OldSchoolCoder
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Apr 4, 2018 12:57 AM
OldSchoolCoder
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worldcreater
I work on a dairy farm
daboogiemansta
habino
And cow pies everywhere
Flyndaran
Your blood must be 2% cholesterol.
OrionKaelin
There are time during the year where our family friend singel milk cow overproduces so we get genuine jars of milk now and then
Mojayokok
Do you ever pets the cows? If not, how can you resist?
OldSchoolCoder
Yes. Yes, I do. I can't resist.
AnthonyLittle09
Who cleans up the cow dung from your lawn?
OldSchoolCoder
Nature does. I pick up the shrooms every fall.
Daywalker27
A gallon of milk would last me over a MONTH! I live alone
barnwolf
Do you not eat breakfast?
Melonhead1
The cows cut your grass? How do they work the lawn mower?
OldSchoolCoder
With their teeth. They are awesome
Bizarkly
Good luck with *drinking raw milk*, @OP: https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/rawmilk/raw-milk-questions-and-answers.html
Nuttsy
Man, if only there was some sort of way you could fix that. Like...maybe some sort of application of heat, or something!
Downvote4Love
Or just take the risk
BippityBoppityBoomshakalaka
NachoPete
I've got a fever!
seabiscuit7261425
No mentioning about the cows shitting on your lawns, though...
Downvote4Love
Just wait for it to dry and burn it. Will get rid of dry grass/buildings too
Laserdiscmemories
Yes I hear fire gets rid of buildings quite readily
Downvote4Love
Not if they're made of brick or stone, tho. You need some e x p l o d e y b o i s for those
kevlarburrito
As oppose to freshly milked Jersey-soda?
Larirari
Jersey milk is the best milk and they're the cutest cows!
legofham
Dont forget the cow shit, you also get the cow shit on your lawn.
GetOffMyLawnYa
And the 6 inch deep hoof prints.....
GTimgur
The fertiliser you mean!
samsonguy920
Well, now look what you did. Now the FBI, NOOSE, and DHS are tracking you.
OldSchoolCoder
I thought they were shroom-pots.
NottherealSlimPickens
PuntoPuta
I once used this gif in a rangeland resources presentation in college
OldSchoolCoder
yamatto
At times i forget not everyone grows up somewhere knowing the difference between a fresian and a jersey is common knowledge.
f00f1ghter
I worked on my grandparents' dairy farm as a kid, and fresh jersey milk (yes, it was a jersey farm) is the BAYST!!!
metalprep2k3
You must give it away
Downvote4Love
Or pasturize and sell
Downvote4Love
Heat to 90° Celsius I believe
metalprep2k3
or just sell it raw
Downvote4Love
Illegal in most places due to risk of contamination
metalprep2k3
here its ok to sell from the farm raw but not from stores
Downvote4Love
Where?
Munchman347
And free cow patties!...
Shak13
Where in Jersey are you friend?
OldSchoolCoder
I'm not in Jersey. Jersey is a type a cow.
OldSchoolCoder
of cow*
Shak13
Ahh, well don't I feel silly
OldSchoolCoder
Don't. You should feel enlightened. Don't expect to know everything, but now you know a little bit more.
crazyhornedlizardlady
Sounds like tuberculosis waiting to happen! Unless it's pasteurized?
FelixFelicis5
Tuberculosis, anthrax, e coli. So many things
usersubbordercontrol
We'll all die of something eventually anyway
crazyhornedlizardlady
I'm in a one health class and were going over zoonotic diseases right now. It's kinda scary to be honest.
samtherat6
Whooo for ethically treated cows!
usersubbordercontrol
New Jersey? Sorry you gotta live there
Downvote4Love
No, just regular Jersey
amagiciannamedgob
Jersey is a type of cow, you fucking philestine. And you obviously know nothing about New Jersey.
usersubbordercontrol
I lived in New Jersey, I know tons of that state
robertshockley
Not a bad gig.
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
capitalism wins again
TakWriterOfWorlds
From each according to his ability. This is Marxism, yo.
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
no, it isn't. property rights, ownership of land and labor, free to trade by choice to the advantage of each involved. that's capitalism
stavesacre
It was a voluntary exchange, so not Marxism
stavesacre
More of a barter system thing than an exchange of capital for a good or service, but get ya
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
i would call 'barter' the form of exchange, but one owns land the other owns the cow. personal property rights etc.
usersubbordercontrol
stavesacre
n0th1n
I don't get why the first part is socially awkward.
KoalasArentReal
It isn't. Memes are hard
SaltWaterSailor
The flies.
probablyNapping
The pies.
IrgendSoEinTyp
And I don't get why he says jersey milk what's the difference to regular milk? Is it spray tanned?
OldSchoolCoder
Jersey-cows are a special breed, whose milk has a special taste as well as very high fatty-content.
ITalkAboutGoats
What this guy said. Jersey is like rolls Royce milk. Same reason I do Nigerian Dwarf goat milk. The taste is just so much better
OldSchoolCoder
lmao +1 for Nigerian Dwarf goat milk.
ITalkAboutGoats
Teeny tiny teats, big flavor! I can actually make butter outta their milk, not something you can normally do with goats milk.
PACwalker
The animals usually are caged in horrid conditions. Not this one, though
ITalkAboutGoats
Milk cows generally aren't
runnride25
In the US anyways, dairy cattle are actually treated very well. A cow that is under stress is not going to produce as much milk as a happy/1
runnride25
2/ healthy cow. So even if you get a complete asshat they're gonna treat their cows well if they wanna make money. Any dairy that doesn't
runnride25
3/ isn't going to last long, especially in the current economy.
Cerinna
I love how in my country it's not even allowed to keep them cooped up. :)
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
the smell
AnonOmis1000
Drive by one every day on my way home from work. Have to breath through my mouth for a solid few minutes.
unsureaboutexpirationdate
I don't mind the smell of cows or other animals. Some people smell way worse. But the flies...
ITalkAboutGoats
Ugh, and they bite
JaceArveduin
The cows themselves are fine, but if it's a larger operation that's a lot of shit lying around.
ThDubya
How appropriate, my neighbor is a cow.
ConfusedRomanGuard
I understood this reference!
MornieAlantie
Well stop waving it around like a feather duster
Icanalreadytelliwillbepopular
So Jersey milk isn't a euphemism?
NapoleonDynOmite
Freshly milked jersey milk goes very nicely with lightly fried fish fillets
TheCrowd
Jersey, low volume High protein/butterfat content. Like 4% protein 5.2%Butterfat. Versus Holstein @ 3.3% protein, 4%butterfat
735824
It is now.
commentfarmer483725596037
it is. but hey, white liquid is white liquid
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
kevlarburrito
thisismyusernamewhatsyours
thesplashingblumpkins
https://img.youtube.com/vi/D4H0sgAIU_A/mqdefault.jpg
IDunno2530
.
HouseOfEvil
They live in the city.
Trentski
This kid is a national treasure.
kwrath96
@op’s mom
Gunlord1
Downvote4Love
Downvote4Love
Didn't mean to post that, but still works
Gunlord1
What were u gonna post?
Downvote4Love
Nothing. I had the link copied for something else.