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Jan 15, 2016 5:45 PM
missmurphay
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tripozornike
Should we even be eating pigs?
yourmomsworstfriend
Huzzah, for QI!
Claxonclaxonclax
TIL I'm a male lion
fluggnugget
Dogs still wag their tail when they're sad?
TchallaVII
yea news to me. and how do i know which way he's wagging it?
NinjaonHiatus
Cough sweets. LMAO
flatdeer
"cough sweets"
SuperNintendoChalrmers
That elephant looks so sad
gargantuanspork
I too frequently put my headphones up my butt. Thank god it's totally normal.
TheReaper95
Well, suddenly Nesquik cereal makes a lot more sense.....
CazyDoggieLady
LemonG34R
Anyone else think of something other than an ear?
IAmCodyProbably
should be listening to "Good Vibrations" instead.
araliagg2
Found the relatable comment I was looking for.
thisusernamewilluhhfindaway
Polar Bars got Riverdance on lockdown
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
What if my dog wags his tail left and right, a circle to the left, a circle to the right, and then all over aimlessly?
BrontTheGoodBoy
"It's a code," replied Nicolas Cage.
WankingAnonymous
"Elephants can't jump" well no shit they weigh like 12000 pounds
WearitLikeArmor
I feel like those 4 bear cubs are all famous bears, but only recognize Winnie the Pooh.
silentsam2325
I don't recognize the white one but the other two are Paddington and Yogi
PoliceChiefUnicorn
Could be Rupert Bear? All nekkid and stroking his scarf...
ZeOberon
So Wombats LITERALLY shit bricks all the time? :D
Jayhawk92
Cubes, not bricks
AliBarber
Figuratively
BlazeDragon777
Supposedly
AliBarber
Nah they really do lol
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
Apparently
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
For all intents and purposes
Wombatfisher
Eucalyptus. Baby koalas smell like eucalyptus. Because that's what they fucking eat. (Eucalyptus is a main ingredient in "cough sweets.")
plainwhitesarah
Thank you!
freshmanatee
Doesn't make it wrong...
Wombatfisher
Just poorly worded.
PoliceChiefUnicorn
Adult koalas also smell like eucalyptus.
Wombatfisher
And if you chew on them, it soothes a cough.
turdferguson2
Fun fact: newborn koalas can't eat eucalyptus on their own. They need to eat their momma's poo to get the necessary digestive enzymes.
Wombatfisher
Cough drops should be called "Koala drops."
edwardfog
DiddlerOnTheRoof
Primus Sucks!
Dragondick69
That's the best gif I've seen all day
Shannerwren
The whole animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK27aknWVI4
HobbitHouse
solved!
GanethLeydotArt
If rabbits eat 80% of droppings then they shit a LOT; my yard was always covered when I had two pet rabbits.
TotesMaGoats
My dog can't get enough of them. Goes wild for rabbit droppings.
GanethLeydotArt
So they're a doggie delicacy; good to know! XD
SanFranciscoKnights
That's not technically true. Rabbits are very closely related to cows, but instead of having multiple stomach and chewing their cud 1/3
SanFranciscoKnights
They first poop out something called cecal pellets, which are re-eaten and re-digested. Only after the second time through their system 2/3
SanFranciscoKnights
Is it technically fecal matter. (Cecal pellets are those dry clumpy spheres. Fecal pellets are slimy brown discs that smell HORRIBLE.)
ghostlight
Good explanation but the pellets are backward - cecal are the slimy smelly ones.
pentameter
As an American, I'm going to start using the term "cough sweets" to make people confused
UggdrasilTheShoeTree
Gooooooooooooooooooooooood evening good evening good evening good evening good evening and welcome to QI
maleficia
Gonna miss him. :( Looking forward to Toksvig?
CaptainSheepledinohunter
That last one..manatee is catfishing
Valharroth
Isn't catfishing when you pretend to be more attractive? That manatee looks pretty comfortable in it's own speck.
hummanah
Fuxk. Mante tayo is going to fall for her isn't he
ChristopherHudson1
That last one: himym
elandriel
All I could see was Marshall in a manatee suit with a bikini and a wig...
Arrkhal
Manatee, sweet manatee, your mustache bristles tickle me in places no one ever sees, my soft and loving manatee.
BrontTheGoodBoy
There's only one manatee song I know, and it does NOT go like that.
DruidRaccoon
You have to be REALLY horny to do that!
Brodiesan
Pól Ó Bair.
5NoteHalf
Nice!
icameinlikeafeckingball
*Béir
Magpiebones
That dog one isn't right. While dogs wag their tail when nervous/unsure/etc there's no clear direction and it varies between individuals.
damagz
After I read this, I noticed when he's happy on a walk it tends to stay on the right side more
Kat1898
My dogs tail was cropped lol. Silly dog
RalphysMom
Mine has a tail like a helicopter.
Pookie55
Same here. Especially when you call him.
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Ostrich one is wrong too
tatercake
Yeah and when my dog gets excited his tail wags literally everywhere like a spaz. No left or right
MortyMorbid
The helicopter tail? Mine does that.
IFuckingLoveOtters
Most just wag them all over the place
farwall
How can polar bears be descended from a SINGLE ancestor?
AnnaNimitee
Tee hee...dandy lion
fluxbiota
pigs can play videogames, eh? that's interesting. I'm off to do more research.
BadgerofWar
I'm not sure about the video games thing but pigs are a lot smarter than people give them credit for.
wintercoat
Going to go see if you can play video games, eh?
fluxbiota
Yup
WumpleyRabbit
Boom! Roasted.
GeorgeSenior
The ostrich one confuses me: we have the same bones, just different bone lengths: http://imgur.com/9MAbZZi
CBear522
I was just about to post a comment about how that one pisses me off because it is so wrong.
Cloudpie
So was I
DARfuckinROCKS
Why is poop rolling away a problem?
BlameMeIVotedForKang
Maybe as they are digging in burrows? So it doesn't roll in. Their pouches are backwards too to stop dirt getting in during digging
Elonth
they use it to mark their territory, i believe if i'm not mistaken they also use it to help build their holes.
Azyrre
They live on hills and they use poop to mark their territory. If it was round it would roll down hill.
TheLaserRaptor
So those damn dungbeetles don't steal their poop.
ShamusArang
It's just a problem man
PetrificusTotalus
Because poop is a precious commodity that needs to be savoured and cherished.
erischilde
You ever watch the Gamerpoop Skyrim videos?
PlatonicOrgy
I've been saying that for years
edub1223
Fuck. Just flushed the toilet.
planetgold
Just ask the rabbit.
deodorantinmybutt
Are you a dog?
TheOldNewSlowFast
Couldn't agree more. I've been saving mine for years now. It makes for great conversation pieces. Just leave some out and see.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Someone's been playing a little too much Ark.
Lastshadow94
Shit is love, shit is life.
WalterMatthau
Cherish the drop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8RTZYmFK3M
AlcoholicAtaxia
When life gives you poop, make soup
Atribbs
Sounds made up. I think they just have square assholes.
arethereactuallyanyusernamesleft
It's not - the sit on the poop to squash it into a square- they also stack it.
Atribbs
So it's like minecraft for wombats? Ok that makes sense to me.
arethereactuallyanyusernamesleft
Pretty much!! I remember teachers on school excursions to the mountains getting so excited about finding a stack! :'D
HobbitHouse
http://www.ibtimes.com/wombat-poop-why-it-cubed-reason-australian-marsupials-square-droppings-1438518
3svh
I believe it's used to mark their territory
DARfuckinROCKS
Aah makes sense.
iKon2000
Build a wall
Madmacattack
Make it UUUUUUUGGGEEEE
NipplesInAJar
"When you see it you'll shit bricks" finally makes sense.
Merisiel
So Trump's border wall is truly a shitty idea.
SubtleUndercoverHufflepuff
You deserve
SubtleUndercoverHufflepuff
I hit enter too soon
ProfoundlyDanK
How do you even evolve for that to happen?
Noroelle
A whole species Must think "god i want a Square asshole" for generations
Krogdog
As the first of four elements, it is important.
hakunamatatas
I'm pretty sure they are called "cattle guards" but maybe I've been wrong my whole life.
Mandrew32183
Nope you're right. Will always be a guard.
thebitteresttears
Grids in Australia
bunnibon
I'm from Texas and my great grandfather has a longhorn ranch. We call them cattle guards.
Sleepies
I also thought they were called cattle guards. I felt stupid for a second.
mrpresident76
What do they do?
BlazeDragon777
Stop animals from going out of a un-gated property entrance
loulani
Definitely cattle guards in the US!
dbba
You are wrong, in Britain, which is where QI is from
hakunamatatas
Ah, well as a Texan that is always what we called them
AliBarber
Cattle stops in nz and Australia
alivicwil
Cattle grid here in NSW Aust.
AliBarber
Oh yeah. I'm in qld