5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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Mar 6, 2026 2:44 PM
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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Yakeshinu
A German guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks: "Dry?"
The German says: "No, just one for now."
faphappyscreencappy
ExTechOp
In Finnish, "ruokailuvälineet" (eating utensils) are also occasionally colloquially referred to as "aseet" (weapons).
CyrilConnolly
zortroz
FjordFiskursson
Food tools.
FallWind
Essenswerkzeug.
SwissScars
despite that, his children are kinder.
Timmy79
It's hard to say whether the German or English word for 'eating utensils' is more hard to relate to/remember.
hotaru251
Ich brauche ein paar Essenswaffen
elvisdumbledore
Essenwaffen > Waffen SS
localdisturbance
call krankenwagen when that happens
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
How is he supposed to eat his cobra chicken without food weapons?
BeaverOnFire
Kingdugga
I handed him a turkey club.
torillatavataan
with some miracle whip.
elvisdumbledore
And my pickle spear!
mafiacarstarter
mafiacarstarter