Jan 30, 2018 2:05 PM
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RobOttman
Rosabelle
LilAnnaM
Good advice on secret word - husband and I just agreed ours.
Dunes8
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUyniDiVQAM-ktH.jpg
TheRealBatlord
This post should have ended with a fake heartfelt story.
tecno32
- Avenge me!
swatz
about hide/throw out my sex toys!
trainkar
I have one of these
theothergirlEE
Tell my internet friends I love them.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Mail the things my internet friends would love to them. We met over a common interest and I'll be damned if they don't get my stuff.
idontenglishsorry
that would be pretty much my case haha
HereAndSortaQueer
saaaaame
InnerUniverse
I'd rather have my PC destroyed altogether. I don't want my best friend to know my browser history either.
DarthShrader
I always will...
Heeeeyyouguuuuys
AVENGE ME!!!
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
À Tout Le Monde
FromDenmarkWithHate
"Delete my browser history" is the least funny joke... Literally NO ONE instantly goes searching for smut in anyones browser history.
CatzEyes93
Do not open pandora's box under the bed. Just take it straight to the garbage. No one wants to see it, or is gonna want what is inside.
blowthechunks
Sometimes ... sometimes you don’t say good bye once. You say goodbye over and over and over again..
iamalreadyaghost
RipOffTheBandAid
And #backupkeys so family can access cryptocurrency
ixamxber
These would be hilarious if I had a best friend
ryvius1
Cheomesh
I married mine :D No one else gives a shit about us though.
bpetersen
Best friend of Doug who recently died. He told me me that he never really liked you
Josh4422
PartyStone
I'll be your best friend, now please send me your password.
Ausmerica
Let's do a friendship. So long as I don't have to move very much. At all. So long as I don't have to move at all.
UsernameAttempted
Yeah, I don't have anyone to give such a card to.
regnaDkciN3rdi
tf do I care about my browser history after I'm dead?
Dusty141
"Clear my internet history" thats what incognito mode is for
JapAnus
I save the really good stuff so I don't forget and have to look for it all over so Imma need someone to shred and then torch my harddrive.
I'm having someone dump an electromegnet into the ashes of my computer, just in case
Hipcatjack
this is an older generations bane (mine). Before the invention of incognito, shit got scary, yo.
Same here, "oh whats that mum? You want to go to www.puppies.com? Oh right, 2 secs"
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Two drink minimum at my funeral. Get lit
Tarrondor
What's the secret word?
auserwithaname
If it's closed casket, I want something put inside to knock on the outside.
RandomIsotope
remote control knocker. and the remote is given to your friend to press at the memorial service
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Have it knock randomly at first, then have it form into a beat, then the bluetooth speaker starts playing the full song.
sunyudai
I was expecting the words "full song" to be "muffled screams".
I'M A DEATHBOX HERO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9kW4A16es
RideTheStimutacs
- Please delete the entire directory at C:\Private\DontLook\TotallyNotWeirdPorn\
YouSmellethDingleberry
I wouldn't want anyone to remember me
hobowankenobi
Yes! Now I need a friend
thefuzziestofbutts
Remember me, though I have to say goodbye.
MemeDissector
jesus christ, who's she related to, the kid or the orange he's holding?
dundermiffIin
Remember me, when you hear a sad guitar.
carsonalan20025
No! I’m not supposed to have emotions!
TrAkSTaRr
Damn, right in the feels. Take your goddamn up vote.
EnvyLogic
CardboardPizzas
Dominiricanish
Remember me, don’t let it make you cry.
patstoffy
this song starts in my head on every login screen where there's a "remember me?" option
LookinforaGlucoseGuardian
"goodbyes are temporary...because no one ever really leaves, and nothing lasts forever..." -Amy Poehler
DoctorTurkTurkleton
A tout le monde A tous mes amis Je vous aime Je dois partir
TheMasterDB8er
These are the last words, i’ll ever speak...
AppleyD
Such a great movie
loveallthepeople
What film?
fireychickengod
Looks like Coco
dschuma
Yep
KharnApproves
I definitely didn't cry like a bitch at the end of CoCo. Not at all. Didn't cry a single fucking tear. I swear.
jiminycreezmus
bigdog838
msa011
Don't do that to me
ColtispyYoush
Holy shit I've never cried so much to a Disney movie much too good for words if you guys haven't seen Coco, just go watch it
Definitely. This was one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen... seriously
My opinion has been that WALL-E is the best Pixar movie for ten years since it first came out... until I saw Coco the other weekend.
SillySunflower
Really? I’m a hugeee animated movie fan and the animation looked great from the trailers but the plot just wasn’t calling me. I will have
QuackQuackAttack
It’s amazing. Best animated movie ever? Definitely right up there. Almost too much to handle of you recently lost a loved one.
To check it out now!
ttgonzales
What about UP ?
Up is an absolute masterpiece. It's my 3rd favourite (2nd WALL-E, 1st Coco) Pixar movie, but WALL-E and Coco hit all the right notes for me.
Coco is better. Nothing against UP
Sojubowl
Was enjoying it until the last one damn you Disney and your coco movie
GunterLovesWeed
Question is CoCo good?
kohrah
I liked it
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
Its fantastic
finninthejakesuit
It's good. Well written, family friendly, a good old feel good movie.
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
It was easily the best movie of 2017, maybe the best since mad max or inception
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
It's alright. I thought it was a little plain/had some lazy writing in spots but it had redeeming traits. I did enjoy it.
Not good. Great
Also i hope your username is gunther from adventure time.
DwigtSchrude
it's fantastic. it is capable of making the manliest of men cry.
ZacharyComstock
Yeah
Thank you kind sir
lamborguineapig
Best Disney movie I've ever seen
Welshie20
.
DBProxy
That’s sad, you need to watch some classic Disney
Sevakhart
Classic Disney is kinda shit IMO
TheLordOfGiraffes
I am a huge classic Disney fan and while some of the old stuff is really entertaining. I wouldn’t say any of it is better than Coco
kirbfucius
Classic Disney is some of the most trite, cliché stuff around even for its time. It's good enough for what it is, but doesn't make it good.
poweroverwhelming
Yeeeaahhhh..... The cliche's come from them being the classics which everyone copies
RobOttman
Rosabelle
LilAnnaM
Good advice on secret word - husband and I just agreed ours.
Dunes8
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUyniDiVQAM-ktH.jpg
TheRealBatlord
This post should have ended with a fake heartfelt story.
tecno32
- Avenge me!
swatz
about hide/throw out my sex toys!
trainkar
I have one of these
theothergirlEE
Tell my internet friends I love them.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Mail the things my internet friends would love to them. We met over a common interest and I'll be damned if they don't get my stuff.
idontenglishsorry
that would be pretty much my case haha
HereAndSortaQueer
saaaaame
InnerUniverse
I'd rather have my PC destroyed altogether. I don't want my best friend to know my browser history either.
DarthShrader
I always will...
Heeeeyyouguuuuys
AVENGE ME!!!
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
À Tout Le Monde
FromDenmarkWithHate
"Delete my browser history" is the least funny joke... Literally NO ONE instantly goes searching for smut in anyones browser history.
CatzEyes93
Do not open pandora's box under the bed. Just take it straight to the garbage. No one wants to see it, or is gonna want what is inside.
blowthechunks
Sometimes ... sometimes you don’t say good bye once. You say goodbye over and over and over again..
iamalreadyaghost
RipOffTheBandAid
And #backupkeys so family can access cryptocurrency
ixamxber
These would be hilarious if I had a best friend
ryvius1
Cheomesh
I married mine :D No one else gives a shit about us though.
bpetersen
Best friend of Doug who recently died. He told me me that he never really liked you
Josh4422
PartyStone
I'll be your best friend, now please send me your password.
Ausmerica
Let's do a friendship. So long as I don't have to move very much. At all. So long as I don't have to move at all.
UsernameAttempted
Yeah, I don't have anyone to give such a card to.
regnaDkciN3rdi
tf do I care about my browser history after I'm dead?
Dusty141
"Clear my internet history" thats what incognito mode is for
JapAnus
I save the really good stuff so I don't forget and have to look for it all over so Imma need someone to shred and then torch my harddrive.
Dusty141
I'm having someone dump an electromegnet into the ashes of my computer, just in case
Hipcatjack
this is an older generations bane (mine). Before the invention of incognito, shit got scary, yo.
Dusty141
Same here, "oh whats that mum? You want to go to www.puppies.com? Oh right, 2 secs"
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Two drink minimum at my funeral. Get lit
Tarrondor
What's the secret word?
auserwithaname
If it's closed casket, I want something put inside to knock on the outside.
RandomIsotope
remote control knocker. and the remote is given to your friend to press at the memorial service
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Have it knock randomly at first, then have it form into a beat, then the bluetooth speaker starts playing the full song.
sunyudai
I was expecting the words "full song" to be "muffled screams".
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I'M A DEATHBOX HERO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9kW4A16es
RideTheStimutacs
- Please delete the entire directory at C:\Private\DontLook\TotallyNotWeirdPorn\
YouSmellethDingleberry
I wouldn't want anyone to remember me
hobowankenobi
Yes! Now I need a friend
thefuzziestofbutts
MemeDissector
jesus christ, who's she related to, the kid or the orange he's holding?
dundermiffIin
Remember me, when you hear a sad guitar.
carsonalan20025
No! I’m not supposed to have emotions!
TrAkSTaRr
Damn, right in the feels. Take your goddamn up vote.
EnvyLogic
CardboardPizzas
Dominiricanish
Remember me, don’t let it make you cry.
patstoffy
this song starts in my head on every login screen where there's a "remember me?" option
LookinforaGlucoseGuardian
"goodbyes are temporary...because no one ever really leaves, and nothing lasts forever..." -Amy Poehler
DoctorTurkTurkleton
A tout le monde A tous mes amis Je vous aime Je dois partir
TheMasterDB8er
These are the last words, i’ll ever speak...
AppleyD
Such a great movie
loveallthepeople
What film?
fireychickengod
Looks like Coco
dschuma
Yep
KharnApproves
I definitely didn't cry like a bitch at the end of CoCo. Not at all. Didn't cry a single fucking tear. I swear.
jiminycreezmus
bigdog838
msa011
Don't do that to me
ColtispyYoush
Holy shit I've never cried so much to a Disney movie much too good for words if you guys haven't seen Coco, just go watch it
dschuma
Definitely. This was one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen... seriously
CardboardPizzas
My opinion has been that WALL-E is the best Pixar movie for ten years since it first came out... until I saw Coco the other weekend.
SillySunflower
Really? I’m a hugeee animated movie fan and the animation looked great from the trailers but the plot just wasn’t calling me. I will have
QuackQuackAttack
It’s amazing. Best animated movie ever? Definitely right up there. Almost too much to handle of you recently lost a loved one.
SillySunflower
To check it out now!
ttgonzales
What about UP ?
CardboardPizzas
Up is an absolute masterpiece. It's my 3rd favourite (2nd WALL-E, 1st Coco) Pixar movie, but WALL-E and Coco hit all the right notes for me.
QuackQuackAttack
Coco is better. Nothing against UP
Sojubowl
Was enjoying it until the last one damn you Disney and your coco movie
GunterLovesWeed
Question is CoCo good?
kohrah
I liked it
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
Its fantastic
finninthejakesuit
It's good. Well written, family friendly, a good old feel good movie.
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
It was easily the best movie of 2017, maybe the best since mad max or inception
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
It's alright. I thought it was a little plain/had some lazy writing in spots but it had redeeming traits. I did enjoy it.
QuackQuackAttack
Not good. Great
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
Also i hope your username is gunther from adventure time.
DwigtSchrude
it's fantastic. it is capable of making the manliest of men cry.
ZacharyComstock
Yeah
GunterLovesWeed
Thank you kind sir
lamborguineapig
Best Disney movie I've ever seen
Welshie20
.
DBProxy
That’s sad, you need to watch some classic Disney
Sevakhart
Classic Disney is kinda shit IMO
TheLordOfGiraffes
I am a huge classic Disney fan and while some of the old stuff is really entertaining. I wouldn’t say any of it is better than Coco
kirbfucius
Classic Disney is some of the most trite, cliché stuff around even for its time. It's good enough for what it is, but doesn't make it good.
poweroverwhelming
Yeeeaahhhh..... The cliche's come from them being the classics which everyone copies