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Pinup Tax - Artist: Robert Skemp
Carefully Curated Crap, Vols. 1-47 https://imgur.com/a/uDUzG
Vraengar
#4 Expecto Patronum
Hendlton
#9 I saw Game of Thrones and for some reason my body decided that was my default smile for like a year.
Patrickt333
#19 confirmed
Hutchy01
#12 the last 60 years really haven't been kind to Phillip.
MemeMuseumCurator
But she's aged pretty well, I think.
ShepardSR2
#6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
saairj
#2 is that not a vagina with teeth on the sign behind the main guy? asking for a friend...
KatoGodPrime
who is the actor in the top picture on #9 ?
dischordantlyyours
The position of that girl on the ladder is wildly absurd. Think of the peaches, woman!
Squaroar
OSHA would lose their shit.
trigonman3
If you x-ray the painting, she's standing on the floor changing a light bulb.
angrylatte5
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
ImOneOfTheVoicesInYourHead
peaches come from a can
phoenixgrinder
background checks for women's rights though
KurtHamster
What movie is the casting experiment one from?
Sprinkleton
Puss in Boots
TheCarolingian
Braveheart
MemeMuseumCurator
Highlander
SadEyedLadyoftheLowlands
I tried to explain highlander to my new BF's family but couldn't stop laughing... it was a great first impression I'm sure.
Anakinstasia
Shrek.
notaballoon
Zardoz
Insomnia297
'Zard of Oz
howmanyprofilesarenamedEric
Can we just take a second and admire the perfection of #14?
TheAccursedHamster
I feel like that reindeer is about to fire the giga cannon at me.
funksoulbrother
and i feel like that's a death sentence for reindeer when it's full moon or smth
Ramajam
I found it in usersub
Arkleseizure
Could anyone explain #6? The one with the house on a bridge. For a friend of mine...
Squaroar
Those tornados in Kansas are a bitch.
MemeMuseumCurator
I think they're moving the house on the back of a truck
Arkleseizure
Thanks!
DarthTasty
#20 is me for sure
MemeMuseumCurator
me too, except maybe the cute part
DarthTasty
I'd like to think the cute part is me also, but not sure, people would have to look at my profile and tell me if so
LurkerOfDarkness
#11 Not sure US isn't a sitcom, and they just forgot to tell the rest of the world...
Hutchy01
Can we get it cancelled halfway through season one?
trigonman3
Self-cancellation is in progress. Await further developments.
LurkerOfDarkness
I don't think so, it's more likely there'll just be a shuffle amongst characters, again. But I think this show wil run at least it's 4 years
Hutchy01
I'm looking forward to Stan Lee's inevitable cameo.
MotherSekmet
89 times a year? like..are these single people? or couples?..
LalaButtmarket
Sex georg
Pinkwhistle
I got a lot of catching up to do!
ellseeawesomesauce
Well, it usually takes 2...
DynamicSporadic
Average is not the same as Median. There are probably more people below the average than above it. That's what makes it a compelling stat.
Mikeupvotes
Single people have sex 356 times a year. Married people have it 4 times a year. 356 divided by 4 is 89. Or some shit like that. I'm high.
KurtHamster
Average.. I guess it's both then..
rusrsdude
So this counts pornstars and babies too..???
KurtHamster
With no additional info, it should.
EnoughlyTannedEnough
7.4 times/month, 1.7 times/week, 0,25 times/day, 0.010 times/hour, 0.00017 times/minute. I like stats, guess it's time to get laid.
balencedrago
I try to keep the world average high. Ill try harder, maybe double that average by next week
MotherSekmet
Jesus only one fuck a week? id be dying. me and my S.O fuck twice a day somtimes atleast once every day or every other day..
NivalisAngelus
You're the one bringing that average up and making the rest of us feel bad. You bastard.
julgran
True.
soejmud
I think people that like stats don~t make them.
mastikator
Oh you'd think so wouldn't you? I happen to like stats and you're right.
PanicAtTheCostco
I'll be honest, when I moved out for a year, I probably had sex 150 times with like 4 different girls. Then moved back home and I've had
PanicAtTheCostco
Sex once... in the last 450 days... about. Life's complicated.
canyouthriveat35
Moved back home like back with parents or wife and kids?
PanicAtTheCostco
Parents lol. I'm 24. Probably won't have a wife and kids for some time. Maybe when I move out (again) my luck will turn around (again).
prinstusind
#17 is that Christian Bale?
MemeMuseumCurator
yes
thammm
Malcomfox
Yes - he’s a kid in “Empire of the Sun” and I highly recommend the movie - directed by Stephen Spielberg, has John Malcovich in it.
LurkerOfDarkness
Are there anyone who has not seen this movie?
trigonman3
Plenty.
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
ya
deadonmyfeet
Me. Is it decent?
LurkerOfDarkness
Way better than decent.