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nojustsayitdont
A meme retailer/
ruste
Trail of tears
AdultPersistentAngst
Only one? Shiiiiiiiiit I do it on purpose.
Munchman347
When I do the nasty in a restroom and know someone's waiting, I open the door and back out, 'Damn, I'm not going in there, it's all yours!'.
Zixtank
It's the smile. That goddamn smile.
Khanaar
https://youtu.be/EqO5lNS094M
Etw2
I lol’d
moistcr1tikal
Nice
ieatpinkcrayons
DarkSock
The next methane globe queued up in his colon be like
Takethejump
I try to save it for the checkout line, that way there's no escape.
umechaaazuke
Husband does this to me. Worse, now that we have kids it’s a guessing game... last time my daughter fessed up w/the most evil grin.
SciencePetsComputers
Fiber, even if you have to get it in pill form. just keep in mind it takes time to adjust to it.
CheshirePhoenix
Who was the genius that called this "crop dusting" instead of "crap dusting"?
hiig
Common practise among us flight attendants
Filanwizard
SBD Bomb runs are the best. "Stealth Bombing"
Starhaven350
I clean for a living. Whenever it's a government building I crop dust the he'll out of it. I don't even mean to it just happens
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
IBentMyWookie
I’m dying
quick1sr
This is my wife in the store
BobTheBuilda
JJ the Jet Plane!
thathippienudistsmokerdudeyouignore
“That’s me”
MemesOfThe70sAnd80s
insanemaestro
I like dropping a SBD and saying, "Does anybody smell popcorn?"
IRecordYourComments
Small brioche duke?
insanemaestro
Silent but deadly
thewalkendude
I once did this in the car park ticket machine booth at Liverpool airport. I'd been on holiday for a couple of days, and had been eating
thewalkendude
much richer food than normal. We were waiting for a lift, and taking shelter. I let a really nasty one rip, and had to vacate the booth.
thewalkendude
Someone then turned up to pay for their parking. They went in. They screamed "WHAT THE HELL??", and ran out gagging. They went back in.
thewalkendude
They screamed "JESUS CHRIST", and ran out gagging again. Probably my proudest moment.
f1c6731a
Was on holidays in Italy, had been out with friends having lots of great food and wine. Next day, flying home, I was producing >>
f1c6731a
Chernobyl-esque levels of silent-but-deadly farts.. I didn’t want to gas my fellow airplane neighbours so before going to the gates >>>
f1c6731a
I walked down to the gents toilet, and whilst on an empty stairwell I relieved the pressure building up, I assumed the stairwell was empty..
f1c6731a
.. as I turned the corner down a level, a woman and her young daughter passed me going up the stairwell..
f1c6731a
.. as they turned to go up a level (as I went down to the level below) I could hear the sound of the poor girl shouting “oh mamma Mia”
f1c6731a
I had to seek refuge in the toilets for a while until the giggleloop passed. I know I’m going to burn in hell for it.
SomeCrazyNerd
aM i ThE oNlY oNe? No. Of course not, it's a pretentious thing to say
jsenne
No saying 'im the only one' would be pretentious. The way they did it is just common phrasing and trying to correct them just makes a dick1/
jsenne
Of you bud.
SomeCrazyNerd
Common phrasing but annoying, silly and a sort of humble brag
jsenne
Nobody says it because they want people to say 'youre the only one who thinks this' or 'youre so special and quirky' they say it because 1/
jsenne
They expect people to tell them they also think that thing. Its a validation seeker not a humble brag.