
Never in pairs. Only singles.
Tornadotaco
There have been two sets of paired feet found
Maclarion
And always the left one. What's up with that?
YouNeedtoChill
I remember...business.
ChrisMendez123
Wikipedia article said mostly right feet?
BraughtGurst
Adventure time reference
BlobfishHooHaaHaa
The “Stuff you should know” podcast actually has an episode on this. If I remember it basically was that the shoes float and get caughtup1/2
BlobfishHooHaaHaa
2/2 in the current, etc and wash ashore. Most of the time the bodies aren’t recovered for various reasons.
absolutezero182
Perfect dumping location for a serial killer
UnicornRazzleDazzle
Bears. That’s why.
ravenlunartech
Grizzly comment.
UnicornRazzleDazzle
UnicornRazzleDazzle
You just had me daffy!