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Nov 15, 2020 12:12 AM
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CosmicWonders
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. How I want to raid your bar
zorkandbork
Hey man, aren't we just stinging fragments of sentences together in the hopes of serendipitously constructing something that sounds dope?
hereforthekittenpics
You can raid my pantry, okay /But my beer and booze must stay /You don’t like my rap/ be prepared for a slap/ you have neighed your last nay
bookboy42
Mari Lwyd hack: Drink all your beer whilst rap battling to deny the horse skelly their win.
mst3kbot9000
I'm writing my bars right now fam! It's gonna be fire!
roxxr
Is this a zombie horse or a werewolf horse, or the lesser horse?
japh
seb5755
Oh lwyd he comin’
FireSolvesProblems
So much flyting during the holidays, it's exhausting.
NoxiousRed
TurdMurpson
Here is a good humorous rundown of the tradition as well as a few others from my boy Sam O’Nella https://youtu.be/PYY9VLOSLxk
thirstybetch
Mummer vibes anyone?
FrickinLasers
FarkasMacTavish
I am Lwyd
GloveFullaVaseline
Fucking lmao, nothing to offer but consonants...
OddBrock
Have you SEEN the Welsh Language? Wales, honey, I love ya but you should probably trade some letters with Hawaii.
shanharlmal
Christmas? this is every night in my sleep.
DomerPyle
I'm not singing shit if it means I get to party with a reanimated horse skeleton
DamascusFire
Tom Jones :(
coalminersknuckle
I’ll share some beer but Lwyd better keep its hands off my mom’s spaghetti
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CrimeBrulee
Now everybody from the 313
cattlegrazer82
What an odd way to pronounce Spaghette
CaseySandin
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold a pale horse
And he lay down some fresh beats
So I gave him beer
DoktorWeasel
Catalonians have two Christmas traditions involving shit. There's a log that shits candy with a song telling it to shit. Also nativity
DoktorWeasel
scenes have people taking a dump. They like to make the shitting figure of famous people, so want every recent US president and the pope
DoktorWeasel
taking a dump? Yep, totally available. Also this huge on in a mall a few years back.:
railgap
The Welsh also supply the UK with the majority of its most-elite troops like the SAS and SBS.
metalrulercid
Man imagine getting home drunk to that... Nuh uh
ProzacPhilosopher
You know if everyone would let it in for just a little food and booze it wouldn't need to raid anyone. #horsemonstersmatter
LenneSamunai
Why do i only learn this now?! This is awesome stuff
Covidnineteen
https://youtu.be/PYY9VLOSLxk
ScarecrowSticks
For more horse related information, follow ElbowDeepInAHorse on imgur
HonestCommentFarmer
XVUltima
A rap battle in Welsh must be a truly horrifying sight.
karateninjazombie
It is.
DarkBlueB
@OP Diolch yn fawr!
SubAutumn
Cymru am byth
ScarecrowSticks
RogueCorp
What dis?
Stryder246
SCP-682
ScarecrowSticks
Correct
roxxr
Looked like a? for a New York second ?
boatlife4me
So there’s no downside to being the horse skull? You either get to drink beer or just move onto the next house?
LookingLikeASnack
You have to initiate a conversation. In song.
MechaGandalf
that's no so hard if you pre-game
WhistlinDickC
But where's the downside?
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
You have to initiate a song.
HeinekenBottle
You have to do it in Welsh
CriticalCritic
I feel like there's a dark side that is known, but not announced. Like lwyd has to do the dishes, or give a hand-job, if it loses.
PenisOfDeath
CriticalCritic
Username is....