1stMateWiggles
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Jan 13, 2023 9:45 PM
1stMateWiggles
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cryborg
Bahaha! You made me laugh so much I made a custom gif for you:
TheKingpun
Every birthday, same song: "Voorhees a jolly good fellow, Voorhees a jolly good fellow...the teenagers have to die!"
imguursuuxhaard
Congrats on the family +1 :)
RowanUnderwood
DoctorPitt
"But Honey, think of the dank memes!"
BigOChicago
SerLodus
you can always say "hey son"
Wolfmor
Divorce her now
RobotMenace
As a Jason I think your wife made a good call. It's a horrible name.
idontcareone
Change your name to Jay and then he will be Jays son
HandoB4Javert
Argonaut
Jacquesbo
Sounds like your wife has her priorities straight
QueefMalone
Hold the line brother.
PraiseAzathoth
Unwife her
ChristosMylordos
Divorce her
sirbartonslady
Congrats on the new baby!! Hope the delivery was easy on your wife!
MeatyMouthfeel
Time to go with your backup of Jaime Lee Curtis.
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
So you settled on “Chchch Powpowpow” for a first and middle name then right?
zengaisfamous
Good
Thispostisaboutacat
My one-year-old was 8 hours short of being born on Friday the 13TH. Her 13TH birthday would have been Friday the 13TH too.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Did you name her disappointment?
?1
studog2010
Lie. Or bribe the medical staff to fudge the date of birth. IT'S WORTH IT.
Quarantane
Wow, that would be awesome. Me and my wife got married on Friday the 13th of our 13th year together.
HelpfulCorn
jwillustrat
Wednesday then?
1stMateWiggles
I said it should be Wednesday if they were a girl.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
littlefoxpounce
My favorite birthday was my 13th birthday on Friday, October 13th
StacInThePlace
My little sister's bday is also Oct 13th!
TheGoodKevin
Nothing stopping you from calling him Jason anyway. My dad called me many things that were not my actual name
BubblesTheFish
Same, like "loser" and "the reason why I'm stuck in shitty Ohio." Haha he was always such a kidder.
1stMateWiggles
Official names are for everyone else, parents can use unlimited names.
imemmental
My sister went into labour on 9/11. ‘No! Not today!’ We said. She held on for 2 days. Then born on Friday 13th instead.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
48 hour labor… I think in retrospect being born on 9/11 wouldnt be such a terrible alternative.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Did they call the baby Jason?
imemmental
I said they should have called him Damien but alas they chose something else
BofusTeefus
Your wife sounds boring. No offense.
thevortexmaster
Kids name is probably Jorrobinsuch
BatsArentBugs
So here’s the thing, Jason is a really boring name. Maybe she is like “We’re naming him Iron Talons World Saver.
Bigbadtacomuncher
They are naming him John
CrazyCatLad
I wanted to pick an R name so his initials would be RSVP
Maviyakuku
Bore this wife
MyLeftShoe
Yes offence.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCanadian
ToasterDent
I also choose this guy's boring wife.
graceinsheepsclothing
I too am bored by this guy's wife.
dexlamrg
Maybe she had an abusive ex named Jason. That automatically disqualifies any name for being used.
powerwagondontcare
simplefishy
What about json?
flosser
Github?
IAmDuckHammer
Or jæson
mintyfreshismygod
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
All the cool kids are named yaml.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
That's cuz YAML is much more cool than JSON. But enough nerd talk.
1983Datsun200sx
Better than xml... I mean cmon
BatsArentBugs
Kids in elementary school be like “So was your mom a CSV and was your dad an Adaptive Card?”
Lobo82
Tell her it's to honor July-November. First letter in those months spell J-A-S-O-N.
kozmo403
As a fellow Friday 13th baby, I too was not named Jason.
GravyEducation
Happy sort of birthday
MissKalanek
Pamela?
popejubal
Sandra and Rita
TheRustySheriff
I, too, am a Friday the 13th baby, not called Jason.
TheMeanGombeen
My sister is also not named Jason. That's odd.
rovertbiggs
Did you know every Friday the 13th-born person is either named Jason or not named Jason?
TheRustySheriff
Woooow!
mikeatike
Is this fact fun? I can't tell.
rovertbiggs
Super fun. Trust me. I’m a scientist.
DiracsDelta
What if they are simply not named?
rovertbiggs
Then it’s still true to say they are not named Jason. They just aren’t named anything else, either.
SpoilsburyToastMan
And even if they're named Jason later, they're not. Until they are.
HawkmanXLII
Also people named Jason with beards are just people named Jason without beards, with beards.
Theory89
You speak da tru tru
rovertbiggs
EatsBees
dafwinj
We’re you born prior to or after 1980?
SpoilsburyToastMan
What about people born during?
dafwinj
Before or after May 9, 1980.
SpoilsburyToastMan
I've slept since then. What are we talking about?
ToddDebeikis
I’m a Friday the 13th baby named Jason
applesforjuice
My sister also was not named Jason
notreallyhere23
My spouse was born on Friday the 13th and IS named Jason!!
neospor1n
I’m a Monday the 13th baby and not named Jason
PxC4
Tuesday the 13th here, also not a Jason.
neospor1n
Huh, you look like a Jason
thelionandtheloon
Middle name!
hangingwithmrcooper97
Period
whosGotmahtacos
Don’t name him that
4554073
Yeah, Danger can be his first name.
r333
Iputthebestinbestiality
Hey, middle ground! Perfect!
DongleDingler
I knew a friend of a father who wanted to name his kid Superman and the wife kept saying no. Name ended up being Calvin Lawrence (Kal-El)
Ryebread91
I get the kal but no the el...
DongleDingler
"L."- Lawrence was the middle name
SeriousIy
My friend is asking what that means
FinchinaTopHat
Nickname for Calvin is Cal. Cal L. = Kal-El
SeriousYouCantBeShirley
Kal-El was Superman's real name on his home planet Krypton before he came to earth and got the name Clark Kent..
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Be sure to get him a Hobbes toy
MonsantoBee
Middle name is already Freddie Micheal
bacononbacon
Should be Voorhees
folderolchi
My middle names are Micheal Miers idk why my mom did me like that as a girl
RideTheStimutacs
"It was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween..."
OnionCutter
This is the way.
Funcycle
Wanted to upvote this comment but can't.
SpaceSphere
Same had to find another comment
avatar525
Know a friend whose wife caught onto him wanting to name his son Richard Grayson. He still got away with Grayson as the first name though.