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I found these 12 animals. I promise that none of them are an octopus.
This flamingo? Definitely not an octopus.
This kangaroo isn't an octopus either.
Neither is this porcupine.
Is this an octopus? No. It's just a little snake.
And what about this elephant? Not an octopus.
No octopus here. Just a camel.
Look! An octopus! Oh wait, that's just a squid. They're different.
Here comes a snail that is certainly not an octopus.
And this is totally a monkey.
This cute little turtle is 100% not an octopus
There's no way this could be an octopus, because it's a sloth.
This T-Rex should be extinct, but this one isn't, because it's definitely a T-Rex, and not an octopus.
vdangit
KomodoKill
+1 for octopuses
SkoomaDeeler
I would have loved this if there were octopi in it.
GabePyle
Sorry to disappoint you :(
sachinramani
Did anyone else count eight legs on each one?!
Bi11yPi1grim
OneNeoEon
I am disappointed this ended with a picture of Octodad saying "this is a human, a loving father at that. Definitely not an octopus."
idelta777
Hey, these aren't 12 pictures of animals that are not an octopus, these are just pictures of dads.
jesuskwice
This needs to be a children's book series
GabePyle
Done: https://www.amazon.com/Fourteen-Animals-That-Definitely-Octopus/dp/1641700092
JuneOokami
I'd buy that for my niece. So cute.
holytoasts
Agreed
TrustMeImABassist
@TinyOctopus is that what you're doing?
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Have you ever gotten anyone to trust you by being a bassist? Because I'm also one and now I'm thinking maybe I should try it...
Martecles
We miss you and your third personness-ness
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TrustMeImABassist
Geniuses thinks equal, my friend
InfernoTerra
It would seem so.
forallthewins
Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ
PsychoticWizardDragon
Finally someone said it.
Imightbelyingalittlebit
His last comment was a week ago :(
iEatPopcorn
ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO
maddsolar
And now imgur is tweekin hoe...tweekin hoe
ihatewarmpickles
A month ago you mean
Gnawms
He might've been lying a little.
Imightbelyingalittlebit
Yes :(
EatYourPotassium
Octopuses have excellent camouflage. Which is irrelevant BC none of these animals are octopus.
NuclearChimichangas
Did the octopus from finding dory escape again?
totestots
AndreSever
This..I like this
stresstwig
that gif is so calming. i love it.
bgizz1e
This would be a great loading screen
Goodnewwseveryone
agreed. I would def have it
0nceInABlueMoon
@Sarah pls
fullbrook
Those are definitely not octopu-WAIT A MINUTE!
Zak57TR
........hey wait a second.
exitparadise
That's not a T-rex. I can tell because its arms are way too long.
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
Maybe it's an octopus?
ZiggySolo
The octopus escaped again
GabePyle
I don't know what you're talking about there is no octopus here.
arrkay
This is so good. Thanks for the share OP.
GabePyle
Thanks! And you're welcome!
PassablyCute
Not a single octopus here? I can hardly believe my octopeyes!
PassablyCute
I'll see myself out.
OMGchipmunkz
Im a little embarrassed because i thought these were all the animals he claimed them to be. Definitely not octopus'
NOTZLATAN
And it was a long ride down here!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
@OP. You got me good. The fifth one down is actually an octopus. I almost missed it.
IAmNotASkeleton
Nobody suspects a thing.
pudgychicken
This is actually really cute
The1Freeman
ByGrabtharsHammerByTheSunsOfWorvanYouShallBeAvenged
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stealthgunner385
I don't see an octopus. All I see is a loving father.
celestedrake
But be aware- loving fathers can start telling dad jokes.
LordChappers
No one suspects a thing.
MoonGirlCat
Why did you post a random picture of a man in a suit?
TheLordHelix
I think it's a marine biologist shrugging
TheDarkNerd
I know technically we are, but it still feels weird to call a human an animal.
RedClaws23
Thank you sir
VoxtheSergal
'Mommy, if dad's an octopus, then where did we come from?' *Blurbling laughter*
Zingoftheday
Yes finally octodad on imgur! We need more octodad gifs
eavenPayne
Are you insinuating this normal man is an octopus?
malachitedragon
*burbling accusation of laziness*
Icanshipmypants
I thought this was Marge Simpson as a thumbnail
charliefatspuds
That's a tortoise.
MrWiggleBottom
This is why I browse imgur! Love it. Mostly because I love octopi.
Mastahkeef
Then surely you must have been disappointed by this post as there were none
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
I'm not sure what to do with this information. Think I need an expert... Does this check out @TinyOctopus?
mrfirebass
wait what....why!!!???
ITalkAboutGoats
Tiny octopus has abandoned us for fairer seas :'(
Firefluff
Nooooooo
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ITalkAboutGoats
interesting
OrangeFlavours
How do ye know? Just hasn't been on in a month it seems.
ITalkAboutGoats
well, even if it is temporary, a month is abandoning. He might be back *shrug*
Elliottwrites
It's summer, tiny octopus probably has his octopodes since they're out of school and he's chilling with them
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
+1 for not using octopi
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Hors2018
Nooooooo! That's awful!
Imgonnatipyouwell
He'll be ok, he's a resilient dude... er cephalopod.
RickRolledBamboozledAgain
Hey guys, if u look closely there are octopuses in all of them... I think they are trying to trick us
thefuzziestofbutts
Touchmybananaforscale
"The fuck you say"?
Will12332
Mimic octopi are soo cool, only ever seen one of them though
ilikehexagons
It's Greek, the plural is octopodes.
Will12332
I wasn't aware, thank you
delapolla
But also acceptable (due to usage) is octopi and octopuses.
WickedSludge
Or maybe you've only seen one shitty one and dozens of really good ones?
MrWispy
Are you sure?
GoodGraces
The octopus is badass.
MaciekWaszczuk
When your black friend finally calls you his 'nigga'
glacialbae
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mimic_octopus.png
curiousrayoflight
Fuck, that's cool.
Dannydelacruz3
Metal gear solid!
TotallyOriginalName
These octopies does actually try to disguise themselves as snakes.
SmergTheDargon
These commenti does actually try to disguise themselves as english.
HiImJohnnyCash
Nope.
TotallyOriginalName
Yes, they do. http://old.world-mysteries.com/newgw/bofc4.jpg
Ryebread91
Clearest end to a argument I've ever see +1 @totallyoriginalname
shabubba
the loop synced up with the song I was just listening to, wild
GodofSnowcones
MRW i hold in a sneeze
Stabbadabbadoo
Why do you have so many pictures of an ordinary dad????
PsychoticWizardDragon
I dont get it...
Stabbadabbadoo
http://octodadgame.com/press/octodad_dadliest_catch/images/octodad_01.png
PsychoticWizardDragon
::Takes a bit to understand:: Oh wait I think i get it.
PsychoticWizardDragon
Sorta.
DefenestrationAssistant
Is this OC? This is good! Its just too bad there are no octopuses...
Buckbeak1486
Octoped is the plural of octopus
Techtronic
@tinyoctopus
JonnyBasterd
I too, can't seem to find any octopi
DefenestrationAssistant
Hey Grammar Nazis, "octopuses" is actually correct: http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/octopus 1:30 mark for the conclusion
GeneralBullshit
Is pussies also OK?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Octopussy?
veryhungrycaterpillar
This is so ridiculously cute.
JeffStrangeness
Octopussies*
butwholethief
That's alot of pussies
spiketherapper
8 to be exact
ExpectoPatr0num
I scrolled down halfway through to type "Is this OC? This is great!"
gablestout
No, this is definitely not Octopus Content
magellan007
Octopi*
Thekingofbeans
It's not Octopi. Us only becomes I when it is a latin root, the proper plural is Octopuses.
takichandler
Nope, it's Greek, so the plural is technically octopodes but to not sound like a prick in English you should just say octopuses.
RoarImATinyDragon
A pie made of Octopus?
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
No thanks, I'm full
idonthavethemotivationforawittyusername
You are doin the Lord's work.
Harmonex
Haha, I get the joke.
VoidIncarnate
If you have exactly 3.14159 octopodes, you can call them octoπ
HughJaction
Isn't an Octoπ just 25.13272?
VoidIncarnate
That's exactly how many tentacles you get if you have octopi.
RogueEnthusiast
Actually the word Octopus comes from Greek so the plural is actually Octopodes.
takichandler
Thank you
emergencyhuman
Octoparty is more fun. Correct, I doubt it. Fun, yes.
jamiewritesfic
I like you, emergency human.
emergencyhuman
Aw, I like you too. Now, I mean.
WailingPotato45
I thought octopodes were small octopi. I'm pretty sure. We should consult @TinyOctopus.
Dexidus
*octopidodeses
Carlisntreallythatbadofaguy
*octopodesi
TheAdventuresofScout
Actually all three are correct
Aquilarden
Just like clitoris goes to either clitorises or clitorides!
TygrF
"Clitorides" I can never find that constellation.
Aquilarden
It's next to Labiae Majorae
MaelstromVanguard
Or octopuses. Both are equally correct.
LonelinessAndDespair
What about octopussy?
GabePyle
Thanks! And yes, this is OC! I finished it last night. It's for a contest on Threadless, but I wanted to share it here too.
bobbyloblaw
Should children's book this real quick like everyone is saying. 2 months you are going to be back on the front page with your amazon link.
GabePyle
If anything like that happens, I'll be sure to share it!
ermuhanyway
nice!
TicoGuy
please please make an Octopus that is not an Octopus, but wait it is an Octopus!
GabePyle
I think something like that might sneak into future versions ;)
ragnaroktog
Following up on holytoasts message, you should consider self publishing this as a children's book. It would be fantastic.
holytoasts
I'd like 2 if it happens!
holytoasts
This would make a cute kids book
lotsacreamlotsasugar
My thoughts exactly! Favoriting so I can show it to my kids.
iambeaumont
+1 good advice is +1
heylookatmeimmrmeeseeks
EDUCATE THE YOUTH. RAKE IN THE MONEY FOR YOUR ART.
loveplusultra
Dude, this is really good!
GabePyle
Thanks!
ConkerHasNuts
Well done man! This is actually so good! I'm now worried everyone in my life is an octopus.
DeguInACage
Do you sell prints? I would totally buy a print of this, since I'm not much of a t-shirt person.
GabePyle
I should have prepared a print file sooner! But if you're interested, prints are available here: https://society6.com/gyledesigns
DeguInACage
Thanks! I will totally be buying it, but know I hate you a little for making the print 7x10 and forcing me to get a custom frame.
GabePyle
Oh... I wonder if I can fix that. I didn't even think about that. Sorry!
ihaveatinyPP
Dude don't give you're designs to threadless get yourself set up with you're own website and shop umgur will buy the shit out of them.
GabePyle
Well, I do have some stuff up on https://gyledesigns.threadless.com/. Threadless just offers better promotion and exposure than my own shop.
purple0king
You should have included octopuses.
weaselriot
Amazing!
atoms2ashes
Damn dude, at first glance I thought this post was way too good to be OC. Great designs!
GabePyle
What a compliment. Thank you!
Stonefruitlove
wow i'm so impressed! LOVELY work, really really good and kinda uplifting
GabePyle
Why thank you! Glad I could brighten your day :)
Bexli
good luck!!! They're really cute! C:
GabePyle
Thank you! :)
TundraFlame
This could easily be a kids book. My son loved it from start to finish.
GabePyle
This might be my favorite comment. Thank you!
faithfuldoubt
Everybody go to his website and vote for it!
GabePyle
Thanks for the call to arms!
clutteredcanvas
I went on and scored you 5.. I've never heard of Threadless before but I'm assuming 5 is the best! Good luck with it, this is lovely work
GabePyle
Thank you for your vote! Threadless has some really great stuff. I'll be sure to let you all know if it gets printed!
GabePyle
Thanks again for your vote. The shirt won the competition!!! :D
clutteredcanvas
That's great news! Congratulations! And thanks for keeping us updated
Raptorsaurus83
These are really great. I'm stealing some for mobile wallpaper
SparelyFunctional
I love it SO!
FlukeNevermet
logged in especially to upvote you. haven't logged in half an year. good luck!
GabePyle
Oh man. I am honored! Thank you :)
GabePyle
Thank you so much for the vote, friend. The design won the competition!!! :D
FlukeNevermet
yay!
GabePyle
Hopefully it'll be a shirt someday. Until then, it's here: https://www.threadless.com/designs/12-animals-that-are-definitely-not-an-octopus
Yukicha
What software did you use to make this? So cute!
GabePyle
Used the Adobe suite. Illustrator to create the shapes, and Photoshop to add shadow!
PMMeSomethingGoodThatHappenedToYouTodayAndWhyRUStillReadingThis
Aw! I want the shirt. I want it now OP!
GabePyle
Sorry to make you wait! But shirts are available now! :D I shared the link in the post update :) Thanks!
caprica007
Also, look at you being in a contest and not pandering for votes!!
kenshinlives
I would like to purchase as a kid's book.
lewlewlemon
Pretty damn sweet OP! Also, all the comments ppl have made just make this post fucking gold! ♡
HerrBatman
Make each animal a seperate shirt just with the text you wrote below them :)
SgtSparkless
Ooo you should put this in the description! Would love to see it as a t-shirt
GabePyle
Thanks for the suggestion! I shared it in a front page edit.
Atribbs
I would buy all 12 of these shirts.
AshleiE95
Yes, a shirt.... That is definitely not an octopus...
ihaveatinyPP
Dude get off of threadless and just go make your own website and sell them post a post about it to umgur and well buy them
GabePyle
You have a point. I actually already have some shirts up on https://gyledesigns.threadless.com/ Threadless just offers more exposure :)
30GDD
I would pay so much money for a shirt! I hope you win!
GabePyle
Thanks! I did win! :D Shirts (among other things) available now! I put the link in the post update.
30GDD
YAY! Thank you so much for replying to my comment!!!!
thewhifflingtit
10/10, would buy.
GabePyle
Well now you can! The design won the competition!!! :D I shared a link in the post update :)
Tellin
This is adorable. Good luck in the contest!
GabePyle
Thanks! I won!!! :D
Tellin
Oh my, congratulations! :D
sangve
Voted for you, lovely design!
GabePyle
You da real MVP! Thank you for your vote. The design won the competition!!! :D
ThatCommieGuy
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GabePyle
Here is your dot update: The design won!!! :D I shared the link in a post update :) Thanks!
ThatCommieGuy
Yesssss
caprica007
Tell me when it is!
GabePyle
It is now! I won the competition, and shirts (and other things) are available now! :D
caprica007
Ahhhhhhhh
anotherangrycephalopod
If it became a shirt, I would totally buy it. Awesome work @OP
GabePyle
Here is your update: It won the competition, and is now a shirt! Link is in post update. Sorry, too long to copypaste
GabePyle
Thanks! I'll keep everyone updated :)
caprica007
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barnobo
Posting so i can buy 1 too!
JenniferWilde
Doop
blueowl642
Maybe check out uploading to Society6? You can also make it into prints, shower curtains, and other stuff
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SupermassiveZebra
I would buy one. :D
nmojica1497
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TheManOuttaNorway
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PsychoPickle
I need one for my mom, this is awesome!
ILikeThisPost
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CardboardCrusader
Tactical dot insertion point:__.__
alvy5
Posting so I can come back and buy it!
thischemicalfallout
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DeadNotSleeping1010
Note to future self: come back and buy this when it's a T-shirt. Also, buy more milk.
McBook
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3LittleJokers
Hello. I'm here for the shirt update information. So. Dot? I guess. Thank you and good day.
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