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Jul 19, 2017 7:41 PM
SociallyAwkwardSponge
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SnugglyBurrick
Kabedon
Drag0nFire717
Another version of this
Sm9yCg
Just look straight ahead and talk to their chest. Makes 'em super uncomfortable. Also walk head high in parking garages they need to crouch.
murderhobbit
This is 100% how I do it
BoozeHound001
Man talking to my boss is going to be weird.
ZMowlcher
Never startle a tall person like that, they're liable to chunk you across the house like a nerf football.
Jelce
as a 6'3" gal who once had a guy try the last one - my head still hurts from the impact - short people, gravity, weight estimates, nope
LadyOfSevenWounds
I'm 5'7. My husband's 6'2. I can relate.
SickOfThisCessPool
Proof that something can be sexy without sex
louferrigno
Ok, enough.
unironicallydabbing
as a 6'3" gay subway, im down for this
AngryFoodTerror
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
As a tall person, please don't dip me.
Ambsdorf825
I'm 6'9" (2.05meters) tall and can confirm this.
Tharock
Forever alone D:
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
As a short guy, sure. I guess.
DaSandwich22
sigh... *unzips*
4675636B596F754966596F7541726552656164696E6754686973
Why is the bottom left one wrong tho?
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
More like how to talk to someone in an anime.
DanNeedsLoveToo
See the thing is, this is only correct if that other person finds you attractive. Or else its just potential rape / sexual harassment
notArobot1
ReptarCrunch
I'm 6'6, take it from me.... we all just dream of being the little spoon.
Jessicarrrlove
5'4" here. We like being jetpacks, so it works.
chaoticsugar
As a short person, I would never be able to do that
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
As a fellow tall person... I'm ok with this
bnuihj
*checks username* https://i.giphy.com/media/lX1aYHyTbNDxu/source.gif
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
TheCommentWoman
Ditto
CephalopodLodge4
Same
LindsyLovesLemons
So, from you pov ... does the "also correct" position still work without the several that seem to drawn in there. It's important to clarify.
laughingcows
As a tall person (6'5"~ish) i would be uncomfortable at first but if they could hold me there, sure why not?
LindsyLovesLemons
It seems I missed a word. I meant to say without the several dicks**
laughingcows
Ah that makes more sense. I think thats a word written in there but still, I kekd a bit.
LindsyLovesLemons
DrunkSnoopy
Kromerag
Hizoran
Emperorofman
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
My mom gives great head. You lucky dog.
UsernameNotTaken2
She's cheating on you
TheFeralDog
You would know... And as it happens so would I... And I'm a dog
ILostControl
Oh fuck yeah
forgetcory
PresidentProTempore
As a gay guy, yes please.
LaTransDragon
As a half gay guy, sure, why not?
Baconweaver
http://imgur.com/tpfR28X
Syrmerlin
Dominant short guys are the best.
TheCapitalB
We should be friends.
Syrmerlin
Sure. I could use a friend.
hobbitguy91
*starts taking notes*
PresidentProTempore
Notes of?
hobbitguy91
How to get tall men : p
Mumalot
I put my hand upon your hip.
NeneJPhilly
When I dip, you dip, we dip.
indyjones2010
As a short person, this is true for me too.
VikingHobbit
As a fellow short (but not THAT short) person, I concur
CyanideSynn1221
I too, a fellow short person, agree. ^_^b
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Your just fun size
indyjones2010
*gasp* how did you know?
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
I watch you when you are sleeping at night
indyjones2010
Why don't you join me, dang it man!!!
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Someone has to keep the Cereal Killer at bay