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Gotta make my delivery
Man being interviewed standing by a frequent accident zone as car crashes
Wha? Wait up! Wait for meeee
Went better than expected
Lived through the crash, now to just upright it
Screw the authoritay
What a nice helper
You like close calls?
Lucky that spot was open!
Cameramen at their finest
That was a good idea......NOT
Bae cauht me sleepin
Lucky People Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/fA6By
Unlucky People Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/D3sL1
After enough people voted to see some very unlucky people, I have delivered. Enough of that, and back to lucky people you say? Okay!
Here's part 3 for you!
What's next? Lucky vs Unlucky!!
EDIT: Votes are in! Here's some damn lucky people part 4! http://imgur.com/gallery/j0t03
iwanttomountndewya
[butt hole clenching intensifies]
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/Dco05FH
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/8uq3Nla
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/TMAqs4p
DandalfTheGay
kaylerrx3
the guy being interviewed: see this is the shit im talking about...*sigh*
mfesloca
Seriously. He is so fucking calm.
guitarknight
The tricycle one:
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/LV34WPG
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
Y u do dis!?
HuntHoff
http://imgur.com/cJ1uCtA not luck, just Travis Pastrana being Travis Pastrana
Chewbacca032
The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.
trolldemort
Dude lost his right shoe to the train and just kept on truckin. Solid effort on his part
greyfoxv1
Too bad he's a fucking asshole for doing that. That engineer would be traumatized until he realized that shit head lived.
ListenHereYouLilShit
This man doesn't have any fuck to give
scullzomben
I swear I can see some limbs flying in the tanker explosion. I think maybe someone wasn't so lucky =/
agentpingox69oo
Not to mention the possible burns and loss of hearing for everyone else. Yikes...
PrisonDonkey
I feel lucky leaving a casino still owning my house.
DasOgre
The 9th one is from a movie.
Shelfi
a Jackie Chan movie iirc
liamario
A jackie chan movie called 'who am I' to be precise.
AidanPrydeCork
Source for #9: http://youtu.be/2UAQNetzY2k Jackie Chan Movie "Who am I"
WingKongTradingCo13
Glad someone noticed!
kongee
Looking through 3 of these galleries... I've realized some people are really dumb. Lucky.... but dumb.
Thirdy
It's the rule applying to children, drunk people and dumb people.
TwerkimusMaximus
The 8th one is Yasiel Puig from the Dodgers
TwerkimusMaximus
**THE DODGERS** Could not be more perfect
AllonsyAlonso
That guy lost a shoe to a TRAIN and just noped the fuck out of there one-shoed.
ClaireAugustus
And he just waltzed away and let the train bully him like that!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I can't really say I'd have any thought left for anything but nopeing the fuck outta there.
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/ICYU2Kc
Ed55
Good guy , making sure kids still okay instead of himself.
AsinusAdLyram
...yipe.
chaotikmethodz
holy shit! what an asshole
LoopStricken
By the looks of it, he was crashing at the time.
Amp21
Ya I was waiting for the rest of the clip when the dad runs over and rages at him!
sahlmos
That had to have been intentional. There's no way...
DezTurkish
That looks like a shit ton of mud on the side. He could have pulled over and totally lost control.
sahlmos
One can only hope that's the reason. Still, good to see that the guy's Father instincts kicked in.
ZachtheGlitchBuster
That motorcyclist though. Gets on the bike and keeps going. Fuckin crazy.
Aviasian
The determination was admirable
UncleVenoM
such badass
CarryOnMyWaywardTardis
I'm more impressed that the bike didn't just tip over, but righted itself...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
You can do the same thing with a gyroscope. Spin it and put it on its side, it's impossible to tip over.
HelpaBrotherOut
Nice bikes are actually very well balanced! Especially with all the gyroscopic forces going on
blaergh
Those bikes are darn expencive. Damn right he caught it!
thaddschism
Who records themselves sleeping on a train tack? Then again, who wouldn't.....
TheLivinLegend
Lots of cunts.
CrazyCKCSLady
Me. I would not. Ever.
Efreeti
The "spot was open" one is from a Jackie Chan movie.
meadowtwig
came to say that, have an upvote
nickbostrom
@RepostStatistics intensifies
FakeShemp
I can hear that train.
dagnabit
Yo me too! Thought I was going crazy
Merasite
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER!
awkwardgirl85
What if it was one of those never ending freight trains? He could've been there for hours!
p2tu
Me too. Funny how brain works :D
Bakerino
Da dum da dum, da dum da dum, da dum da dum
AppiusClaudius
The tailbone of the guy on the trike ain't so lucky, though.
404GravitassNotFound
Don't some trains have ploughs?
AppiusClaudius
I'm sure some do, but I fail to see the relevance of your question.
404GravitassNotFound
Plough would've been fatal - how did he know he had clearance?
AppiusClaudius
I see what you're talking about now. I was commenting on the guy doing the jump on the tricycle, not the guy who ran in front of the train.
404GravitassNotFound
This is like Twitter :/
idontwannayoucantmakeme
That "lucky that spot was open" one...
saiaku
the white car parking smoothly before the police arrives? that is probably from the french Taxi comedy movies.
FinalBackwardsGlance
That's from a Jackie Chan movie, "Who Am I" I guess.
mkowals2
I love you guys
Counterfit
Yeah, even with the terrible quality you can tell if you've seen the movie.
ROBOT120807
Seriously, what has happened to that .gif? I feel like there's less pixels every time it's posted.
AssamLaksa
I hate people who fuck with trains. They do not care if they cause trauma to the drivers.
AStrangerOnTheInternet
I think the guy with the car though just had his engine fail or something.
DanNeedsLoveToo
I have a friend who's a transit subway operator. I've asked many questions to him. The "Mental help" they get, dont really do much help :((
KermitDeFrog
I've seen train drivers talking about that kind of thing, that it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when".
IRuvTacos2014
My buddy drives a train. One day some drunken dude leans his ass out on the tracks(literally, his ass) and he gets a chunk of hit butt 1/2
IRuvTacos2014
taken off. Said he laughed then felt bad. 2/2
jlawthelarson
Near Pittsburgh there's like one person a day I swear that gets hit. You can't win against a train.
crihsagnlel
I'm just wondering how they hose down the metro trains
BullsOnParade12
As a train driver...we appreciate people like you.
MisterBoombastic
We had a conductor speak to my driver's ed class. A woman committed suicide with his train. He said it's something you'll never get over.
CactusJackDaniels
My brother in law and his father are both train operators. 3 people have parked on tracks to commit suicide while (1)
CactusJackDaniels
The father was driving. He is so depressed each time. So far my brother in law has been lucky
katiokins
I ride the Sounder to work. Recently I was on a train that hit someone. I got really upset b/c all I heard around me was selfishness (1/3)
katiokins
People upset that this put a delay in their day. Seriously? The worst part was hearing the conductor's voice. He handled it so well, (2/3)
katiokins
apologizing to us even, but you could hear the trauma in his voice. I can't imagine seeing that coming and not being able to do a thing.3/3
chloe575
Yeah it's a real big problem in Australia atm, people being fuckwits on the tracks makes the news nearly daily.
brassty
I hate people that fuck trains.
iLivedinLalaLand
When I was in high school 2 kids got hit walking across the tracks next to the school. One died and the other had to have her leg amputated.
adamonias
Idiots
dickpuns
Toledo?
iLivedinLalaLand
Yep, Springfield Highschool
iLivedinLalaLand
Yup, about 4 years ago
dickpuns
was like 6 years ago, i went to school near springfield
HarroldNutt
As a conductor with Amtrak, it's not just the engineer who's traumatized. The conductor has to examine what's left behind.
DorcasAurelia
Dumb ways to die. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
cretzloff
I love that game! (the actual phone app, not the game of death)
hannahtacos
I would just like to say that I LOVE this song. Found it last year and I have no shame in admitting I downloaded it.
balthcat
Sortof illogical to expect them to care more about the drivers than their own lives (because only by caring more would they act otherwise).
balthcat
(Now if you had said people who SUICIDE via train, that's another matter.)
3laws
I also met a train driver, he's also a preacher, so the first time it happened he says he just felt how time slowed down so he prayed (1/2)
3laws
for the guy and asked for forgiveness, he stayed for about 3 years and that one was his first/last incident. (2/2)
lovelovey
Wow, that's intense. I can't even begin to imagine what that moment must have been for him.
3laws
I get the chills every time I hear him tell the story…
Illbringthepopcorn
When my dad was a conductor for CSX he hit a person who escaped from an insane asylum. He has to take mandatory time off until he got a 1/2
Illbringthepopcorn
psych evaluation. He called my mom on his way home and told her to pick him up some Johnny Walker and he drank all night.
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/P42rFiB
miniatureDimenstionsOfMammothProportions
Life safe MOTHAFUKA!
AlbinoAlligator
He saved him from killing himself.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
He saved the train driver and passengers from a shitload of trauma.
viptenchou
Yeah, that looked like a pretty intentional suicide attempt...
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Which would have traumatized the driver, passengers, and others nearby.
viptenchou
Suicide is almost never without traumatizing SOMEONE. :/
DLJuggernaut
Just going to sit here and not move from my computer...
whatspaulplayingtoday
Business as usual, eh?
NoYolo4Jesus
YOLO, so stay inside and don't talk to anyone.
springboobsquirepin
I KNOWW OF A PLACE WHERE YOU NEVER GET HARMED...
wittycranium
That is what I do all day. Everyday!
Shylight
Life is an STD with 100% death rate. You're doomed. Doomed!
junkist
Deep vein thrombosis?
zBingie
But they all got lucky! This should be a motivator.
junkist
Swivel chairs can be dangerous.
xxFLYBOYxx
But what if a small piece of space debris manages to get through our atmosphere and crashes through your roof and hits you?
MuseMatar
It has happened.
s1l3ntw1ng
ALMOST hits you*
xxFLYBOYxx
Touche.. lol
DLJuggernaut
Well I guess I am damned if I do and damned if I don't
halvy
No, the correct answer is to move your laptop into your basement and turn it into a bomb shelter. And wear a tinfoil hat for good measure.
sideslick
My wifi doesn't reach that far!