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And ill do it again
(originally posted by @spaceboyardee on 2023-08-19 00:33:37)
Aug 18, 2024 3:15 AM
ThisTimeLastYear
46710
979
16
And ill do it again
(originally posted by @spaceboyardee on 2023-08-19 00:33:37)
YoungHeathen
I watched a dog park full of dogs which included a Great Dane, malimute, Rottie, several pitties, Doberman, and two boxers, all turn to watch a chihuahua enter.
That tiny dog walked in and instantly every other dog started following it, just totally ‘oh hi you’re the boss, ok’
It was astonishing.
heteroscedastic
Fleeing is the only choice not on the menu.
OliverOtter
A little nerdy guy runs into a bar and asks, "Oh god, who owned the big pitbull outside? My chihuahua just killed him!" A big biker says, "It's my pitbull, but you have to mean he just killed your chihuahua." "No," says the guy, "my chihuahua lodged in his throat and suffocated him before I could get her out!"
TeamSpicyTacos
I had a dog that tried to start a fight with an actual wolf this guy found as a pup. He kept it on a metal chain. I have never seen such a large, smart, confident, aware animal as that. Wolf owner had to wrap the chain around his own waist for leverage to pull him away. I almost wanted to see how long (or short) my stupid dog would have lasted in a battle with it's ancestral wild self
StephenDaniels
Bob Odenkirk turned himself into Kevin Costner. This might be related.
bekindtoanimals
Well, tbh he IS scary 😱 l
crossingdynasty
He kooks pretty good, considering. Did he win?
busterfixxitt
Reminds me of Klingons being introduced to Terrier dogs.
Ricdesan
The unreasonable Huahua force is STRONG with this one.
tallyhoho
I'll be honest these little guys scare the crap out of me but love me some big ol woofers
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
I got bit twice, and there were both little dogs
Babomonkey
Having had both a chihuahua and a great dane I'm gonna say the little dog probably won the fight.
shivernsnake
My Jack Russell is all "hold my beer!!"
Fabulously
They have the souls of 10,000 Viking warriors
LiterallyAWizard
"Don't hold me back next time, Linda"
KlobberSaurus
Little dog bodies can mean HUGE dog feels.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
My 8 lb doxie is convinced she’s the biggest dog in the yard. Tiny little legs
Carl99
Awww, sweet pups you got there. For anyone wondering, check his post history, photos in there of the silly goober.
Lampmonster
My chihuahua is the sweetest dog I've ever owned. Never barks, never nips, everyone loves her. But, when a fifty pound dog was picking on her big brother, who is also five times her size, she went charging into battle like Don Quixote. Only time I've ever seen her get aggressive but she was fearless.
MzDoomsayer
I have a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix, I have to hold him back every time we pass another dog. He will throw himself at them trying to fight them.
Roguishpotato
DontTazeMeBrah
DeadeicPrints
Meh, I like them.
BautaStein
Our Chihuahua/Rattler mix regularly has a go on the neighbors Leonberger for the audacity of using the same stairwell. In the past he aborted when his neck reached an 80 degree angle because he had to look so much upward while sprinting at him. He however found a workaround by jumping into battle recently and now has to be in airprison while both dogs are around. The leonberger is mostly barking in confusion, making the air vibrate
AGRIADR2
Ride him like a Sand Worm.
kaijuuGold
bitch better have my $$$$ -lil pup
Voric13
Old boxing saying:” it’s not the size of the man in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the man that counts.”
rhitard
harthram
Moon Moon chihuahua?
jursamaj
Yeah, I'd like to see *that* family tree…
Enavalsom
Bigger dogs are terrified of tiny yappers.
LupusLilium
Because they know it won't kill them, but it will inflict annoying injuries the whole time the shaking furball is in a berserk state.
Seanspeed
Animals dont tend to react well to angry, aggressive animals in general, regardless of size. lol Some squirrel comes flying at you like it's gonna bite you, of course you're gonna freak out a bit. Shit, humans will act terrified of freaking BEES. lol It's not that we dont know we're physically superior and could kill them easily, it's that the antagonism is very much a one way thing, and we aren't looking for a fight for no reason.
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
Great Dane was probably freaked the fuck out.
dohcohv
"WTF does this angry rat want?"- Great dane
buttcreambandit
Absolutely. He was probably so fucking confused
ChazzK
"Oh, hey, the little puppy wants to play fight, ha this is funny, 'oh noo, ahhh, so scared' okay no tha-- stop it tha--" *STEPS ON* "That's enough."
jesseCandyBaroness
Right? I have never met a “brave” Great Dane… several of the ones I grew up with would charge barking at anyone who visited but would immediately turn tail and run and hide if the person barked once in reply. The rest were more along the lines of “hiding” behind you when anything new, loud, or different happened. Hearts of gold, but big babies.
drunkmastered
Only way the great dane loses is if he chokes on him.
PredisposedParanoia
Yes, but have you met a Dane? They're big babies, my parents have 2 Danes and a beagle, take a guess which one runs the house lol.
mikeatike
Find out what happens if you threaten their owners, tho.
I got attacked by a Doberman as a kid, and my Great Dane knocked the sliding glass door off its track to break out of the house to come out and save me.
SuperUse
Wow this is insulting to the danish people.
SteveTheEgg
Danish aren't people, they're sweet pastry stuffed with fruit or cheese.
TakeAChillPill16
OP said they were great, what more do you want?
GravyEducation
There's something rotten in that country anyway
DontTazeMeBrah
Its just a small Hamlet.