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May 5, 2016 12:39 AM
AOLfreetrial1000hours
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rchecka
"Psst! Pass this!" [Do you like me? Circle yes or no. P.S. I like your Ms PacmanTrapper Keeper]
derpychap
Shame that I don't have any friends to try them out on.
FrozenCandle
I feel like starting an argument with someone just so I can issue them a Grant of Forgiveness later on.
DaMinah1337
Favorgeted, because I wanna believe it could be useful, but I know deep inside it won't. :(
totallynotjustin
And initial here if you decline anal
screamingshits
what about fisting? i don't see that listed.
Jusmar
That's under the A-55E-5 Form, you'll need to get that.
mthrndr01
I used one of these once.
Nickyng
How did that turn out for ya buddy?
mthrndr01
It was ok.
PhaserRave
I love mad libs!
McBook
I consider OP to be a penis human being
Halfblod
You paint with words~
mmaatt8
PENIS!
finstad4
Dr. Penis
NinjaCid
Well, how about that. Noice!
BusaIAm
I would actually need to be given one to get a hint...but then again it would still go over my head that a woman is actually interested.
Beerandbowties
http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/
optisomnia
Consent contracts are real. Very sad.
Arr0gantExp3rt7
You PC bro? Got your permission slipped signed?
SlickTheSlipperySalamander
In the U.S. Military if anyone was wondering.
MaggGyver
Can you explain? I don't know a whole lot about military life.
me109K
Just this year alone January-may I have had to sit five Rape prevention /sexual harassment lectures
spiderqueendemon
Beats the alternative. And lord knows the kink, BDSM & D/s community's had that sort of thing for simply ages. It can be done well, I think.
Jusmar
Though I kinda get that. It helps to make sure everyone knows what everyone is cool with and agreed to do. Contracts for vanilla is dumb.
spiderqueendemon
The nice thing about writing a contract is that it leads to discussion and consideration. Lots of vanillas 'find their swirl' at that point.
Eogos
Sadly because of stupid shit and what not, sometimes that might save a dude's ass
spiderqueendemon
I would posit that everyone has SOMETHING a little unusual, and as Dan Savage says, it's best to lay one's kink cards on the table.
remjob
Who on earth would actually give this to someone. Don't forget to remove your fedora as you prep your fountain pen prior to signing.
spiderqueendemon
The sort of person who enjoys fonts and how old books smell. This is where baby steampunks and hipster dog strollers come from.
me109K
Its a joke I don't think people actually take these seriously.
Jusmar
Not these. But fuck, seeing how college is these days I'd take a plain one. One night stand's regret might get you expelled.
remjob
That's why I secretly film all of my sexual encounters to prove that they were all consensual.
magisch
Jokes aside, that can be a felony and get you expelled.
remjob
Lol