CeleryMan7
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Aug 28, 2021 4:56 PM
CeleryMan7
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DrSanchezChristianAbortionClinic
Killer Joe happened to this man..Things lost, but return gives the ability to Oscar. Bravo to perfecting a craft and stepping from Typecast
woozle
Mmmmm337
It's called Beaker chic.
thisiscatman
He's slowly becoming Michael Caine.
BigTex1
Shit. We look like shit.
yallmfsneedjesus
If he dropped into a zoom meeting with the docs I work with, not a single one would have a clue who he was and be cery angry at the disrupt
bigdog838
canyoulendmeajaroflove
He never fully recovered after Dallas buyers club imo
SnapKylePop
Give him a break. He's preparing for a role where he gives a shit what you think about how he looks on a Zoom call.
MagicOrpheus310
Narrator voice: but things were not alright alright alright...
Aleshio98
He honestly looks more human than anything
shinagami091
There’s a thing called Hollywood Magic for a reason. Hair makeup lighting quality camera that’s not a web cam do wonders
IVoted4Pedro
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Gryffindorky
Looks like he forgot he was making an appearance until the last minute and doesn't actually want to be there
charondaboatman
Well, get me a hair stylist and and a makeup professional and I’d look just fine, too. Without all that, I look tired and old, too. He’s 51.
TheDaharMaster
I’m his age. Cool.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
Not to mention a 75mm lense. Wide angle makes some people look good and others horrible. Angling of the camera works wonders too.
xRaySeaHorsey
PL llll
rmmmm
Actors without makeup
CraftyGiant
Put the camera higher up and tilted down at you.get some kind of gentle lighting from the side not harsh white and not directly above.
Jupiterseyes
How did zoom take over Skype?
redgiantcreative
"True Detective" is quite possibly the greatest detective/cop drama show in the history of detective/cop drama shows.
Sonicschilidogs
I mean..... I still think he looks good? He's not anywhere near the slob mess of a man I am on zoom calls
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
...almost looks like he had a stroke on his alright alright alright.
Neednoggle
Just one? Those are rookie numbers
sandraleer
He looks like a normal guy. Not bad at all.
Holinyx05
Well, he IS going to be 52 this year.
albalass
It’s alright. I’ve known how awful I’ve looked for years. I don’t need Zoom to remind me of that.
cattlegrazer82
My favorite part about zoom meetings is comparing how people actually look to the picture that pops up when they turn the camera off.
SkittlesPower
I am this comment
HypnoJack
You need Zoom to announce it to other people.
albalass
Why would I want to put that suffering onto others though?
HypnoJack
Everybody needs a hobby.
albalass
Weird hobby.
hofbrauhauss
Y’all wanna see snoop dogg in a zoom??
vandom
Focal length is altered by the type of lens used. Also, bad lighting, bad angle, camera distance from the subject, etc.
SpaceHaggis
Not alright alright alright
DigbeeSandpants
Be a lot cooler if I did….
BernieSandersMittens
@ExtraUpvote this guy right here
ireplywithtwinpeaks
Haggis is absolutely one of the very worst-of-the-worst trolls on here tho. Complete whankpot.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Makeup does wonders
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
The man is 51 yrs old. Give him a break.
Soufange
He looks like that hot scholarly dad you see at the park and think "...maybe being a sugar baby isn't regrettable?"
SUREEMANN
Have you seen JLO though?
historycup
Isn’t 51 the new 31?
IllBeOverAt5
No no... it's the other way. I'm 34 and I definitely feel 54
jewnoguat
That’s only for us poor folks.
wossie
Look at Trump, orange 'n white @ 7X?
maydai110
Maybe just in general don't make fun of peoples' physical appearances and instead make fun of their grammatical mistakes in comments?
Hashbrown123
He keeps getting older, and they stay the same age.