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A real hero
Nov 1, 2017 2:59 PM
panther009
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thk5013
I like how the mistress got in on it too! So touching.
owlest
ok come on it's 2017 why we measuring with stones and shit?
DavosTheOnionKnight
We can all agree that stone is a more ridiculous unit for measuring weight than pound, right? I realize it's a while number conversion,still
SquiggleBerries
I hope she finds her rocks
Smmack
98 pounds, 44 kilos, 14080 teabags, 240 bananas, 1 toilet, 6.4 bowling balls, 10 cats, 15 bricks, 1/10 of a Grizzly Bear or 70 basketballs.
SocoFox
He didn't cheat because she was fat, he cheated because he's trash. "Fat fuck" were the words of tiny brained trash, and the mistress was >
SocoFox
> probably capable of even less coherent, individual thought, "Yeah! You..umm...fat fuck!"
Dougibert
I hope she dumped him, but congrats on the weight loss.
LowFucntioningSociopath
She also got plastic surgery and liposuction!
Mattwer3
I guess it’s a good thing?
Tlcbaby
Shit like this is why i stopped coming to this site.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Tbh I would've before.
ShittyHomestuckMemes
VagisilToothpaste
IMO she looks cute AF in the before pic and kinda fake/weird looking in the after pic.
roguejuan
How much do stones weigh? What is that in Smoots?
Svartlebee
A stone is 14 pound or roughly 6.3kg
sus83
Mr. Can go F himself
Unsafefurball
"it's obviously a joke" ah yes, man treats wife like absolute shit, that's a classic. Hilarious.
fartboxtonguepunch
now she doesnt have to do anal anymore
FuzzyX
I am not sure how this relates but I am all in for butt hole violation.
bigdaddyfatpants
Still anal just not as many ATM
Buddy77
She still wants to
jumpoff69
One can only hope
MarkSeifert
honestly she was pretty before just unhealthy.. what he did was wrong and hurtful but I hope she did it for herself and not in spite.
thisisprocrastination
I don't condone cheating. I also don't condone getting fat in a relationship. Any reason she finally did something, is better than none.
Honorius
chase7436
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/overweight-and-healthy-the-concept-of-metabolically-healthy-obesity-201309246697 Fyi, it's complicated.
MarkSeifert
it is but I'm fat and got here by being unhealthy, which also caused a mini stroke but I am not her, hope she's healthy and happy.
chase7436
Right, but being thin doesn't equal healthy either. There's also different ways to end up fat, and I'm sure the types of food eaten to (1)
chase7436
(2)get plays a role i.e someone who is fat from junk food and someone who is fat from home cooked food are probably different cases.
MachineInterface
Ah, it's "we hate fat people" week again on imgur?
songbirdsweetandsourjane
All the people from r/fatpeoplehate came here
GodOfSporks
Imgur doesn't hate fat people! Imgur hates fat women. Get it right.
imbitteraboutit
That's because it's all fat dudes here.
655321mnc
True, its getting old and the comments are cruel
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Has it ever not been? I'd love to see some pictures of the people who makes these comments. I'll bet there's a lot of self-loathing at work.
MassivelyEffected
I think nearly everyone lowkey judges fat people. The only thing that really changes is what each person defines as fat.
TheWiseAlaundo
So all week every week?
MELexclamationmark
i don't get it , where do you see the hate ? , the few comments that are fat hating are downvoted hard
djangojazz
Never underestimate the power of revenge
AwkwardGirl4691
Wayne90y
Had the genders here been switched imgur would be a lot more straightforward (EVIL CUNT) "joking" around seems ok against women but not men
MarilynRenee
Agree completely.
Unsafefurball
Really nothing quite as funny as cheating on your partner and then verbally abusing them when you're caught. Truley funny.
Fishticuffs
The mistress helped, according to the headline .
Groznek
Imgur has a special hatred for overweight women.
cantbeasadmuffin
Oh yea they do. I wasn't even overweight and after being on Imgur for a while I stopped eating because of how awful ppl were to fat girls.
CptnRayHolt
random ppl's opinions do not reflect your value as a person. please dont let their spite dictate your choices. <3
cantbeasadmuffin
Thanks, that's sweet of you to say
cantbeasadmuffin
I'm working on recovery now though. It's a like a yo yo but I'll get there
Groznek
I mean, they made a big deal about that one overweight guy that got made fun of at a party, but they're goddamn merciless at the site of
Groznek
overweight women even vaguely trying to feel good about themselves. It's weird.
calyxium
I'll be downvoted for using the m-word but, it's not weird, it's misogyny.
chicagochick
Imgur: he helped her! .. ugh...
MELexclamationmark
it's the fucking joke you dumbass
chicagochick
damn have a snickers dude.
MELexclamationmark
i don't like dumb people sorry
chicagochick
Well if you were smart enough, im sure youd know how to express yourself with out so much hate. just sayin
anakhasilver
Let's be real, there are a lot of people who agree he helped her.
MELexclamationmark
but i sure as hell don't see them here , the few that are mean are downvoted hard anyway
chicagochick
But say "its just a joke" when called out
HolyHellJezebel
What a fucking douche
HarryHenryHarry
I think the "little's" I'm your name might be a lie.
xphatdoobie
? You don’t know the backstory. You don’t know if she’s the bitch or not or if it was all him. Don’t take at face value what you don’t know
itsabouttogetspicy
There's no excuse to be an asshole to someone because of the way they look. Says so much about a person's character...
NobleSavant
There is no excuse to cheat. Divorce her, or stay faithful.
Nobody7713
Cheating makes you a douche. Period, no exceptions.
pauli133
There's a lesson here: when both your husband AND your mistress agree, you should listen.
HD2composer
Dakksys
Wife: You need to stop sleeping with her. Husband: My mistress and I don't think that's a good idea.
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
Wow. Cause the mistress is always interested in the wife's health? Right.
ChooseFree
Your husband and "His" mistress....would be kinda weird if your mistress agreed with your husband
Tayzor
Do you hear a lot of whooshing sounds throughout the day?
formerprosecutor
Cuz you missed the point! *kills self*
brownsugga
Maybe it's a sister wife situation
MrBlop
Maybe it's a grandma cousin situation
PurpleMario
Maybe it's an aunt niece situation
CatInARedBox
She not only got rid of almost 100 lbs of body weight she got rid of the dead weight of a cheating useless peice of shit husband.
TheSevvy
Gottem.
CatInARedBox
Honorius
CatInARedBox
thisisprocrastination
Amen. Just too bad it took one to finally achieve the other.
EsportsLawyer
but what happened to driving your partner to cheating?
MELexclamationmark
explains it , doesn't justify it
TheSevvy
No such thing. Shitty people just justifying the shitty things they do.
EsportsLawyer
I dont agree with it, but thats literally 90% of the comments when genders are reversed. good for you man and She had to hav a reason tho!!
CatInARedBox
TheSevvy
Cheeseweenie
If you truly felt that way, and love them, take it to counseling. If that doesn't work, just leave them. Why hurt them more.
EsportsLawyer
Because I don't think that driving someone to cheating is a thing. I just think this doublestandard where everyone whiteknights all day 1/2
EsportsLawyer
is fucking stupid. When genders are reversed the wife obviously had a reason. here is a piece of shit. its dumb 2/2
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
There is a thing called divorce. Cheating is for the weak.
LiterallyYourMom
Absolutely no excuse to not just break up instead. If you want to cheat that's where it's going anyway.
EsportsLawyer
just calling out the massive dbl standard. Dont actually agree with it.
ITalkAboutGoats
Yeah! And people who drive others to murder and steal.
spottedfromadistance
What a guy, such selflessness...
peterchen
Yeah, even the biggest assholes want to be the heroes of their story.
lordofhouselurker
The real mvp
BeerBatteredandBold
Let's not forget the mistress. She played a pivotal roll in this woman's success!
Speedkills93
I bet she had a nice pivot to boot.
kkus
So Gaz Paine is American?
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
brings a tear to my eye
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
The hero we need but don't deserve.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
Well, she was fat. And if she smash it would be a fat fuck, and the guy would be a fat fucker.
Sparkbot
*Claps in American*
websurfintime
TheBoysInTheLab
Pictured Here:
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FilthyRapscallions
Spite is a great motivator.
reallyguysseriously
Helped me get into Medical school
hotdropoclock
I know this to be true for a fact.
HamOnWholeWheat
It sent me back to school.
tarataqa
Shame is too. (Source: I used to be a fat f*ck too.)
804lif3
Stones sounds like a weight of measument from monty python.
DonaldTrumpsMicropenis
A DUCK!
ragekritz
It's one of the most British sounding things ever
AR2713
stone, not stones, and MP are British so... yeah, they probably would have used stone.
804lif3
Sorry cant hear you over the sound of 1776.
AR2713
bet you can't hear me over the sound of your frequent mass shootings, either
804lif3
Its ok, i hear those trucks are pretty loud when they run over people.
AR2713
lol that wasn't the UK, that was France... you know, the lads who won your independence for you?
Honorius
I go through all the trouble of learning metrics and you people start measuring in rocks!? When does the education stop!
ArtMadeofYourComment
Build a bridge out of her!
preparanoid
Hell, build an Eiffel Tower.
pixelsnader
The Eiffel tower is metal, not stone.
preparanoid
She fit. https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8174/7925104300_916aa2aa43_z.jpg
Kelryn42
You are not... Wrong...
Hrafna55
1 stone = 14 lbs
tankboy
Does it's weight depend on whether it's an African Stone or a European Stone?
LanceSackless
I dont know tha....aaaaaaghhh!
disinfectantrum
Well African stones are non-migratory
804lif3
I don't think we are supposed to assume the stones nationality.
warick
The stone passed the citizenship test, so it is now exactly like the native stones in every possible way.
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
That's over 98 pounds for my fellow Americans
leftyshuckles
Thank you yes I don't understand much outside of Freedom Units
FelixTheCAT5e
How much is that in dollars?
bigdaddyfatpants
Now the poor guy got rid of a 100 less pounds than he had originally thought. Still a nice loss though.
Mockingbirb
Why did she carry 7 stones around with her? You people ate weird af
NotAsCreativeAsItCouldBe
And one pound is equal to 1.33 dollars. If my math is correct, she lost $129.84
boobcat
then who uses Stones? here in the 20th century and beyond we use Kg
RichardWeedMD
Only England. they must be great at math use Imperial, Metric, The other one, and this stone..stuff
MassivelyEffected
It makes converting easy for a Brit. We use Imperial for human measurements so height feet and inches, weight stone and pound. (1)
MassivelyEffected
and miles for car stuff. Then metric for basicly everything else... apart from milk that we do in pints for some reason.
MassivelyEffected
Oh and beer, also pints
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BjorktheBrutal
Thank you, I couldn't figure out human weight to stones.
BeerBatteredandBold
Tigersterne
98 pounds is how much in dollars?
CharlieTangoRomeo
Depends on who's dollar
Blaze9303
What is it in kilogram? Metric system for the win!
nikola
~44,5 kg
Idontcareatallnotonebit
Wait what America uses pounds but not stone?
masterblaster666
As an American I never even heard of it till just now
nextgenpants
None of us use stone. Some digital scales have it but that's just to make the Brits feel more at home.
formerprosecutor
we use rolling stones
BreenW
For our British bretheren, thats 4 of the Queens Chain.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
metric you idiot
postman69
What about the rest of the world?
fistermatic5000
We get made fun of for not using metric and ya'll are measuring shit with fucking stones.
grinner
Using "stones" and "pounds", like some backwards savages. "THIS WOMAN LOST 85,3 half-cats! 0,013 grf (general rock formation) for the rest."
GENTLEMANxJACK713
Plus the 220 from the Cheating husband
ASongOfPissAndFarts
That's approxmately 13.6 borks for my American dogs and 70 ruffs for my non American dogs.
lovepuppy415amnd
Thanks
woodenrobot
You mean, not even you guys know how to use imperial?
peebag
But what's it in dollars?
rbudrick
I thought a stone was simply 14 pounds. Why over 98?
SephiRothIRA
I get it you're British now just tell me how many dollars that is!
Justalobstercowboy
7 x 14 for the ignorant of any country
Choman82
And for the rest of the world, how many KG?
Myd20RollsAlwaysComeUpMilhouse
What about cold America? aka Canada. We don't use stones either.
Azukare
yeah, bit what about KGs?
SarcasticSwede
What's it in an actual value though? Cause what's a pound or a stone supposed to mean?
clnoy
1 pound is 16 ounces. 1 stone is half a quarter.
SarcasticSwede
Did you seriously just make it even more confusing??
Kopar
Wow. Hats off to this gentleman for making it happen! Wow!
PrincessAnus
i'm 10 stone appaently
poorwhitetrash
That's nearly 392 quarter pounders with cheese!
stonebrood
and for everyone who uses something reasonable it's 44.5 kg
MadMechE
For those who haven't been to the moon...
DownVoteVerifier
Ty
BahamutBBob
Then there's this asshole who uses "stone" as a measuring system.
Zixtank
Thank you very much.
guilhermedidi
thank
52pickup
She lost 2/3 of what I weigh; damn!
Blaze9303
Did not see that soon enough
callmecalculus
Scientific units for the win!
simplefishy
*the rest of the world - less the three odd stubborn countries
formerprosecutor
The US, Myanmar, and Liberia... but hey two's company and three's a party
skeletorsmiles
Everyone I know in Canada uses lbs not kgs.
Mockingbirb
Yeah... what a cool party
formerprosecutor
good beaches
BahamutBBob
Well fuck, if Bill Murray is gonna be there, sign me up!
iBangYourFace
How much in kilo bro? For your fellow rest of the world
Dirtypocket
Chur cuz
QuiteADapperAsshole
Like 45 kg.
just4thelolz
I had to scroll way too far down for the figure in a real unit of measurement.
CaptainCinnabar
My Saviour
Charcharm
Thanks. Looks more than 45 kilo though, good for her.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Nothing motivates quite like getting the last laugh.
5P4C3M4N
7=98? Stone does not seem like a good body weight measurement
GlowstickJedi
Brit here. I hate working in stones for body weight (and only body weight) but I just can't get my head around large KG figures.
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Zarkai
but this isn't Metric or US Customary. It's Imperial.
VictorFries
Neither does a pound
ElPoloDiablo
Ya know, both UK and US could switch to Metric and save everyone some time, because both measurements suck.
AWeirdnamethatithoughtwasalreadytaken
We have in the UK! Kinda..sorta..not really. Some things are in metric!
HaniiPuppy
It's the same as measuring the height in feet and inches.
altearithe
Yeah it's weird, but it's like dollars and cents where dollars are stones and cents are pounds. Don't understand why 14lb=1stone though.
mattsall
Pounds are unnecessarily precise for body weight measurement, stone makes more sense
tarataqa
Found the stoner!
ImmortalAzrael
"How much does your baby weigh?" "0.42 stone." Yeah, makes lots of sense.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
So instead you should have to lose 14 pounds to see a difference in measurement?
lovemesumfemdom
That sounds like shit a fat fuck would say
VictorFries
That's how you save a life. Good job sir! +1
hovelhopper
But we use pounds for more than just weighing people...
mattsall
Not in civilised countries we don't...
lewstherindidnothingwrong
Kilos are probably the best choice, but I'm always a slut for the metric system
lewstherindidnothingwrong
Plus mass makes more sense than weight
cardboardunderwear
Found the astronaut
iamthisguy247
I don't know, measuring in what is essentially 14 pound increments is fairly imprecise to me. But tbh I think it's all relative,so who cares
hibsta
I feel like 10pound increments would be easier to measure
scratches16
Congratulations, you've just created the American Metric system!
UsernameAttempted
Its as good a 'standard' or imperial measurements. Whatever we decide it is, is what it is. Metric should be forced into use everywhere.
Laeryc
see i believe 1775 should have taught you better then that
Whatyouregonnawannado
Neither are feet for height.
sometimesifeellikeanut
Try measuring in cubits
pauli133
It's a fucking awful measurement, which is why the British love it so much. I've checked.
AviArts
We don't use it as much. I use Kilos.
CityYeti
How much is that in rods and hogs heads?
hatethisbit
Yeah get with the times, most of us use kg for weight. Ironic to be insulted for a measurement system by (I'm assuming) an American.
ImmortalAzrael
Just goes to show how bad the measurement is.
ireallyreallylovecheetos
Yeah real pain in the ass when I'm trying to cook. I basically bang it in the oven and hope for the best
mineovermatter
The system Brits gave Americans. Then there was a rift. Imagine that
mineovermatter
Personally I prefer metric, EXCEPT for temp. C is great for science though.
DIINKELBERG
Yeah.... pound is totally better
leontheprofessional
Pound for money, stone for weight, confusion for me
Laeryc
technically more accurate Celsius is a whole number what is it like 1\5th the time is it i forget the conversion so F for accuracy
Laeryc
Celsius is better for Extremes or large ranges
ireallyreallylovecheetos
1 stone is 14 pounds
bananamaniaman
They also use stones and pounds together to make the weigh more precise e.g im 10 stone 7 pounds,
TheBlackVan
What is that in pesos?
MadMerlyn
Blue.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
310.61 mexican peso
SuperTacticalSandwich
Thank you, Brits, for the imperial system of measurement: the worst system of measurement
FilthyRapscallions
It’s as if someone thought this system isn’t fucked up enough, what else could we do? 14 pounds for a stone, that shit is genius.
Zefster
Hey, we have basically admitted we were wrong and mostly use metric now. Blame the Americans for it still being around. (1)
ireallyreallylovecheetos
I'm American moved over seas and it took me so long to get to grips with this.
brianvoncat
Still better than the Stormcloak system of measurement though.
PAPASQUATT
It is more poetic and art friendly though. The who song wouldnt work if it was “i can see for kilometers and kilometers”
Fairdinkums
Its the same as just you guys using bloody degrees fahrenheit
SuperTacticalSandwich
Welcome to the insanity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_units
mineovermatter
I'm all about metric in most cases. But C is just awful for human-centered measurement.
masterblaster666
I think you meant freedom units
Fairdinkums
You flog
iPoopedInMyThong
*bald eagles cawing in the distance*
SBSP129
helenfrankannekeller
No- Fahrenheit makes total sense. It’s a proper scale. 0 degrees is a very cold, snowy winter day. 100 degrees is a hot, sweaty summer day.
criablelurst
0 should be freezing point of water. I.e. Celsius! 100 should be dead.
DetectiveSloth
When it's fucking hot out "Over 100 fucking degrees" sounds better than "About 40"
CardinalCanuck
40% to boiling point?
ExquisiteBoobies
Only because you are not accustomed to it. If someone says it's 37 degree's out, everyone knows exactly how bad it is.
Sc00ba5teeve
Fahrenheit provides more whole-number degrees within the typically experienced temperatures
CharlieTangoRomeo
Only if you live in Canada mate
biggwhytey
True.
respekmeinnit
so? confused by a decimal point?
LazyPea
You usually say something like 10 stone and 5 pounds, rather than rounding to the nearest stone.
mineovermatter
So TWO systems? Lol. Ah, humans, the funny stuff we come up with
dingofdong
No, not two systems, any more than "five pounds and three ounces" is two systems
pixelsnader
They mean two ratios, whereas metric has just one ratio.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Only using pounds is like measuring height only in inches.
zebil
And somehow 16oz = 1# is better? Lol
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bigdaddyfatpants
Can't we just go to the decimal ton system. I weigh .00418410041 see how easy that is. That's a regular 2000 freedom lbs ton.
AdditionalPants
Wait... is a freedom lb the same thing as an avoirdupois lb? Doesn't that make freedom French?
bigdaddyfatpants
Maybe? I heard they make fries always.
ForgivingCat
You weigh 8 pounds?
bigdaddyfatpants
.12 ish tons.
bigdaddyfatpants
I might have screwed up.
worldsokayestspeler
Yeah ive never understood measurements where you have to imply like 2 or 3 extra sig figs. Thats my gripe with celsius too.
Somanyquestions
sig figs?
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Significant figures
Somanyquestions
then I still have no clue what you mean.
cardboardunderwear
Same issue I have with Specific Gravity. And that noise doesn't even have a dimension! Worthless.
Jokke1995
Well, actually, Specific Gravity, when talking about brewing beer, is a measurement of its density. The unit is kg/m^3. Waters density 1/2
Jokke1995
is 1000kg/m^3 which equals 1kg/dm^3 = 1kg/liter, since 1 dm^3 = 1 liter. 2/2
mearas
Wtf is wrong with Celsius?
Sc00ba5teeve
It based on the phase changes of water, not the phase changes of humans
mearas
You've yet to explain why it is bad...
Snark42
Seems like a pretty good constant to me. Oh it's -2 Celsius outside. That's why the water is floating down in white fluffy flakes....
FindusSomKatten
why would humans be a good base of a measurment
MaddogExplosive
Yes! I really feel like Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius where daily temperature is concerned, but no one here agrees with me.
cardboardunderwear
In reality it doesn't matter for daily use. They both work. Most (not all) folks who make a big deal out of it do it for no real reason.
mineovermatter
"Real reason"lol. F is a larger scale so more nuanced at integer accuracy.If C were a 200 deg scale it would be superior.
couchcomedian
Oh yea Mr gallons and ounces and Fahrenheit?
ff36
Don’t forget cooking measurements, where everything is in “cups”
LiterallyYourMom
Including vegetables, because what the fuck.
mineovermatter
Except for real cooks and bakers. Bakers weigh.
pixelsnader
And what do cooks do?