Even more Black Twitter

Mar 9, 2015 4:06 AM

I mean, it makes sense.

This schoolbus is not so magic now

Out in the wild

That aux cord one had me laughing out loud for a solid minute

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I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone incurred the actual fatal wrath of Mrs. Frizzle and or the Magic School Bus.

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I mean that fucker was CLEARLY sapient.What if the MSB is actually a dying God in disguise, living out its final days by educating children?

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bunch of white people trying to post as if they are black....

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mulattoes

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That Bill Cosby one got a little too real there.

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"I knew I should have stayed home today" - Arnold from Magic Schoolbus

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I never get tired of these.

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That last one...I'm relevant??

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calm your shit- JESS-I-CA!

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Stuck cat? Add ham! weird shit makes me laugh...

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That cat looks so betrayed... "really, nigga?"

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The one where siri captures everyones face EXCEPT the brothers. She even got the face on his tshirt!! I laughed so loud!

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Thanks fam

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Plot twist...white people are making black twitter comments :P

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I have the right one, except no beard, how am I doing then

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Grow a beard. It will help.

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would that i could, just grows all patchy, fucking genes

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Daddys Home

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the white people that do this aren't the ones that lock their doors.

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As someone who knows dumbasses who take photos like that. They so lock their doors.

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Okay, Brian Griffin.

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The guys out on a cliff, and you bout to go on a limb?

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Irony.

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To be fair, there probably aren't any black people around in those kinds of photos.

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Bill Cosby one is pure genius

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#2 and #32 lmao

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sera pls

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my exact thought

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Seriously black Twitter better not die, I need mor of this in my life

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*dis

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MOAR!

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It won't. Its not something Imgur made up or anything, it's like an actual community on Twitter.

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My knowledge of slang terms has greatly improved from these posts.

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Can you explain to me what aux cord is? I still dont get that bit

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It's so he can plug in his iPod or whatever and play his mixtape. I think.

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It's just a auxiliary cord that you use to hook up your mp3 player to the car.

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http://0.tqn.com/d/suvs/1/S/D/D/-/-/A">udio.JPG">http://0.tqn.com/d/suvs/1/S/D/D/-/-/AuxInputAudio.JPG http://www.musanim.com/iPodAdapter/tethered.jpg

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The cord that would normally be connecting a music playing device to the car if they hadn't taken the player(likely a phone) in with them.

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I have that hat

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Why?

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the internet needs moar. it is your time to shine. you are the chosen one.

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Reminds me of

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This is the same hat that was in New Girl. Has the plaid and everything c;

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I have the Cheeseburger version of this hat.

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Please, please show us this cheeseburger hat!

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How high were you when you bought it?

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all of them.

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Yes.

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Turtles!

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yes

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I'm not judging but I am curious as to why you own it.

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someone gave it to me

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That person is a good friend.

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it's true

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I just now realized how fancy his footwork really is.

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I want you to know that I didn't steal your mama. It must have been other ninjas.

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I love you both.

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I must be old, but what does "IG@" stand for?

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Instagram

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Thanks

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I think it's Instagram at: username

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Ah, thank you

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Black Twitter posts are grainy 'cause pixels aren't covered by welfare.

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Oooo yes that's dark.

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Imagine if you had to be creative and not rely on lazy racism to be funny.

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wow, cant believe you are getting downvoted

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I totally can, haha. I wish the cowards would have the guts to put a name to their downvotes though.

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Bunch of people with no imaginations downvoting me yo

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This seems to the modern version of going to see ethnic people in a zoo and staring in wonder at their ways and customs.

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It's not an actual GROUP that nonblack folk flock to for entertainment. Just random black ppl who are funnier than other (white) ppl.

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There just seems something wrong to me about the way these are done. As I say, pressing your nose up against the glass to laugh

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at all the funny things the ethnic people are saying. Gives off a more laughing at them than with them vibe to me.

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I get what you're saying, I just don't think that's the case based on the comments to these posts. People relate and laugh WITH, not at.

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Or they're just hilarious.

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I really don't see what's hilarious about it at all. I've no idea what the fascination is.

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Mileage various post to post. It doesn't have to be funny for everyone. But your first comment was borderline racist.

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No it wasn't. It was calling attention to other racist comments.

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Lets be real here though, there's a lot of posts about white people stereotypes too. Black people can be just as racist as white people

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This is great! I actually haven't seen most of these in this one, unlike most of the reposts that hit the front page (not sarcasm)

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tru

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Can't tell if the not sarcasm part was just adding to the sarcasm or genuinely content with the post https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=61520

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I try my best to never post a black twitter comp with reposts. thanks for noticing bruh

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Thanks fam

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All day fam

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I've seen a couple of these but most of them are fresh like Kim Jong Un's fade. Good work!

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On a side note, just noticed your user name. Love it.

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daquan seems to have a ton of them peppered in..

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Wurrlllllllstaahhhhhhh

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you know Muslims say "Allahu Akbar" instead of world star?? you can trust me I'm a muslim too

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Fuck the down voters, that's hilarious

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So what do black Muslims say?

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Worldstar Akbarrrrrr

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The bouncer negotiation one... why are there so many baroque paintings that are so relatable to modern shenanigans? :-O

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art > future

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because people are people and we have been the whole time

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life imitates art

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Because classical art was meant to provide not only a single interpretation, but rather portraying life in its richness all at once.

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Or maybe coz they were always fucked up like we be.

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that's a good fuckin' answer

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Cuz most of us are baroque as fuck

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lol

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I used to be rich... I want my money Bach.

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I like when Yugioh, Dragon Ball Z, and Halo, all make an appearance on black twitter

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Dude,speaking of, anyone play Xenoverse? Game is the best DBZ game I think I've ever played.

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As someone who has only ever played 2d fighters, how long does it take to get use to the combat?

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Really easy to adapt.

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Don't think of it as a traditional fighting game really, more of an aerial action game. It's not particularly deep, but it sure is fun.

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It's like they are people.

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That had a childhood similar to those in the same country at a similar point in time. Who knew?

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I know, right?

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nah fam, in the block arguments about who could fuck who up in dbz get fucking heated man

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And there was always that one fuck boi that was all over Vageta's dick. Goku fo lyfe

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yall gotta take into consideration that that man is named after a fuckin planet, he gets bonus points for stuntin

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Man, you don't see that DBZ on regular Twitter.

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True that fam.

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"regular twitter"

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yes, retard, regular twitter

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Yeet

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YAHHHHHHH

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I had forgotten that was a thing people said for a while.

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I still don't understand what Yeet is.

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Let me know if you ever find out

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Ok seriously I've been wondering since forever, why is it always people/things on fire when it comes to mixtapes? please enlighten me

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Coz my mixtape is straight fire fam

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Cuz mixtapes the hottest thing yo. (They're actually just so bad they set things on fire$

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Coz that shit straight fire dog.

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When a mixtapes good af you say "it's fire"

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The question was why, not what you call your mix

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DYNOMITE!

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It's like saying that the mixtape is "so hot" as in good that it's figuratively on fire. Every wannabe rapper thinks that there's is fire.

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*their's

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"Their is is fire"? C'mon man, if you're going to shit on someone else's grammar you better check your own before you did Nazi that coming

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*theirs

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OH! I thought it was because it was so terrible that it caused the speakers to catch fire.

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Guessing solely from your username, there's not a lot of mixtapes being distributed in your general location?

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Chicago? No. I only ever have been handed one from a danny reels

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