For Best Friend

Jan 30, 2018 2:05 PM

virgocluster

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For best friend

Rosabelle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good advice on secret word - husband and I just agreed ours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post should have ended with a fake heartfelt story.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- Avenge me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about hide/throw out my sex toys!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have one of these

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell my internet friends I love them.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Mail the things my internet friends would love to them. We met over a common interest and I'll be damned if they don't get my stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that would be pretty much my case haha

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

saaaaame

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather have my PC destroyed altogether. I don't want my best friend to know my browser history either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always will...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AVENGE ME!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

À Tout Le Monde

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Delete my browser history" is the least funny joke... Literally NO ONE instantly goes searching for smut in anyones browser history.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not open pandora's box under the bed. Just take it straight to the garbage. No one wants to see it, or is gonna want what is inside.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes ... sometimes you don’t say good bye once. You say goodbye over and over and over again..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And #backupkeys so family can access cryptocurrency

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These would be hilarious if I had a best friend

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I married mine :D No one else gives a shit about us though.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Best friend of Doug who recently died. He told me me that he never really liked you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'll be your best friend, now please send me your password.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let's do a friendship. So long as I don't have to move very much. At all. So long as I don't have to move at all.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don't have anyone to give such a card to.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tf do I care about my browser history after I'm dead?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Clear my internet history" thats what incognito mode is for

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I save the really good stuff so I don't forget and have to look for it all over so Imma need someone to shred and then torch my harddrive.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm having someone dump an electromegnet into the ashes of my computer, just in case

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is an older generations bane (mine). Before the invention of incognito, shit got scary, yo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here, "oh whats that mum? You want to go to www.puppies.com? Oh right, 2 secs"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Two drink minimum at my funeral. Get lit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the secret word?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's closed casket, I want something put inside to knock on the outside.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

remote control knocker. and the remote is given to your friend to press at the memorial service

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have it knock randomly at first, then have it form into a beat, then the bluetooth speaker starts playing the full song.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was expecting the words "full song" to be "muffled screams".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

- Please delete the entire directory at C:\Private\DontLook\TotallyNotWeirdPorn\

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want anyone to remember me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Now I need a friend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember me, though I have to say goodbye.

8 years ago | Likes 783 Dislikes 3

jesus christ, who's she related to, the kid or the orange he's holding?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 15

Remember me, when you hear a sad guitar.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No! I’m not supposed to have emotions!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, right in the feels. Take your goddamn up vote.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember me, don’t let it make you cry.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this song starts in my head on every login screen where there's a "remember me?" option

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"goodbyes are temporary...because no one ever really leaves, and nothing lasts forever..." -Amy Poehler

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

A tout le monde A tous mes amis Je vous aime Je dois partir

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are the last words, i’ll ever speak...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a great movie

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

What film?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Looks like Coco

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I definitely didn't cry like a bitch at the end of CoCo. Not at all. Didn't cry a single fucking tear. I swear.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't do that to me

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I've never cried so much to a Disney movie much too good for words if you guys haven't seen Coco, just go watch it

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Definitely. This was one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen... seriously

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My opinion has been that WALL-E is the best Pixar movie for ten years since it first came out... until I saw Coco the other weekend.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? I’m a hugeee animated movie fan and the animation looked great from the trailers but the plot just wasn’t calling me. I will have

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s amazing. Best animated movie ever? Definitely right up there. Almost too much to handle of you recently lost a loved one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To check it out now!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about UP ?

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Up is an absolute masterpiece. It's my 3rd favourite (2nd WALL-E, 1st Coco) Pixar movie, but WALL-E and Coco hit all the right notes for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coco is better. Nothing against UP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was enjoying it until the last one damn you Disney and your coco movie

8 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 4

Question is CoCo good?

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I liked it

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's good. Well written, family friendly, a good old feel good movie.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was easily the best movie of 2017, maybe the best since mad max or inception

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's alright. I thought it was a little plain/had some lazy writing in spots but it had redeeming traits. I did enjoy it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not good. Great

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also i hope your username is gunther from adventure time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

it's fantastic. it is capable of making the manliest of men cry.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind sir

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best Disney movie I've ever seen

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s sad, you need to watch some classic Disney

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 22

Classic Disney is kinda shit IMO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I am a huge classic Disney fan and while some of the old stuff is really entertaining. I wouldn’t say any of it is better than Coco

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Classic Disney is some of the most trite, cliché stuff around even for its time. It's good enough for what it is, but doesn't make it good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeeeaahhhh..... The cliche's come from them being the classics which everyone copies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0