How to lose your dog 101

Jul 21, 2018 11:42 AM

ultimat3ging3r

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Work at a dog kennel and had 4 retrieves one weekend, had to read their tags to keep them straight. Even the owners got confused.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fenton?! Fenton?! Oh Jesus Christ!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody say "walk" or "treat"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Easy solution. Just take them all home.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah!!! Dog tags?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I WANT IN. Where is this???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11/10 all good boys/girls.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can smell this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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There goes the AKC lineage of your bitches next litter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good thing your dog knows you though

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And now, we throw a tennis ball.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

In the direction of one specific person you dislike

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

With a treat attach to the ball.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People aren't that dumb. Dog tags weren't originally meant for soldiers, ya know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Guisachan House, near Loch Ness, where Sir Dudley Majoribanks, First Lord of Tweedmouth first developed the Golden Retriever breed.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I wondered what the significance of the ruin was.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Typing that out, it sounds made up, but feel free to google it, distinguished colleagues.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's interesting most people could pick their dog out. I took my dog to a park with a bunch of other beagles. You notice the small things

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about the building with a tree growing out it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...what about it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would just like to know the back story. Old buildings fascinate me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good, that's a perfect reason to notice it then :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you take home all the dogs and love them just like you love your dog. The bankruptcy from feeding them all for a day would be worth it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually the "Golden Sunset" suicide club. Supplicants invite their death by holding a single treat bag aloft & shaking it gently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squirrel!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this heaven!!?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe this was the celebration of 150 years of the Golden retriever race. It was in Scotland and there was 361 Retrievers at the event.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHERE IS THIS PLACE??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heaven.

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Field of Derps

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d go right in the middle of them and lay down. I wouldn’t even care about the dog shit

8 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

You ever see that gif of the dog hopping into the ocean like Tigger? That'd be me into this pile of dogs.

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I would go middle lay down B U T T I would watch ou

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for de poo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All yall look alike!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

WTF

8 years ago | Likes 425 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

This is mine now

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Such quality much steal

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a dog owner: you know your dog.

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

This, I'd find my little boy in the middle of one million other cavaliers

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

and your dog know you

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's gonna be a yes for me dawg

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's not even my dog and i recognize that dawg

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are times when I see pics of another dog on the interwebs and in convinced someone had secretly taken my pup for a photoshoot.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

You would also recognise your dog from their behavior

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not disagreeing, esp because my dog is a big baby who would stick by my side. But pics don't move/show much behavior.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is true but we were talking about finding your dog from a group of dogs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m surprised there ain’t more humpin goin on

8 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 5

This is the afterparty, humans are welcome again.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Found my dog.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Is it all of them?

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Any of them can be yours if you're fast enough

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They are all dudes

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If they were all dudes there would just be twice as much humping.

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Like that's ever stopped dogs before.

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Or dudes

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My uncles dogs are the same gender and they hump each other. But they’re also girls... and sisters... it’s complicated.

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Incest is wincest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably badly socialized then.

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