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Our homemade plastic army man Halloween costumes
GF and I decided to be homemade army men for Halloween this year. Bazooka Girl and Telephone guy. Her bazooka was made out of simple sewer pipe, and my telephone was made from a recycled Clarisonic box I found in the trash. Here we are waiting on the train platform before we head into the city.
devinxmeow
You live in SF I see :p +1 OP you guys look great!
Thatgirlarlyn
I came back to make sure I upvoted you because I was scared that I forgot and this is awesome.
Shamorza
"Homemade" We know fucking well that you are not mass-produced on an industrial scale:))
IfOnlyICouldUseMyPowersForGood
*from scratch
ancientnorseman
But...what if they were?
ConstantlyWingingIt
still trying to determine if the subway or public is the best place to be with a fake rocket launcher and pistol, awesome costumes though!
raviool
I am surprised you didn't get shot by a cop for wielding that replica of a rocket launcher.
ldraptor
having a fake gun in a California Subway could end very badly...
PeanutBuddha
10/10 would melt with a magnifying glass or lighter.
Iwastetoomuchtimehere
BART!
MyUsernameMustBeRelaventSomehow
It's things like this that make me realize I have no creative talent.
ninmonkey
You made it here.
shipwreckedandcomatose
good news that the plastic army men finally allowed women to enlist
Derlino
The bazooka is the wrong way...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How did you not get arrested for having the gun?
britishracinggreen
Even cops feel sorry for the Telephone Guy I guess.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
How did you make everything look so... plasticy?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Probably shiny paint?
starrychloe
YOU TOOK A BAZOOKA, GRENADE, AND GUN INTO THE SUBWAY? Oh you would have had fun in New York.
Ademan
Hey, BART! Nice costumes by the way.
honeybadger314
Now do it in front of the White House... just to see what happens.
danvolodar
I love how you hold the bazooka the wrong way around.
shawsheen72
This is awesome!
UnlikelyMotivation
Anyone else see Helo and Sharron in the first pic... god I miss BSG
devinxmeow
I've been looking for a BSG comment :P +1 to you!
Ryvan
I'm re-watching it with my bf because he's never seen it. Soo good!
UnlikelyMotivation
I'm rewatching it right now too, I've got about 6 episodes left until I miss them all over again.
Ryvan
To be completely honest I've never seen the last 4 episodes. I kept making excuses about why I couldn't finish them- too much work etc
Ryvan
So my bf is going to watch them with me so that we can see it all the way through to the end.
Ryvan
I'm just hoping that what happened before won't happen again!
Shadist
And +1 for being awesome to your bf.
napsmear
Sarge Approved:
MERKJONES
I'm surprised BART police didn't merk you both
monstasaurous
I live in SF. I really hope I see you guys on Halloween. Or any time really.
theworldsmileswithme
That's damn good.
33unicorn
Pretty awesome
hezekiel
The bazooka should be other way around.
BornToRun
a "simple sewer pipe"?
TallDude
Yes, like sewage piping. PVC or similar tubing. A buck or two a foot. Any decent sized hardware store worth their guff will have it.
scuba7jb
I see a toilet flange, 3" pipe, a 3" X 2" long sweep elbow, and a 3" female thread clean-out cap on the back. (I remodeled my bathroom ;-) )
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
LOL - the toilet flange was the first thing I saw too. Amazing what you pick up remodeling your bathroom
MaybeeAB
yeah. because all the complicated sewer pipes were taken.
AceOfShovels
Probably ABS, cuz pvc isn't meant for sewage. ABS is black and usually comes in three or four inch diameter pipes.
Cheezlt
You have guns! How were you not arrested?
Corsair212
No one expects to get shot by green guns! They're green! They are saving the planet!
DaedalEVE
It's AMERICA fool!
ldraptor
Seeing how some are pointing out this is San Francisco, they should just be happy they aren't in an Oakland subway.
nicman
My girlfriend dressed up as Jennifer Lopez... If anyone gets that South Park reference..
Foucaultismyhomeboy
taco taco burrito burrrito taco taco
Justinpaulmorales
Hennifer Lopez.
biscuits0
My name is Yenifer López!
MrBoomstik
...Jennifer...
MrBoomstik
Seriously? This part of the reference is totally lost on everyone? FOR SHAME!!
GlassPhysics
*Henifer
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
Don't know why you got downvoted. This IS the correct pronunciation from the show.
dairyvet
Mitch Connor
SparkleCum
Lick my culo chika!
fuckdolphins
girlhand
cougar9001
Tee hee
MilitanttiTalitintti
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100415213945/southpark/images/6/6b/200_48.jpg
morbidmist
As pink once said "It's just you and your hand tonight."
ildi
You kind sir have made my shitty day into a spill of laughter. Thank you :)
nicman
=D
patthecat
Check...mate...
dirtymcginger
Baby lets make a run to the boarder... I got a hunger only taco can stop!
Luperion
I know exactly what I want to order, three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop!
SnugglesMcgee
don't thiink just cause you got a lotta money i giiiive you taco flavour kiiisseees hoooney
MichaelBuckyBradyMyers
You motherfkrs made my day!
thelittlestbear
I got taco flavoured kisses
Desiration
I hate it when a person's sense of humor/personality is derived from TV. No offense to you (I don't know you), just throwin' that out there.
MichaelBuckyBradyMyers
Bet my bottom dollar you're from Manassas
Satinsball
because fap
sesamharold
why you ask your gf to come out slutty??
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
It would be cooler if your friend would be that one god damn green man that always fell over
JewBear36
MEDIC!!!
Hendrixalh
a good soldier never leaves a man behind!
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
AlFlores7
How do you home make this?????????????
hotcakes4breakfast
LOL +1 for "home make"
sluthulhu
You green many much.
TacticalKitten
I'm sure that came after the party.
ItsAMaizeAndBlueThing
Perfect costume for third wheel friend.
nimd4
Instead of enjoying it, you just think that you'd do better. Good going, meh. They're awesome, imo!..;)
Feralkyn
Really? Imgur, you have no .gif of that particular army man piece falling over? For shame.
Mariondoe
You can probably expect it on the front page before this one is a day old
Swagapotimus
I couldn't get any of them to stand up for more than a second!
fr33nzyy
Which one do you mean?
SmokeyBBQ
The stupid fuck aiming at the ground?
cheeseborger
Came back to upvote.
MrFastZombie
The one holding his fucking gun in the air.
NezzFalls
I always thought that guy was leopard crawling. >_>
Comito
He's trying to keep his gun out of the water, EXCEPT THERE ISN'T ANY WATER.
quantacostacerveza
I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY!!!!
ElMexicutioner
You do know that guy was supposed to be the one shooting from a vantage point right?
quantacostacerveza
Well fuck me...... I´ve been hatin on that little fella all these years, and all the time he was suppose to have my back?
Void666
I never thought of that 0.o
BattlesTARDIStroyer
When I was a kid, I was so excited they actually made some like that so my men wouldn't look like idiots when they sniped from a tower.
Agisek
you were a special kid, weren't you?
takingoutthetrashatnight
Or that one guy holding two guns pointing them up into the air, as if he can't decide which one to use.
ninmonkey
Or ninja's attacking from above
tespeon
Ninja's what?
corneliusgansevoort
Mabye just the one ninja, and he's attacking from above?
ninmonkey
That's why he's aiming up.
SirAwesomeTheThird
But how did you move?!
DaKensta
When Andy's mom turned her back
ilovepinweels
How did they move ?! What about picture 6, looks like something has been fired out of the bazooka
WayLatetotheParty
Biker riding through the frame
babybirdhome
Nah, that was a real bazooka. Someone made fun of the way they were moving. :D
nimd4
Nice one, lolz; how many people took the question literally, hah! xD
Croaks
They have to cover where ever they're going with snow, so then they could snowboard down it.
NSAgent
A giant child would pick them up and place them on top of ant hills and stuff.
sexuallyarousedpriest
....Your username... I don't trust you...
Abso
*giant ant hills
CTomic
*gi ant ant hills
BaconGod31
*giant ass hills
JustCallMeBean
giant ass-hills*
gyngersnapp
They can only NOT move if someone is watching them. Quantum-locked.
BuskyChowChow
Ever see the video to Hardest Button to Button?
GeeEm
Remember how they moved in Toy Story? Like that.
KhaleesiKelly
That would be fucking hilarious to witness
PedanticYetEarnest
I just realized how funny it would be to paint a snowboard and bindings green and then dress like this going down a mountain.
CaptainDynamite
OP better deliver...
barelyretro
"Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle."
JustPraiseGaben
Yeah.
Eonymia
Ha ha. That song sucks.
Akdj
From Reddit, the bases are just painted carboard that they would carry with them.
Tardiswho1
Toy Story
boberan
have you never seen toystory? :P
KAMAchameleon
*hop hop hop*
hudson90210
Kinda like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvR6yxUVSw&noredirect=1
Theklondikebarking
God now I wanna watch toy story!
ImNachoGuy
Dammit... beat me to it
Captain0b1ivious
My same thought!
MyAlterEgoIsAVillain
my thought exactly..
hoorahforsnakes
ever seen toy story?
SirAwesomeTheThird
Too many times.
hoorahforsnakes
well just imagine they walk like the toy soldiers in that. they probably don't, but its more amusing to think they do
Iambikecurious
OP from Reddit, "It's just painted cardboard that we carry around."
BombThreatTheBand
Clever
blackpurity
Looks like one of those toilet seat putting greens without the hole in it.
vanillamellow
Pain in the ass.
chucknasty
I know San Francisco when I see it!
Kratospotatos
They were at Zeitgeist if you REALLY know SF (second to last pic). I wish I was there that night.
HueJanus
I love seeing pictures of subways/trains and looking for someone to identify the city just by that. Now if only someone would post Philly.
chucknasty
I ride the train to work everyday so I can spot it a mile away. You'll get yours one day!
Parallelepiped
Had a hunch, "SFO" airport sign in the first image confirmed it
jimichunga
Zeitgeist!
57x28mm
As someone who takes MUNI everywhere, THE EXPECTED ARRIVAL TIMES ARE NOT EXPECTED ARRIVAL TIMES.
funkyostrich7
The QuickMuni app has saved my skin a thousand times over. Best $0 I ever spent.
57x28mm
I have it too and it works great but I'm talking about the displays at the sheltered stops. They don't match up with QuckMuni.
orvillee
do guys remember when market st use to be closed during halloween? specifically the part on castro? it was off the heezy!!!
brownribbon
Where the hell did they get a handgun in San Francisco?
57x28mm
There's only one gun shop in SF called High Bridge Arms. That's probably a toy though.
brownribbon
Pretty sure Feinstein saw to it to ban toy guns in SF.
57x28mm
She saw to many things. Guess what's going to happen starting 2014? Universal gun registration in CA for both handguns and long guns.
brownribbon
Still not sure which is worse: CA or NY (where I live. For now.)