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Dolphins rape people...
Catnapping
rosetiger
"GET IN THE VAN NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"
HighFlyingPig
News flash. Douglas Adams had it wrong. The dolphins final message was, "So long and thanks for all the sex."
AflyingDukie
you could tell that horse was pissed from his laid back ears
coolgif
Sarah Jessica Parker biting the biker was my favorite.
SaintofPlagues
Red pandas will always remain the cutest of animals
beauandmacysmom
tthat clown landed on the rail... he was thrown by a bull and landed on a 2 inch rail like it was nothing. Such a badass!
Theoneyouremember
Wow those animals are pure evil.
Imoanire
The horse one was that guy's own damn fault. Ears laid back = do not approach!
dublinagoraphobe
The llama one too. Some people have absolutely no sense for body language.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
I was looking for this comment, I'm not even a "horse person" and I know to watch the ears, plus those horses look wild.
thatsthespirit
Ah what the hell, I'm bored: Part 4 is up!
youaregoingtohavesomenewclothes
cow: Fuck this pole. FUCK. THIS. POLE> FUCK IIIIIIIT AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Oh horses!...what was I doing?
AndritosRetardos
That rodeoclown's got some skills!
DavidBowiesCodpiece
That was so damn impressive that he landed on that rail.
AndritosRetardos
And with such grace!
toSlayWithPen
Revenge of the chicken.
TopHattedMonacledGentlman
"Boxing" kangaroos can literally rip a man's balls off like a wet paper towel.
BinkyTheRabbit
Rodeo bulls are angry because people tie their balls up to make them kick in pain. Those guys deserved to be kicked.
thatsthespirit
Agreed.
joinha
Several of these should be relabeled "humans being stupid".
olofskis
This.
AcclaimNation
The bull was just like, "Nigga GET OFF ME!"
thatslovely
"Let's poke wildlife and stuff!!!!!!:OIRHG:OIFSDJ:S"
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
especially the horse one. Who approaches a wild horse and tries to pet it?!
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Even if that horse isn't wild (seems far too groomed), its ears were waaaaaay back. Looks like some idiots bicycling through a paddock.
FreedomAndChaos
If it was a wild horse, it wouldn't have let people get that close to it. Even so, it's obvious it wasn't happy and was going to bite.
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
exactly! Ears back means stay away. He had fair warning but didn't see it.
HolliePocket
"Let's box a kangaroo!"
Imoanire
Let's stick our arm out at a pissed off horse!
HolliePocket
And ride a bull after we pissed it off.
hersister
These are the best. I demand more! More! I am sharing these with everyone i can. xD
frescadeee
In all fairness, in at least 4 of these it's the humans being jerks
Sewblick66
make parts 4 - ∞
motherfukingbacon
This is just going to turn into that Tumblr post...
thatsthespirit
Hahaha glad you guys like them so much. I think I can make some more. Part 4 tomorrow!
pumpkinmuffins
I've never enjoyed this part 1, 2, 3, 4- 25 things.. just always gets too long... BUT I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE!!! THANK YOU KIND SIR!!!
MadiCorax
We're looking forward to it!
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JohnCarter88
that escalated quickly
lemmin
I bet I could make part 4 before him: http://animalsbeingdicks.com/
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lol
thatsthespirit
Bonus 2: Even in sims, cats are dicks:
Frodoniku
I love this cats are dicks train imgur's been on. Yes.
genuinecounterfeit
You'd be a dick too if your owner wore the skins of your children on her feet.
thatsthespirit
lolol wat
thatsthespirit
Hahaha now I see it
rachelzg
THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY
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SpiceyPancakes
My sim doesn't even own a pet and I end up with torn up newspapers all the time!
phlat6
what in the living hell
allyourUsernameAreBelongToUs
Never box a kangaroo. Such utter disregard for rules!
PMmeYourTatas
Another rape victim. Thanks OP.
thatsthespirit
No problem, pal!
somethingsomethingbacon
There should be a website entirely dedicated to these "Animals Being Dicks" gifs.
someXkid
http://animalsbeingdicks.com/
canadiantimberwolf
Bahahaha the cats and the little van. "Shhhhhh it's OK, there's candy in there"
tandtr0ll
I disagree. It's more like: "Get in the fucking van!"
eati
#3 - the people are being the jerks...
AbbyyRose
As an Australian, the "Boxing" Kangaroo one really frustrates me. They scratch, gouge & rip. They do not box.
kangarooinadinnerjacket
I'm so sorry.
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
I just watched a goat die.
FrecklesIRL
No, think it was a mountain lion :(
themajesticupvotefairy
Goat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2AINr0kJE
CommonsNorth
I think it had hooves, i think its a goat.
FrecklesIRL
I hope you're right. Not that I hate goats, but it's easier than thinking it was a cat. Does that make me racist?
jsktrogdor
It was a goat. It's part of a nature documentary. They do it all the time. Nature is full of dicks.
CommonsNorth
may...be? I think we like cougars more than goats due to them being Majestic as hell. so.. lets go with yes.
bmw5st
The ones where the animals get hurt/killed makes me so sad. I know that it's the way of life, but still.
iwantkittydaycare
That was fucking crazy!
jayswanson
That eagle takes out that deer like it was a paid hit
vulgaressa
Oh man, it made me sad :'(
FaxCelestis
Golden eagles are goddamn terrifying.
IAmTheThreePercent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZEVFrYcfM
crazycommi89
"This is whatcha get for asking too many questions!!"
prattleassassin
But how is an eagle shopping for groceries as it were somehow being a jerk?
IAmTheThreePercent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-svGAX-8a8
JordaniusSmutcat
I think that's a golden eagle. Golden eagles are bad-fucking-ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YWaosOaURfU
FaxCelestis
It is. Golden eagles are the Samuel L. Jacksons of the sky.
tranderas
That's how that particular species hunts. They drop their prey from large heights so they die crashing on the rocks below.
ILikeNipples
This is correct!! I saw it on Animal Planet :D
kattpappan
*goat
IsNeverRelevant
That's actually a goat being taken out.
CormoranFromParis
Of course it was, how do you think eagles pay rent ?
DoctorGumball
It's actually a goat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2AINr0kJE
DuckyNK
when i first watched this video it moved the golden eagle into my favorite animals list.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
That was really sad :(
victorioussecretz
I thought it was sad too, couldn't watch the video
TohruRokuno
I believe that particular bird impales its prey on spikes in order to save them for later.
Antipus405
To be fair, it was a trained eagle. Mongolia hunters
IHatePuns
This specific eagle wasn't trained
arcusprotus
is this for real??
Antipus405
Hawks have been trained to throw goats from cliffs, and can take wolves down in a single movement, too. It's wild!
ItsPip
surprised this one hasn't been posted
poopsiepop
That hurt my soul.
TheStraightBear
That is the most awesomely brutal thing I've ever seen.
CommonsNorth
upvote to the front of the line!
Bromato
Moon Moon still chasing the Bison after the other goes down... ....sorry
welcomestranger
What an asshole!
Uptownchic
You don't have to be faster than the wolves, just faster than your buddy, right?
LaBotte
Darwin doing his job
justasomeone
thats being the biggest jerk :S but i guess if it were me and someone i didn't like...yeah i'd do that
morphi
Saw that docu and the Big one broke the neck of the Small one to end his chase and let him die without pain...they said
thatsthespirit
That will go in part 4.
bradcgm
basically what would happen in a zombie appocalypse
thatsthespirit
Bonus: http://i.minus.com/iVjCelfhjWfqD.gif
toSlayWithPen
Fuck you, I'm a squirrel.
seriouslyimoutofusernameoptions
I totally talked to the guy in clip 2 today -- about the clip. For a news story. Yup.
AabroTone
Just....Lost it :)) Thank you for all the funny gifs!
thatsthespirit
No problem!
KnitTurtleKing
This is fantastic!!!
HMM265GS
onetwothreeDEATH
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thatsthespirit
Thanks, I'll include it. :D
funkjacket
it's fake tho. His are real.
SoloWing011
TIL Deer are part cat.
MYrealNameisAdamPowers
i love u
iwantkittydaycare
I love these. Keep them coming! Every time I see the dolphin gif, I think of that King of the Hill when Hank got raped by the dolphin.
thatsthespirit
Part 4 tomorrow.
NeedACussinUsername
Bambi outtake.
Kalyino
Even Squirrels do not like Carl.
buffyismyhomegirl
These are awesome. Thanks, OP!
valenmea
Squirrel: This is gonna be great...hold my nuts.
blariekoek
ow, the amount of upvotes you've got today must be so high.
thatsthespirit
Can't complain. ;)
blariekoek
And you deserve every one of them.
thatsthespirit
Aww thanks.