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Front page edit: wow FP! Thanks for making this long time lurker’s day! You guys know what to do. Send them! What happens when it’s Halloween, there’s a pandemic and your dad is a pipe fitter.
Dog tax for good measure.
anonnymoosecommenter
We used a 7 ft pipe that we decorated. Wish it had been longer, since sometimes they tried to overrun us.
ipoopanywhere
All of this, and still gives you the fun size....
ostennr1
Nah man full bars only!
whitefoxkei
Our house is kind of out of the way, and there aren't many kids in the area, so we were really surprised to get our first TrT in 3 years lol
DeepFriedAndSanctified
I'm gonna go with "treat".
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ostennr1
Saw it as soon as I posted, but couldn’t edit the title. Just glad the community has shown some compassion and didn’t downvote me to hell.
Pentacus
Ah, ripe and juicy!
i2ocker89
Fuck those. Fuck them striaght to hell. They can die with the mosquitos
therealzombiejesus
AtlasMorrow
Is. That. A. TICK??
4Astaroth
Yes that would be one. That's why sweat in a forest is bad. They love that smell. Only freshly showered and clothed is the optimum.
Gerckin
Incorrect. They sense carbon dioxide we exhale. Creepy little critters
narwhal1963
Kudos to all those who helped their neighborhoods enjoy the holiday
genewildersghost
Can this be an acceptable way to give out candy every year?
Mr21782Man
Every handyman I know has been wanting to make a contraption like this for all their lives.
wjdzm
That’s a solid 60~80 dolla rig
ZeldaHyruleGold
That is pretty neat, candy is coming in hot
ostennr1
We had to put the 45 degree pipe at the end to slow it down. Otherwise the candy would be poking some eyes out of the smaller children.
shmittytitty
That has definitely nailed a kid in the face at some point tonight
Grizzlious
That is awesome, @OP!
FunkyTheFox
Just put a bowl out dude
ArandomDane
One way transmission!! Weee
pikxl
If they were smart they would run a shopvac hose down that pipe to suck the candy out of kids bags when they stick them under
regicidalveggie
My neighbor is shooting his out of a leaf blower and it is awesome
catsandcoke
Where to people live that trick or treat in daylight?
ostennr1
Where are my FP nudes!? I thought imgur had more deviants than this.
releasethemccracken91
A plumber is Toronto was giving away pipes to do this for Halloween
Deliver619
I'm a mailman and while delivering today I saw one guy with a setup of pvc pipes and a leaf blower. Another guy had a shop vac.
isKratomSafe00
Grab you candy from the sewer cleanout?
dobroweigh
Well you may wipe it with ground if you're picky.
AVoiceOfReason
I know this is hard to believe, but candy wrappers are impervious to dirt.
Bruncuzzy
Is a pipe fitter the same as a plumber?
TieBandit8
Plum her? I barely knew her!
hyperspaztic
Plumbers put their faces where fitters put their asses.
ArealJim
a pipe fitter is a welder that cant weld
HiddenSanity
No. Plumbers tend to take a good deal of offense to being called Fitters.
MyOcs5thContent
2 different affairs according to the wife
jewmastajamez223
As a Steamfitter, never call one a plumber or you may get your heat turned off. Permanently.
MichaelScottWorldsBestBoss
As another steamfitter, this.
RainDog55
No. Fitters tend to take a good deal of offense to being called plumbers.
Zimno
maybe they're just tired of having to deal with peoples shit
ostennr1
No, but they have some similar skill sets.
mickison
both lay some serious pipe
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
Bastard! I was 43minutes too late!!
kslizzle
As a plumber, I've never actually known the difference. What kind of work does a pipe fitter do?
Peristroma
Big pipes
break7nine
Plumbers - water/waste. Fitters - heating/cooling. It's definitely more of a gap than that, but it's a good start. Plumbers can fit,
ostennr1
Bruncuzzy
Right, in Aus our plumbers do both
break7nine
Fitters can't plumb.
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
Unless they can?