The future is now

Jul 6, 2018 10:59 AM

and the USB attachment is absolutely mind blowing though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the top one is by far more sexy, the bottom one is absolutely frightening

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel it is a missed opportunity not having an Apple Lisa for the top picture.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the most intense camera rig I've ever seen. Is that from a shoulder mounted RPG?

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Can it run Crysis?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still runs on MS-DOS.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put can she help me Ford the river without my son dying from dysentery?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. That computer we used to call ugly, still is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she poop standing up? Because she looks like she’s pooping.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

This reminds me of that sexbot from Rick and Morty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WIERD SCIENCE!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comp got boobs !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I find the first one sexier?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♫ This was a triumph ♫

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm shooting a load here, huge success.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♫ I'm making a note here: huge success ♫

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, actually. This is by the same guy that makes Real Dolls. He's developing it for that purpose, however, it's more of a digital assistant

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I stay with the old style,staying unzipped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give her that hard drive she always wanted

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs more camel-toe...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It really doesn't

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Siri, can you get me a towel”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok Siri, you can cum now

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha well done

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm ok with this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Porn on the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's probably another model of doll

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so like... what can these things do besides be vibrating fleshlights inside a blow up doll? can it cary a conversation or do my laundry?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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yeah but not how I imagine bender from futurama would do it, sticking the laundry inside his torso and pulling it out clean a while later.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cmon man, these aren't the same things. Im no tech guy, but certainly know the difference between a computer and a dishwasher

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Wish I had more than one upvote to give for that statement. Good work!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ouch...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you that thing can't wash the dishes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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.'ing to see if you stay positive or negative o---o

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do I put the tablets in?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing what a new graphics card can do

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

It's pronounced jraphics.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hraphics? Like halapenos

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, gwaffics.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gwaphiks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Stwong bad, I just upgwaded my gwaffiks thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh... winzip

8 years ago | Likes 1148 Dislikes 4

This deserves WAY more credit

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 4

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8 years ago (deleted Jul 31, 2018 10:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love you

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7zip? More like 17zip!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil eyeliner on her and you can winRAR xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRUH!!!! This IMHO may be comment of the year.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

........ Take your upvote....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Well done, sir.

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I always upvote Spike

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I came back for this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

7Zip*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

CRC error

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insert Dick 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAH.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

masterful

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw this comment, chuckled, 3 post later was lol'ing at it and had to come back to +1 you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who would downvote this? Haters gonna hate I guess +1 Mister. Made my morning.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why is this not top comment?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It is now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Comment of the year

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