thekillertaco
48207
1991
58
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/khxfa
Mar 30, 2016 10:56 PM
thekillertaco
48207
1991
58
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/khxfa
AlmostScientist
fucking savage *cuts starburst with knife and fork*
Nibblerismyspiritanimal
You made my teeth hurt.
thecoldmage
Strawberry is the obvious answer.
MushroomFiend
I-I've never had a starburst before.
HotCheetoMuffin
Ummmmmmm.................WTF guys? It's PINK. Yes I said PINK flavored.
Calamitosity
DeanOMiite
I do this with reeses peanut butter cups. I regret nothing.
Caffinator
Imma start texting ladies very serious questions. I have to vet my options
torontorocker
You're really proud of this, eh?
LimeMime565
Cherry and Lemon
Angatita
Wait... I need to try this...
ixamxber
Just reading this makes my teeth hurt
freezing00k
HFW
pnero000
Well, those are skittles, but nice try
freezing00k
It's about sending a message.
CarlosSpicyweiner
How can you post this without the response?
Warranty
His poor teeth.
wierddweller
#not all hero's were capes
Crumblebum
This gave me a good chuckle, +1 OP
Munchman347
I like the black ones, wait, they aren't supposed to look like that?...
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Put 1 of each color together, then 6 seconds in the microwave. Liquid gold right there.
cole5law
Act like you don't eat the entire pack in one sitting, anyhow!
onmywayout
Are there people that don't?!
SirTimTimOfSealand
Well did he cum or what?
dontmagpie
i.... iv never heard of doing that. it sounds awful.
Minilolita
Wife him.
LurkerLife
Well??? What was her response?
Mattiks
I do that with Sour Patch Kids.
CrossFaded513
Now you're speaking my language.
codedangerous
I can't even imagine the pain.
Mattiks
I've got rugged gums, but my tongue feels the brunt of it. I've got a geographic tongue.
TheGirafe
geographic tongue. +1 for that glorious mistake
ThePotatoBandit
Just tuck in your gum like how people do with dip. Takes away the sharp edges and it gets soft
maryflippinpoppins
Is starburst code for anal
GnomeMode
God I hope not.
Paeve
Flavors of anal? Isn't there only one flavor?
TraitorousTrump3
Toys, fingers, strap ons, penis, more than one penis. You need to get out a bit if you think there's only one flavor.
yourCleverUsername10
Poop. Ass to mouth, to vag, back to ass. It all depends on what both are comfortable with.
NexSeiZa
Depends on what was in the meal
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
EW GUYS WTF THE ONLY FLAVOUR IS POOP YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THIS PSA
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
No way. If you think a Taco Bell poop and a vegan plant diet poop taste the same, you don't have nostrils
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Are you speaking from experience?
Murderface828
That and whiskey was my dinner last night
Warchild1987
Scotch?
Murderface828
Bourbon
teklanis
The starburst is really going to screw up your diet. I suggest just whiskey.
Murderface828
Don't know about my diet, but they make my teeth hurt after
BonnieBigheart
That's a solid dinner.
Murderface828
Yeah, all the food groups were represented
Ifartlikeaballoonanimalaskingaquestion
I had a pint of Ben & Jerry's and whiskey.
Murderface828
Sounds like relationship troubles
Ifartlikeaballoonanimalaskingaquestion
You don't know my life! Ah fuck, you know my life...
TheOneWhoLikesRunning
If I didn't have track scholarships paying for my college I would be you
RETR0V
Weird brag bro
Murderface828
Are you saying the scholarships pay for your food or that you can't consume only candy and whiskey cause you might lose said scholarships?
TheOneWhoLikesRunning
I would loose scholarships that pay for everything
Murderface828
Ah, so it's both
DasBeaker
Vodka here.
Murderface828
I only drink vodka in the summer
Wootxor
Ugh... home made cider... wine strength
Murderface828
Brutal
Wootxor
Yupp... a couple pounds of sucrose and honey. I think its around 13%
AYYOxDINGUS
Diabeetus
SendMeSteamCodes
thanks wilfred brimley
kolbywithaK
D-beetis
anon2424
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3hucnFKx51qzpumzo1_500.jpg
AYYOxDINGUS
Follow it up with a shot of insulin and a nap
diabeetus
You rang?
AYYOxDINGUS
There you are!!!
diabeetus
I'm always here... 5 hours later
AYYOxDINGUS
Well....what now?
numberonespongebebfan
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
diabeetus
Now you go buy starbursts.