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Jun 21, 2017 2:52 AM
sweetroundhousekick
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tylerdurden777
Georgia?
Spiderbubble
Your mom's a douche nozzle for using her phone AT ALL while behind the wheel.
SheepdogsInc
South of the Mason Dixon aren't you?
iantollewellyn
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad.
cptwott
your mother should not use her cellphone while driving.
EpicSeaFlapFlap
Well are ya gonna get the fried fish or not?
vladisan
Will the fish be friend while fixing in the lane ?
smoochmysnoot
Lightly fried fish filets..
BradleyNorby
Not if he's fixing to get in her lane
HappyCakeDay
TinPinFTW
It so cute how she's willing to kill people to send a text about fried fish. Fuck that cunt.
IWishIWasBlank
Today on Facebook on Imgur...
foxhoundunit89
"my lane" if the other one is signaling, stop being a cunt and make room. Be an adult.
eykoi
mothers are such a blessing. they don't realize the level of humor they possess.
THEBrewMeister
Gay fish
Frogster8
Fake
tblackb2
https://media.giphy.com/media/11iUXFR7ccoQa4/giphy.gif
thesurlymermaid
My dad recently started doing that. He speaks softly and mumbles so it usually starts out coherent and then goes to nonsense.
Wednesdude
That's why I prefer to talk to my dad instead. He's brief and on point when we talk. You okay ? Your mom says "hi". And that's all.
tantallous
my dad will spend 10 minutes on the phone to say 2 things. over and over and over.
Promethianfire
Had a new puppy, was voice-texting a friend. "What time do you want oh hello yes oh who's a sweet puppy yes oh such a sweet girl oh goodness
LadyWidebottom
Every time I drive past a dog, this is me. Voice texting would result in everybody I know being called a good boy.
missastromccluskey
glad she is NOT texting whilst driving
VodkaReindeer
I'll bet my life that this isn't much safer than texting.
BuddyAboot
Don't text while driving
Avatar720
Even hands-free shit causes collisions. Lots of people think it's fine because you're not touching it. It's not. It's not fine.
fourptsixx
She needs to drive and put down the goddamn phone.
Jthechef
Typing a text while driving is perhaps one of the absolute worst things you can do. Cheers to your mom!
Olec
+1 for
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AgainQuestionmark
Again?
quixotegut
Southern sass...
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Mines more like "Don't you do it bitch, BITCH I WILL CUT YOU!" *grips the wheel* Deep breaths. "People are assholes just let it go."
lilskank
When someone does something dumb on the road, I always hold my hand up like *what the hell is this* with Patrick Stewart's 'mild shock' face
probshouldntsayitbut
Several times a day, every work day.
darkladyvanstar
I learnt recently that that function is gold when walking but I suspect it is my German accent which messes up some words. :(
ahgodzilla
But would he rather her text while driving? Kinda sounds like he would.
thevehiclemagician
Bless her heart. She's so much more polite than me
LtDansNewLegs
SuckItBlue
It's weird, I thought I had out of control road rage, but after being in tge car with my gf, i foind that I'm remarkably in control.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Especially the "honey" part.
MadJackMcJack
My mother is more "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK!"
Olec
and a safer driver than most people as well. NHTSA puts 1 in 6 crashes in 2015 down to distracted driving.
Olec
https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/812381
hammerfix
"you worthless piece of shit"-when someone does a tiny mistake in traffic.
SuckItBlue
I'm like that when people don't use signal lights. Everything else, I'm like, "okay, you could've done that better. "
homoerection
"What the fucking fuck you fucking fucktard" can also be heard by passengers in my car.
adhominem
Isn't "bless her/his/your heart" a grave insult in southern US?
dokpsy
More of a backhanded compliment
Ripplingtwinkie
I wouldn't call it a grave insult, but depending on the tone, it's like the most sarcastic thing ever.
rshini
As rippling said - very contextual, but generally a stealth 'fuck you' or 'you're sweet but very very stupid'
UnassumingAscotCap
It's the most southern insult possible: utterly snide and shitty but refuses to be forward with it, hiding behind a sweet facade
GypsyBear
Not lightly fried
sonianosia
i enjoyed this
lostnortherner
Lightly fried fish filets?
DerangedMoosh
Who cares she can't cook, she has a nuclear powered car! Let's talk about that.
UndeadRed
There's GOTTA be a better way!
MJGreen
EXTWA CWISPY
GermanCanuck
https://imgur.com/yLitVoV
rghtwo
I exhaled sharply from my nose.
LittleKnownOne
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time...
goboltz
NOoooooooo ! Your start a "Chain Reaction" . !
LCDC
NeverSeenAMovie
Wheres the "thats my fetish gif tho"
ActuallyAPirate
That looks like my aunt's kitchen. Wtf?
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
God damn furniture companies!
raidleadergutts
Well maybe you should interrogate her about it.
GoldenSour2
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
HowBoutThemDawgs
It hurts to watch
SuperMegaFishBoned
AmyBernadettePenny
ladymakeup