kharkharkhar
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I love Airplane!
Jun 14, 2016 9:28 PM
kharkharkhar
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I love Airplane!
Jarjarthejedi
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
creativeusername789
"I take my coffee like my men, black"
LtcmndrBETA
Over macho grande...?
AgentMitchConnor
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
TransistorRadio
Oh look, there's a sale at Penny's!
neumatteo
You can't take a guess for another two hours? lmao!
frenchdildoblanco
I give up to date guesstimations on the spot
TinySatanHelper
I speak jive.
SgtMajorAveryJohnson
BoredZeroG
How much longer on the radar range?
LurlineLumpkin
http://imgur.com/XmZ3KeR
googoogagapeepeepoopoo
https://imgur.com/o7y1Ies
TransistorRadio
And Leon's getting laaaarger
TotallyNotSarcastic
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison+
ThatQuietlySmirking
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Xaldyn
R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen.
RenSnow
Joey, Have you ever seen a grow man naked?
MrPotatoeHead
No, but have you ever been inside of Turkish Prison before?
RenSnow
No, why don't you take care of it? So Joey, you like gladiators movies?
Krzyjoe
Joey, have you ever been in a men's gymnasium?
kharkharkhar
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
januskincaid
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
unidentifiedman
That was seriously one of my favorite parts
LiteralMe
"No, Dunn was under Oveur and over Unger and I was under Dunn" love this whole exchange from the sequel
kultovbela
What do you make of this? .. I can make a hat, I can make a brooche,...
kharkharkhar
"How about another cup of coffee, Johnny?" "No, thanks!"
Krzyjoe
Or a pterodactyl
kultovbela
"Caww!!!"
honeyham420glazeit
I've developed this drinking problem.
TheUnfarted
I didn't get this joke when I was a kid. It only made sense when I rewatched the movie as an adult.
choloeseguay
I completed lost it when I first saw that scene. Funniest fucking thing I've seen ever.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Surely, it can't be that bad a problem?
Beepity
It can be. And don't call me Shirley.
saleenowner
tell me, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
WinningBuckeye
Tell me, have you ever seen a grown man naked before?
IGoInCanadaDry
Let me ask ya something. They ever make you eat one of them cock-meat sandwiches?