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HiddenSanity
aomlotodihi
joeyvelour
gjm147
Isn't one of the stars on Orions Belt a binary star?
BunBunIsMySpiritAnimal
The falling asleep one proper made me laugh
blackrasputin
I can’t think of anyone I’d like to date less than a furry with a Boston accent.
Zzonk
wheresmybanana
Aw:)
Omni21
I absolutely want to awaken the dragon. That's the point...
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Whether you're having sex with the dragon or just teasing him, either way right?
kodiakmunsen
SPLORT!
Goldenteckel
I was looking for that one, thank you !
AvacadoGatos
A Yelp for coworkers? You mean a reference?
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Every time some guy does a stupid car rev/peel out around me, I yell, “Sorry about your penis, dude!”
KRS101
#11 what REALLY bugs me is when traits aren't considered when a casting a younger version of the character. Brown eyes don't turn blue
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Sometimes they cast a good physical match assuming they can use contacts for one of the actors, and then aren’t able to. Ex: Daniel (1/)
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Radcliffe was supposed to wear contacts to match his eyes to HP’s book desc, but found he was very allergic. (Not a young/old match, but)
duckasaurus8
#39 Had a warehouse manager who actually had sex with a guy who revved his truck at a Sonic and said "Wanna fuck?" So not no girl EVER
anxioushedgehog
Was he at least attractive/her type? Or actually her boyfriend/ex?
ScarecrowSticks
stainlessteelmohawk
Harambi...we miss u...too soon?
ScarecrowSticks
He ded
irrelevant18
#11 The easiest way to out yourself for excessive plastic surgery, kids wont match up.
asplenium
#11 kid in my college bio class learned some hard truths that way. V awkward for everyone :(
pluralizeseverythingss
Recessive alleles aren’t always visible?
geweis
This is true, however there are traits that are only present when both parents are homozygous recessive. https://knowgenetics.org/934-2/
DiabloD3
Why do you gotta do Beerus like that?
dfsmitty0711
I hate that I understood the grapes thing.
PW28
Then he waddled away...waddle waddle
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Song Drops....
geweis
Hey! (bum bum bum)
gamedesignchicago5
I didn't. What does it mean?
dfsmitty0711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECmpUJdgm-g
geweis
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
LobsterBandito
What an asshole...I love it. +1
KonaDarbles
That tinder message thing was art
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Am I the only one who wants to know if she let him smash?
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Him mentioning to read the first letters of the message like 7 times was kinda wtf though....
MysterEF8
There were 3 different messages
photobomber
Can you tell me what they were? For a friend...
Dondarian
Just read it yourself, you lazy bastard.
photobomber
No you!
DigiT00l
Not Tinder, another app
Alsenoth
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png
mentalpiggie
Bumble
SocaXiame2000
Bumble. But that was genius. I want to try this but I mean getting a girl to ask for a sonnet about a first love seems.. impossible.
CrypticalEnvelopement
There's probably something in his profile about asking him for a sonnet
andremauriceaudet7
Adapt to the situation.
SocaXiame2000
I guess I could put something in my bio? ♂️
SocaXiame2000
It's been added. If I get a request, will post success rate here ?
SocaXiame2000
Sooooo no one asked for a sonnet.. bummer. Only had a few matches but still. I'd for sure ask. Maybe I could make it the only phrase in bio
Nipra1
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thegreentunic
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ketapp
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ben21PiSmuggler
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