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Sep 6, 2017 11:25 AM
Supernova999
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nottoworry
Panda Express?
Project128
Nailed a redo of the post I saw yesterday. Nothing original.
tipsbandana
0_o
m3d14n
Doesn't matter which city/which restaurant; they all have the same menu. Doesn't matter how much/what you order; be ready in 5 10 minute.
partylad619
Ah yes welcome to shitty wok
SaffronTeabagPierogi
CtPaTown. Welcome home.
Sourowlsheet
Apparently you have never heard of the Cathay inn
62749287hsjeorbwysb
How does no one remember Mr Chaus? https://youtu.be/9IZGk_sRF50
ThisIsLiterallySatan
Now I want Chinese food....go fuck yourself
jsnforce
How would they advertise? "Come eat fried shit with sugar sauce that Chinese people never actually eat."
meganical
Does Panda Express count?
VulpineEmpress
*Shitty Waa!
kcgoalie31
Koolaid4life
russrob84
Why spend money on advertising when you know the round-eye's come anyway!
3blindmicestolemycar
I don't know... Crotch and Wok had a good commercial.
CaptainImpaler31
I seen plenty. It's call city wok
Wussgoodbruh
I don't know if this counts but I've seen the City Wok commercial in an episode of South Park... that's about it
likkura
The Mandarin advertises all the time.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Why Do People Write Like This?
GIMMEAMINALSRIGHTMEOW
Becuz Their/There (But Not They're) Uneducated
entropyk
Well, I Don't Really Know, But It Looks Kind Of Dumb, Doesn't It? It's not ALL CAPS, but is still jarring to look at, isn't it?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Commercials would be pointless. People just try the 3 or 4 closest ones and go with the one they like best.
lumo93
What if that's a direct result of not having commercials?
storebrandproductmascot
And they're pretty much all serving the same exact food from the same one or two huge vendors.
itsrendering
https://imgur.com/reQUaDR
IMadeAnAccountJustfrThis
Mandarin restaurant in Canada
Peppersworth
But I've never needed to see a Chinese commercial in order to know I want Chinese.
ManicMDMechanic
It sells itself.
myweaknessisstrong
Now get out there...and sell it!
rabidporcupines
Actually yeah....I've never even seen ones for some of the big chains like Panda Express. Wtf?
zucchino
I've seen Panda Express commercials and I go out of my way to avoid advertising whenever possible. Where you been?
HoneyBadgerM400Edit
I wouldnt say i recommend watching more cable TV but panda, pick up stix, pei wei, and PF Changs all have commercials.
HoneyBadgerM400Edit
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Andalite
Fuck now I want Panda Express
poochyena
Why? Its literally the worst asian food. Maybe its just what I order, chicken fried rice, but it was awful both times I went.
AnxiouslySarcastic
Pei Wei
eelero
I've wanted Panda Express ever since I randomly became allergic to sesame at the age of 20. :(
Joseph123456
MSG is your friend
Janusha
Also never seen advertisement for heroin. Some stuff sells itself.
FINNSTAR7
Meh, close enough:
supersaiyanfirefighter
Thats Mongolian you uncultured swine!!!!
tommyfever
Two problems: No, and HuHot sucks.
AvaMarie
Mmm... HuHot!
HungLikeTheVirginMary
Shout out to the oneplus users!
iamthecolin
Look at that sweet battery juice left.
FisterMantastic
Meta af.
Eldibs
God I love their teriyaki sauce.
BETHEFIRST
Hahaha
usernamepolice
Wow what are the odds?
ChaosResolution
Considering the ads are relevant to the post, pretty good!
usernamepolice
Lol but i had a car ad. Good point tho
meganical
That's a good restaurant
JacksRedDog
After your digestive system builds a tolerance so you don't explode 4 hrs later.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I liked flat top grill better
Insomnia297
I bet you fucking do
Ceemcgee27
I thought that was mongolian!
TheeBarfDog
U meant mongorian correct?
notleftshark
Res
Dolenmorgul
Most restaurants only advertise locally if at all
iliketotravelandstuff
yes. And nobody has ever seen one. Thats what the post is about.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Yeah, there's probably no Chinese restaurants near this guy
polopoolboy
I get at least five flyers in the mail with coupons for local places each month.
vanella
Still haven't ever seen one either
vanella
on TV I mean
OhhHaiMark
Id say most can't afford tv adverts. If you really want Chinese... you make sure to find the closest near you on your own. Cuz Chinese ????
NerdN1
Unless they are a massive chain restaurant, of course.
ltsDizzyD
Except Applebees, and chilli's. I see those all the time.
GreenFox
Don't forget Olive Garden, Golden Corral (haven't seen that in a while,but still).
ATalkingMushroom
GOLDEN CORRAAAAAL I LOVE THAT PLACE HOLY FUCK ITW AWEOSME JCI LXOVS BDI SNDOOOOOOIOIIOO MUCH
WallyMLG
National chain stores, not local restaurants, can afford ads. Food service margins are pitiful.
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BubbleGumNoel
i wish you had links but they probably wouldn't have any online :( are they funny too or just informative ? :) I'm super curious 2day xD
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BubbleGumNoel
neat ^.^
bearplaybass
And Panda Express, unless they stopped making commercial too.
Nuggzs
They are to Chinese food as Taco Bell is to Mexican food
Nuggzs
That's not to say that I wouldn't eat there... it's still delicious...
AVeryHappyDoggo
Taco Bell is utter garbage. I'd burn down that place but I don't want jail time
justwannarunaway
Panda Express is not Chinese food..... I am Chinese my self not only me, all my friends think Panda Express taste disgusting
bearplaybass
Nope. They're not. I would rather support a small Chinese take-out than Panda Express. Also, P.F. Chang's...don't get me started.. >.>
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
We know it's not, but it's still tasty. I'm making watercress soup and jiaozi right now.
Snuffdigit
+1 I'm white, and I'll support that panda express is dogshit. Go find a nice hole in the wall with some actual Asians to make your food.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
They don't exist in a lot of places. I have to travel almost 90 min to Chinatown to get authentic cuisine.
Snuffdigit
There should be some type of government outreach program for people like you. I'm sure Trump with defund / dismantle it however. Tragedy!
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Unless it's fast food, most restaurants don't have commercials. Mystery solved
nonepizzawithleftbeeef
What about pandas express??
Mairoa
Local restaurants in my area often have commercials, but never, ever Chinese/Asian ones.
AngelicOrb
I've seen Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Chilli's aaaaand that's about it.
Jimthebutler
Outback longhorn roadhouse applebees chilis bjs there ya go
DeleteriousDuck
FALSE! What about buffets? Home town Golden Coral. Or places like dennys or IHOP. Applebees. CiCis. Pizzza places. Hmmm...
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I feel like no one knows what the word "most" means
DeleteriousDuck
Pretty sure chains make up most restaurants.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Not even close I'd wager
kissmyash
Red robin, texas rhoadhouse, olive garden, etc
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Olive Garden and such advertise. Not that they need it.
Snooj
TIL Olive Garden is fast food.
WilliamKeith
The industry's technical name for the segment is "fast casual."
bpetersen
I think he meant to say franchised instead of fast food
SarcasticComment
it's "fast casual", they take a lot of shortcuts in the kitchen but at least the veggies are fresh
Mastahkeef
They pretty much are. Nothing is made fresh there. It's all pre packaged and frozen
Diddykongkey
Their Alfredo takes home the gold in the 9 meter dash. That's for certain
Snooj
My wife and I once lived out our fantasy of going there and getting nothing but multiple sides of Alfredo and free breadsticks. No regrets.
Diddykongkey
In high school 4 friends and I smoked a ton of weed and went there for endless soup, salad, and breadsticks. That poor waitress....
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"MOST"
Sprinx
Fast food with WINE. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE?
FireBreathingStockBroker
*a chain* ihop, outback, fridays, applebees, olive garden, etc are not fast food
AdmJota
Sure, they probably should have said "unless it's a chain" rather than "unless it's fast food". But the point still stands.
FireBreathingStockBroker
Yes they should have said that. Because what they said was incorrect, because it is a totally different meaning.
RepresentativeOfNorway
I love chains! Especially the hardened tool steel ones!
SkeletonRecruiter
It's fast food in a sit-down. That shit ain't real food!
FireBreathingStockBroker
The speed at which it is served was the descriptor, not the quality.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I said most
heethin
If you aren't perfectly precise, folks hunt fake internet points by peeing on your Wheaties and picking the fly shit out of your pepper.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Yeah this place is ruthless
pleasenopicturesimnaked
That's like all of them all Landry and Darden chains unless they are a single mom and pop shop they have commercial.
boobityboobityboobity
Technically all chinese restaurants are mom and pop shops...
pleasenopicturesimnaked
Not here in S.A. China Harbor is legit