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Pumpkin Carving With A Dash Of Science
AHK vs OSB on reddit today
daloweh
I just watch a poor young man get neutered...
andaction
In the old days we just had stories. Like the chemistry class guy who nitrated glycerin. With a mortar & pestle.
WookieWookieWookie
There's only one word there I don't understand, but it's the most important one.
CallMeAvatar
#6 WHY DID SHE MOVE FORWARD?!
GTimgur
She looks bedrugged to me.
Dashingdane
Fuck that guy talking on his phone in class. He got his
Harryteeters
These Asian schools look more brutal than a North Korean labor camp
rotorheadwannabe
It's because the students rack disciprine.
SweetElve
I like how #6 the teacher laughs at her pain
spookiebagels
I didn't see that at first! Hahaha nice
KjTheLightning
it barely hit her...
Hidaj
God its so freakin annoying when people have their phones on during lecture. Like I paid money to listen to your noises.
Davadin
I stopped watching at the back of the axe smashing a dick. Fuck that's a lot to take in.
Lewisbl11
ALL of these are so damn good, bravo. +1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Seconded.
jamesshore
How can you seriously be on your phone during class??
NihonJinLover
It's very disrespectful.
MiddleEasternWeeaboo
I'm in school right now and phones are unfortunately very common in classrooms nowadays. You'll never see a teen without one.
jamesshore
Back in my school days I wouldn't have even thought about it. Yes, school can be boring and dumb at times, but that's just plain assholery.
Bugofbelgium
By being absolute muff cabbage.
Dyslexicglove
#2 I'm pretty sure that guy is stabbing that other guy before he gets owned by the teacher. Dude... I hope that other kid is ok.
fuckusingimguronaphoneitsucks
Hes just jabbing him in the short ribs. It hurts like hell by its harmless
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Big difference between jab and stab.
Dyslexicglove
But then what is he holding? Is it a pen?
gosanostra
most are fake
Zachakx
#2 Is he actually stabbing that kid, or is he playing around and the teacher perceived it wrong?
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Zachakx
I see. I thought maybe the other kid was shocked or something. That teacher way overreacted if they're just playing haha.
raidleadergutts
In the full video he warns them not to do it & here we see them go at it again, at which point the bitchslap ensues.
Zachakx
Yeah man. Knocked the hell out of him lol.
Maug83
I've wanted to understand #17 for so long.
BANANAFLAKE
THIS^ yes, every time I see it I want to know.
HypocriticalBastard
Seriously, what the hell is going on in that one
TachyonCode
From the looks of it, he's trying to break the spine of that book.
TheMysteriousMoodeRider
Only source i could find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNen-plB_DU
SnugglyBurrick
Legend has it he's reading Mein Kampf. Or that's what everyone always says whenever this gif shows up
raidon29
But at the same time. This is still me favorite
MrWebente
WHY OH WHY MUST THOU BE SO CRUEL WORLD AND NOT TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
braingain
Some say he's all grown up now and wants revenge
MaliciousOnion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FcU9ZMlgo
xJaeheex
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fr1080f
We need a behind the gif or d&d post
ghostanom
I did one on paint a while ago
IamNotaBlackMan
Yessss. Worlds best medium.
pashka555
This was on my Sony Ericsson phone. The boy cries "Cyka! Cyka!" Out loud, gets backpacked. Looking for source!
Efreeti
People have been asking for over 8 years. I've never seen an answer.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
#10 "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework!"
Saker82
Alternatively; Teacher: "If there are no other questions I think we'll let out early today."
THRobbin
#8 human fry trap
LokiShinigami
See what you did there
CommanderWilliamTRiker
ahhh, you funny funny bossman
IDownvoteYourShit
I count at least 4 teachers who just had their tenure revoked.
Falanxzealot
*Freedom to walk among the general public revoked.
IMainReinhardt
CaptJapan
destroyyourself
anime puns = +1
NomadOfTheCosmos
Question, what's with the tidal waves of backpacks being thrown at people?
tomatoboy
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stennesrc
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mistermichigan
I think it has to do with . Could be wrong though.
GrandNagusQuark
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Rescaent
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Memnath
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LostLogic12
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xorxfon
BACKPACK STORM .... WHY?!?!?
KjTheLightning
in the one which is probably an italian school, i guess because the kid posed a question or said something like "we didn't do this part yet"
SweetElve
Guy in #3 has really long legs
Mekanismen
Scrolled down to find this. You the man.
fuckusingimguronaphoneitsucks
Like. Reed Richards long legs
tehzpoon
If you watch closely, you see that it was a "theatre strike" i.e. staged. I never, ever believe these if all the people in them are Asian.
tehzpoon
But that's not to say they're not well done or fun to watch.
YouThinkThatsBad
I didn't have to watch closely. First watch I thought the guy was way too far to actually hit him.
KaJuN
You forgot one:
raosion
That's dedication.
TheToiletPaperThatRippedWhileYouWereWiping
By far, the best one
jaysos
thx, i was looking for this
ThisAccountIsMainlyForUpvoting
As a teacher, if I could grab a phone from a student and smash it on the ground I would be sooo happy.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Ya know what might be neat to try... have a student from another class pretend to use an old phone in class so you can smash it as a lesson.
hyptosis
If I did something like that, a piece would hit a girl in the eye and I'd lose my job.
ununq
Maybe pour some liquid over it then.
mostlytigerproof
Murphy's Law says it'd catch fire. Li-ion batteries don't like impacts
ashmenon
Take it out to the parking lot, bring the class on a field trip, and run over it with your car.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Throw it into your coffee mug.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Yeah. I am very clumsy so I could totally see that happening.
GoingOffline
Well my teacher did that to me when I was in high school (Was a shitty kid). And he had to pay 800$ for a brand new iPhone.
ultimatew
Just do it!! :)
tinskie
... or just bitch slap them in the face. I REALLY want to bitch slap some of my students in the face...
Sharkuu
we had one of those punching teachers. one time he punched the wrong guy and got knocked out afterwards. dont do it with the big guys :)
BobbyBobbston
Dont do it with fucking anyone, or you do neither have the right to teach nor the right to goddamn be around children. Idiots.
KjTheLightning
also you might end up getting sued. i know some of my old teachers did.
Sharkuu
teachers help each others and children a just lying. like 20 of us ran to the next teacher and he just said we dont have evidence/are lying
KjTheLightning
dunno about that when you have physical hevidence such as bruises or a dead kid.
TachyonCode
Why don't you just encourage legitimate uses of a phone in class instead? Trying to keep kids from doing things makes them sneakier.
obese2beast2
You're an idiot
TachyonCode
You are a poignant fool, but if I am an idiot, I am of the savant category.
MrSisterFister
You're saying a teacher shouldn't expect that his students pay attention in class? Perhaps they should just not attend?
TachyonCode
I'm saying the phone is a tool. Make them use it for class and they won't use it for other things whilst there.
MrSisterFister
Lol, and you base this on what exactly?
TachyonCode
7) You wish them to be productive members of society? Give them a shortcut, rather than stifling them.
TachyonCode
4) Really, a student having cause to not pay attention in class is more concerning than how they escape it.
TachyonCode
Nearly thirty years' experience of being a student. And the understanding that people will flout rules whenever an exploit is opportune.
TachyonCode
6) a student seeking distractions clearly has not found adequate need to pursue their de facto occupation.
TachyonCode
3) If on a rare occasion they happen to not use the phone for class while it's in session, it'll be only a momentary distraction.
TachyonCode
5) As is our obsession with demanding their constant attention. An eager student finds their own reason to be studious, but...
TachyonCode
12) I could go on, but the basic point is this: a teacher should be an object of admiration, and neither a subject nor agent of hate.
TachyonCode
10) They'd benefit from a later introduction to history, lacking the knowledge to unlock the wisdom in it.
TachyonCode
11) Time, thankfully, is a solvent to some kinds of ignorance.
TachyonCode
9) Many other students failed to grasp the point of the lectures, and probably would've better spent time in other subjects.
TachyonCode
2) They're always told not to use their phones in class. Requiring them to do so gives them the opportunity to be defiant, while compliant.
TachyonCode
8) I used to ignore homework, and read fiction during history lectures (because they were all review) but I *always* passed the tests.
Taglio26
#11 even the molecules above the whiteboard thought it was a bad idea
rrlyrae
OH NO
SimonPeggOnTheFirstDate
Taojin
Haa-ha-haa-ha-haa! Haa-ha-haa-ha-haa!
CaptJapan
Lol, why isn't this top comment!
Taglio26
You sir, are a connoisseur
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
By the end of this dump, that looked positively harmless.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Holy fuck that was a lot to take in. As a teacher I've felt like this a lot. I've never done any of them... Yet
zeemode
Me2. .I was just thinking.. Could I get in any real trouble for breaking a kids phone if they answered it in my class ..Like real trouble ..
KjTheLightning
no you can't, you can temporarily take it away from them though.
winterrainrose
I wondered why the students didn't just leave the room to take their call?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
It looks so satisfying! Imagine that dopamine rush!
zeemode
lkat
Like axed a student on the balls? Or burned down your school?
secondgoaround
A couple of these could've been avoided if the students would have STAYED STILL!!!
Millsslslsls
They should have head their head resting on something, would have better demonstrated the concept and been fool proof.
catchris
i love how the teacher smiles when she gets hit
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
The pendulum one never fails to make me angry. "STOP GIGGLING AND STAND STILL, YOU TIT."
Theflyingbigbadwolf
+1 for you tit
Stabdis
To be honest all of these could've been avoided if people stayed still .... like never getting out of bed kind of still
WorkerLurker
venture bros school bed?
Awesummzz
There's two that could've been avoided if the students weren't fucking stupid and decided to talk on the phone in class
secondgoaround
That's true. So disrespectful.
Awesummzz
They got what they deserved
Duongasaur
She also lifted the ball in a way that there was slack
mikeatike
This one, kids were saying still when they should be running:
secondgoaround
It was a controlled burn. Fire extinguishers were on standby.
mikeatike
I think we have different definitions of "controlled".
secondgoaround
;-)
johntheswan33
#4
edgeofadhesion
The pendulum one, she takes a big step forward for no reason.
Wodenifferous
Looks like she lost her balance when she let go of the weight.
ObiWanShalomi
Shouldn't someone else hold the ball? If u hold it yourself, u still move a bit because of the force/weight of the ball when letting go.
stainlessteelmohawk
I always find it more pleasant when someone else holds my ball (s)
PolarChi
She might have swayed forward because of equilibrium, but I'm not sure she stepped forward purposely.
CapitalNick
She's being a goof and laughing for no reason.
Shockwave44
It's a gif dumbass. You have no idea what's being said.
CapitalNick
Hey jacktard. Gifs come from videos that were often already seen before or can be found post-gif. Now go shit in your hat.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Yeah, she laughs and lurches forward twice. To her it must have been an imperceptible movement, but it was really obvious when watching her.
caniszephyr
She was also leaning back when she dropped it. Meaning she was a few inches closer when it came back.
Crispynoodlez816
Or stayed home
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Or attended Sandy hook (I'm sorry and I accept all the downvotes that I deserve)
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
take my upvote you beautiful sob
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
secondgoaround
Wow! Ouch, man.
jo3v
The axe one...sweet reproducing jesus
TachyonCode
Jesus reproduces by mitosis.
Nikagor
He takes a big dbreath in, moving the block upwards, what the freaking idea behind it is is beyond me however.
LiteCow
Also the teachers left foot moved back as the axe comes down
josh2
The number of times I've seen this and never noticed this. +1 for you
historycat
Inertia. I can hit you with an ax, but the mass of the block takes all the energy. My teacher did it with a bat & bowling ball to the head
Nikagor
You can do that without actually putting someone in danger.
stainlessteelmohawk
U can do that n not get sued for putting someone's grandchildren in danger : ) i kill me
JoshVita
Where's the fun in that?
theRAAd
No no no. Don't be reasonable.
historycat
What's the fun in that?
BewilderedBeaver
He wears a basecap indoors. If reproduction required a licence, he would have to hand it in, anyways.
CrunchySteam2598
That's a face shield.
BewilderedBeaver
My bad. Looked like a cap on my phone.
drunkbs
Don't like backwards baseball caps? Are you from the 40's?
Turbz
Stupid kid tensed up and caused the cinder block to move.
ICantThinkOfAU
Stupid teacher* Both are teachers, guy was fine, amazingly
SirusKing
The axe was a good 2 foot away from it. Entirely the teachers fault, especially for doing something so insanely reckless and dangerous.
jorgemjorgem6097
Nah bro you can see the axe actually chip off a piece of the block about an inch thick. Had he not moved, the axe wouldve hit the block
SirusKing
Still completely irresponsible and frankly illegal for him to allow.
ryry1237
To be fair most people would tense up as well.
haroldleedoes
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
How have I never seen this episode?
ultimatew
Epic :)
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
YOU SHALL NOT PASS your exams if you keep acting like this
Tooexforbee
A wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again. WHY.
anon4444
WIZARD PEPPER!
anon4444
"Now KNOCK IT OFF! All the stupid-ass grab-ass and touchy-feel bullshit! Goddamn!"
n080dy123
That's awesome.
Fitzandthefool
First thing I thought about!
LiteralBanana
Where's this from?
CutOffAllTies
School
27yoUGLYvirgin
Harry Potter.
FiscalAttensc
Key&Peele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBvmlwaDPHs
IOnlyUpvoteKittehs
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InboxPuppies
punnyfuns
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banekin
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RunningWaterMonster
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AirGordan
My favorite.
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CaptJapan
Should have been a dickbutt
nyerguds
Could get you in some costly trouble for vandalism though. It's irreparable damage to the whiteboard.
kbtoys
I've been able to get out permanent marker from white boards by using dry erase marker on top of the permanent marker..they'll both erase
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
you can write over it with a whiteboard marker and it will come right off
AlkeneThiol
Uh... Rubbing alcohol at best. Acetone at worst.
AirGordan
It'll buff out.
nyerguds
If it's alcohol marker, it fades a bit, but it'll never truly come off.
AirGordan
It will when you replace the white board.
nyerguds
...which is what you'd have to pay for, yes :p
ruben10111
No. My teacher wrote over the entire board before she realized it was a marker pen, washed it off with white spirit & a floor mop in seconds
fuckusingimguronaphoneitsucks
Baby wipes also work surprisingly well. And staples sells a special solution specifically for that purpose
Harryteeters
Some of these chemistry teacher would be better off manufacturing meth
LuCiD5592
I understood that reference.
diabLoDesignz
Looks like 3rd country most of the time, i bet they have paid healthcare. No need to produce meth. Teaching children is more fun.
EveryonesRaping
only if they want to make garbage
nickneverender
Thats not how it works
EveryonesRaping
only if they want to make garbage
thatsmyfetish69
And make WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more money
misgarbled
But then he'd be called a meth teacher.
headphonejunkie
By the amount of things they explode, making meth would probably kill them
ChaosZR1
Good, weeds out the weak
birthdaybaboon
Perhaps chemistry teacher was the plan B
Turbz
I'll start producing excellent quality headphones at a lower price. Give you a taste and have you on a leash!
Captainpoopypants
walkerswolverines
Thin the pool
swagbornslayer
but this means there are fewer drugs? so it's a win win
TerraformTrent
Found the meth teacher
walkerswolverines
leavinit
FrankieFU
Right after they got fired, they probably did take that route
TachyonCode
Honestly, if a chemistry teacher wants an alternative career path, they already have food chemistry available to them.
finntsih
What an amazing idea! You should write a story of that
H31PeR
The story would be lame.
TK421isAFK
You're lame. That series was awesome.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Just finished it. Walter is such an asshole
TK421isAFK
Yes, but it's one of the most accurate TV shows depicting meth use and the destruction it causes.