So, How Was School Today?

Sep 22, 2016 2:23 AM

DaFunOne

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Pumpkin Carving With A Dash Of Science

AHK vs OSB on reddit today

I just watch a poor young man get neutered...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the old days we just had stories. Like the chemistry class guy who nitrated glycerin. With a mortar & pestle.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's only one word there I don't understand, but it's the most important one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 WHY DID SHE MOVE FORWARD?!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She looks bedrugged to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that guy talking on his phone in class. He got his

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

These Asian schools look more brutal than a North Korean labor camp

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's because the students rack disciprine.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like how #6 the teacher laughs at her pain

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I didn't see that at first! Hahaha nice

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it barely hit her...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God its so freakin annoying when people have their phones on during lecture. Like I paid money to listen to your noises.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I stopped watching at the back of the axe smashing a dick. Fuck that's a lot to take in.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ALL of these are so damn good, bravo. +1

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

How can you seriously be on your phone during class??

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's very disrespectful.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm in school right now and phones are unfortunately very common in classrooms nowadays. You'll never see a teen without one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Back in my school days I wouldn't have even thought about it. Yes, school can be boring and dumb at times, but that's just plain assholery.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By being absolute muff cabbage.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#2 I'm pretty sure that guy is stabbing that other guy before he gets owned by the teacher. Dude... I hope that other kid is ok.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hes just jabbing him in the short ribs. It hurts like hell by its harmless

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big difference between jab and stab.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then what is he holding? Is it a pen?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most are fake

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Is he actually stabbing that kid, or is he playing around and the teacher perceived it wrong?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

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I see. I thought maybe the other kid was shocked or something. That teacher way overreacted if they're just playing haha.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the full video he warns them not to do it & here we see them go at it again, at which point the bitchslap ensues.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah man. Knocked the hell out of him lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've wanted to understand #17 for so long.

10 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

THIS^ yes, every time I see it I want to know.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Seriously, what the hell is going on in that one

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

From the looks of it, he's trying to break the spine of that book.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only source i could find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNen-plB_DU

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Legend has it he's reading Mein Kampf. Or that's what everyone always says whenever this gif shows up

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

But at the same time. This is still me favorite

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHY OH WHY MUST THOU BE SO CRUEL WORLD AND NOT TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some say he's all grown up now and wants revenge

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need a behind the gif or d&d post

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I did one on paint a while ago

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yessss. Worlds best medium.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was on my Sony Ericsson phone. The boy cries "Cyka! Cyka!" Out loud, gets backpacked. Looking for source!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People have been asking for over 8 years. I've never seen an answer.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#10 "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alternatively; Teacher: "If there are no other questions I think we'll let out early today."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 human fry trap

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

See what you did there

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ahhh, you funny funny bossman

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I count at least 4 teachers who just had their tenure revoked.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

*Freedom to walk among the general public revoked.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

if he tried to kill him does this make it an assassination classroom?

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anime puns = +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question, what's with the tidal waves of backpacks being thrown at people?

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it has to do with . Could be wrong though.

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BACKPACK STORM .... WHY?!?!?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in the one which is probably an italian school, i guess because the kid posed a question or said something like "we didn't do this part yet"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guy in #3 has really long legs

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to find this. You the man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like. Reed Richards long legs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you watch closely, you see that it was a "theatre strike" i.e. staged. I never, ever believe these if all the people in them are Asian.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that's not to say they're not well done or fun to watch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't have to watch closely. First watch I thought the guy was way too far to actually hit him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot one:

10 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

That's dedication.

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By far, the best one

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thx, i was looking for this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a teacher, if I could grab a phone from a student and smash it on the ground I would be sooo happy.

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Ya know what might be neat to try... have a student from another class pretend to use an old phone in class so you can smash it as a lesson.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

If I did something like that, a piece would hit a girl in the eye and I'd lose my job.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Maybe pour some liquid over it then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Murphy's Law says it'd catch fire. Li-ion batteries don't like impacts

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take it out to the parking lot, bring the class on a field trip, and run over it with your car.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw it into your coffee mug.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I am very clumsy so I could totally see that happening.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well my teacher did that to me when I was in high school (Was a shitty kid). And he had to pay 800$ for a brand new iPhone.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just do it!! :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

... or just bitch slap them in the face. I REALLY want to bitch slap some of my students in the face...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

we had one of those punching teachers. one time he punched the wrong guy and got knocked out afterwards. dont do it with the big guys :)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Dont do it with fucking anyone, or you do neither have the right to teach nor the right to goddamn be around children. Idiots.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

also you might end up getting sued. i know some of my old teachers did.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

teachers help each others and children a just lying. like 20 of us ran to the next teacher and he just said we dont have evidence/are lying

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dunno about that when you have physical hevidence such as bruises or a dead kid.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why don't you just encourage legitimate uses of a phone in class instead? Trying to keep kids from doing things makes them sneakier.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You're an idiot

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You are a poignant fool, but if I am an idiot, I am of the savant category.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're saying a teacher shouldn't expect that his students pay attention in class? Perhaps they should just not attend?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm saying the phone is a tool. Make them use it for class and they won't use it for other things whilst there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Lol, and you base this on what exactly?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7) You wish them to be productive members of society? Give them a shortcut, rather than stifling them.

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4) Really, a student having cause to not pay attention in class is more concerning than how they escape it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nearly thirty years' experience of being a student. And the understanding that people will flout rules whenever an exploit is opportune.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

6) a student seeking distractions clearly has not found adequate need to pursue their de facto occupation.

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3) If on a rare occasion they happen to not use the phone for class while it's in session, it'll be only a momentary distraction.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

5) As is our obsession with demanding their constant attention. An eager student finds their own reason to be studious, but...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

12) I could go on, but the basic point is this: a teacher should be an object of admiration, and neither a subject nor agent of hate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

10) They'd benefit from a later introduction to history, lacking the knowledge to unlock the wisdom in it.

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11) Time, thankfully, is a solvent to some kinds of ignorance.

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9) Many other students failed to grasp the point of the lectures, and probably would've better spent time in other subjects.

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2) They're always told not to use their phones in class. Requiring them to do so gives them the opportunity to be defiant, while compliant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8) I used to ignore homework, and read fiction during history lectures (because they were all review) but I *always* passed the tests.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#11 even the molecules above the whiteboard thought it was a bad idea

10 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 1

OH NO

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Haa-ha-haa-ha-haa! Haa-ha-haa-ha-haa!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, why isn't this top comment!

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

You sir, are a connoisseur

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

By the end of this dump, that looked positively harmless.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck that was a lot to take in. As a teacher I've felt like this a lot. I've never done any of them... Yet

10 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 2

Me2. .I was just thinking.. Could I get in any real trouble for breaking a kids phone if they answered it in my class ..Like real trouble ..

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

no you can't, you can temporarily take it away from them though.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I wondered why the students didn't just leave the room to take their call?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks so satisfying! Imagine that dopamine rush!

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Like axed a student on the balls? Or burned down your school?

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A couple of these could've been avoided if the students would have STAYED STILL!!!

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They should have head their head resting on something, would have better demonstrated the concept and been fool proof.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love how the teacher smiles when she gets hit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pendulum one never fails to make me angry. "STOP GIGGLING AND STAND STILL, YOU TIT."

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+1 for you tit

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be honest all of these could've been avoided if people stayed still .... like never getting out of bed kind of still

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

venture bros school bed?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's two that could've been avoided if the students weren't fucking stupid and decided to talk on the phone in class

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true. So disrespectful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got what they deserved

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She also lifted the ball in a way that there was slack

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one, kids were saying still when they should be running:

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It was a controlled burn. Fire extinguishers were on standby.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think we have different definitions of "controlled".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;-)

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#4

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The pendulum one, she takes a big step forward for no reason.

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Looks like she lost her balance when she let go of the weight.

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Shouldn't someone else hold the ball? If u hold it yourself, u still move a bit because of the force/weight of the ball when letting go.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I always find it more pleasant when someone else holds my ball (s)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She might have swayed forward because of equilibrium, but I'm not sure she stepped forward purposely.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She's being a goof and laughing for no reason.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

It's a gif dumbass. You have no idea what's being said.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 19

Hey jacktard. Gifs come from videos that were often already seen before or can be found post-gif. Now go shit in your hat.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, she laughs and lurches forward twice. To her it must have been an imperceptible movement, but it was really obvious when watching her.

10 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

She was also leaning back when she dropped it. Meaning she was a few inches closer when it came back.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Or stayed home

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Or attended Sandy hook (I'm sorry and I accept all the downvotes that I deserve)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

take my upvote you beautiful sob

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Wow! Ouch, man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The axe one...sweet reproducing jesus

10 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

Jesus reproduces by mitosis.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He takes a big dbreath in, moving the block upwards, what the freaking idea behind it is is beyond me however.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Also the teachers left foot moved back as the axe comes down

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The number of times I've seen this and never noticed this. +1 for you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inertia. I can hit you with an ax, but the mass of the block takes all the energy. My teacher did it with a bat & bowling ball to the head

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You can do that without actually putting someone in danger.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

U can do that n not get sued for putting someone's grandchildren in danger : ) i kill me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where's the fun in that?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No no no. Don't be reasonable.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What's the fun in that?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He wears a basecap indoors. If reproduction required a licence, he would have to hand it in, anyways.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 24

That's a face shield.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My bad. Looked like a cap on my phone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't like backwards baseball caps? Are you from the 40's?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Stupid kid tensed up and caused the cinder block to move.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Stupid teacher* Both are teachers, guy was fine, amazingly

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The axe was a good 2 foot away from it. Entirely the teachers fault, especially for doing something so insanely reckless and dangerous.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nah bro you can see the axe actually chip off a piece of the block about an inch thick. Had he not moved, the axe wouldve hit the block

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still completely irresponsible and frankly illegal for him to allow.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair most people would tense up as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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How have I never seen this episode?

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Epic :)

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS your exams if you keep acting like this

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A wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again. WHY.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

WIZARD PEPPER!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now KNOCK IT OFF! All the stupid-ass grab-ass and touchy-feel bullshit! Goddamn!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought about!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's this from?

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

School

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter.

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Key&Peele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBvmlwaDPHs

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My favorite. v

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Should have been a dickbutt

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Could get you in some costly trouble for vandalism though. It's irreparable damage to the whiteboard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I've been able to get out permanent marker from white boards by using dry erase marker on top of the permanent marker..they'll both erase

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you can write over it with a whiteboard marker and it will come right off

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh... Rubbing alcohol at best. Acetone at worst.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It'll buff out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's alcohol marker, it fades a bit, but it'll never truly come off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It will when you replace the white board.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...which is what you'd have to pay for, yes :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. My teacher wrote over the entire board before she realized it was a marker pen, washed it off with white spirit & a floor mop in seconds

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby wipes also work surprisingly well. And staples sells a special solution specifically for that purpose

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of these chemistry teacher would be better off manufacturing meth

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I understood that reference.

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Looks like 3rd country most of the time, i bet they have paid healthcare. No need to produce meth. Teaching children is more fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

only if they want to make garbage

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Thats not how it works

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

only if they want to make garbage

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And make WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more money

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But then he'd be called a meth teacher.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By the amount of things they explode, making meth would probably kill them

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

Good, weeds out the weak

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps chemistry teacher was the plan B

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll start producing excellent quality headphones at a lower price. Give you a taste and have you on a leash!

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Thin the pool

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but this means there are fewer drugs? so it's a win win

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Found the meth teacher

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Right after they got fired, they probably did take that route

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, if a chemistry teacher wants an alternative career path, they already have food chemistry available to them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What an amazing idea! You should write a story of that

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The story would be lame.

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You're lame. That series was awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Just finished it. Walter is such an asshole

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes, but it's one of the most accurate TV shows depicting meth use and the destruction it causes.

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