JohnCheshirsky
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Not mine, just found on the Internet. Obviously
*respectable
FP edit. I just woke up and apparently this hit Most Viral? Holy crap, my first time on FP! Should I ask for something to be sent? Um... send memes, or cute girls, or cool art.
GandalfTheGhey
delete that shit or you're about to be battered by the Colonel!
retgarr
It's a fucking dead animal. Don't be a pussy and eat it.
KavikWolfDog
The DM is one minute before the public message.
M3gad3rtH
That's how they make the gravy =]
Cabbage3
It's a family recipe
jorgenah
Jus surprised KFC has an on staff dungeon master
IamJustinSane
I’d have to taste it to be sure if it’s KFC.
Brandy321
If it was a real mouse, it would have a bulbous looking body with leg protrusions and a tail...Uhm.... Never mind!
PinkEater
JohnCheshirsky
Classic :D +1
coleium
Trashvis is the name, being trash is my game!
MaggieB12
Urban legend from the 70's, supposedly done by Jack in the Box.
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Ah, yes resoectable fast food companies. Love those.
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Just had KFC 2 days ago. I always think it's a great idea, then I feel like garbage for 2 days and my mouth gets some gross tasting film.
legalimmigrant
KFC makes Ratatouille now?
ASecondChance
lmao
taliesan
I remember this story. Turned out it was chicken and that 'tail' was a stringy bit
Watcher555
If fried, has to be chickin, dude
RAWRisDinosaurForILoveYou
I tweeted them once about shitty service and got a coupon :)
Skeeyer25
Hardest I've laughed all week! Lmoa
NotADodgeBallCannon
Me too.....still laughing
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Obviously
landofbob
I'm in lesbians with you.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Why would anybody lie on the internet!!
LuluTheLucario
Its obviously a fried headcrab.
devenna22
MeteoricMediocrity
JumpingBalogna
SeaBass88
AlexiaKira17
EWWWW
Onennon
The guy in the background is perfect.
Onennon
He's either "Oh god what is that" or "Are you gonna eat that?"
clydeman420
The big guy who’s horrified or the big guy who’s laughing?
Onennon
Horrified.
jaiie
tillytomkins
benwyrosdick
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Haha what the fuck
JohnCheshirsky
Majestic af
borgmaster
That looks like a bit of skin got loose on the chicken and now i want it because that will be the best part of it.
JohnCheshirsky
Shit, made me hungry for some chicken skin, man
Flyndaran
My GF hates chicken skin... more for me. But I love drinking chicken fat, so she's often disgusted by my eating habits.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Satherian
exactly. god that must've been a good piece
ElTaquitoSupremo
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uberleet
why are you asking me how long it took you?
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
HiImFrench
benwyrosdick
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Hah. Chris Pratt and crisp rat
mindfunkie
You're the best
svcAlex
thanks, I just tried really hard to figure out how the look similar to each other
fragtore
THANK YOU
ImGonnaRickRollYou
QuixoticelixirMama
This is PERFECT
adam1111
"Ryan reynolds and... fried... rodent?" -me, for around 20 seconds.
EvilCatCreations
That's Chris Pratt man
ImGonnaRickRollYou
That's Crisp Rat man.
WhatUpFishes
Charred skeever
707isL0Lupsidedown
Nice
NotAHugeSpider
Popeye's spicy crisp rat is much tastier. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EntireZealousImago-size_restricted.gif
NdotGreeze
Fried mouserat
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Chris Pratt, crisp rat
NdotGreeze
Double pun, Chris Pratt's (or crisp rat) band from parks and rec was called mouse-rat. Therefor fried mouserat
Oldestavocado
Chicken of the cave
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
https://78.media.tumblr.com/c37fe53ef7eda59ee25069b5b19dbd56/tumblr_n4vcykpwV61qcb58yo1_500.gif
WinterGrasp
Chicken of the sewers
DragonDildoChandelier
kuupo
Chicken of the freeway underpass
kmikl
Chicken of the grave.
DungeonMaster69
Ronburdandysbrother
Chicken of the railyard
yrul
It looks like a piece of chicken. What am I supposed to be seeing?
reverendbonobo
The bit of skin hanging off the side gives the piece of chicken a silhouette vaguely resembling a mouse or rat.
yrul
A breaded mouse doesn't look anything like that. Also, where's the mouse's fur and legs?
reverendbonobo
Note my use of the word "vaguely." It doesn't have fur or legs because it is a piece of chicken, not a mouse.
Totallynotapointwhore
A rat that got breaded somehow.
ProphetofEntropy
if it was a rat it wouldnt be showing white meat under the breading it would be fur.
Totallynotapointwhore
It isn't actually one, no. Just someone pretending as a joke.
thevortexmaster
People like wendies? I’ve always been surprised it’s survived here. Never see anyone at the one here
CanadianMadCow
Every time I'm hungry at work I'm like, "Yeah I'll get Wendy's!" Then After the gross burger I'm like, "Oh right it's fucking Wendy's."
InsufferablePedant
Motha fuckin FROSTIES!
ANegativePerson
I like a cheap cup of chilli and some fries sometimes
thevortexmaster
No doubt
SwarthyBastard
I don't eat meat anymore, but I used to really like the chicken sandwiches.
SwarthyBastard
I really got downvoted for this?
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Imgur has a real hate-on for any kind of non-carnivorous lifestyles.
SwarthyBastard
I mean, I get the jokes, but that's a little weird
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
They assume anyone with that kind of lifestyle is a preachy ass about it.
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
People like the Wendies Twitter.
thevortexmaster
Ahhhh
ThePerdplesCourt
Im not normally one to point out grammar mistakes but "Wendies" is bothering me so damn much in both of these comments
thevortexmaster
Hahaha sorry. Shows you how much I eat there or any fast food all together. I forgot it was even a name of a person
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
*wendy's
Buckbeak1486
Did you mean "respectable" in the title, @JohnCheshirsky?
JohnCheshirsky
Oh shit, yes. That
SirSage
This all you got in life? Pointing out typos?
Buckbeak1486
Yes, actually.
SirSage
Carry on griffon
Buckbeak1486
Hippogryph, actually.
SirSage
*Looks up Avada Kedavra in hidden*