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Decided to go have some fun over the weekend in Maryland with the superman onesie my dad had recently given me for christmas.
Realizing the fun is over
Reality setting in
The grand finale
Totally worth it
nsdev
You should take the onesie off, just saying
IPostedWhat
IdkIdkbitch
You posted that.
metzershmit
Idk, idk bitch
Jerthanel92
Did your dad just wait 20 years to present it, after buying a onsie several sizes too big?
c00c0s
Yep, that is where the park bench is.
SpecimenSpiff
He can leap tall build- oh wait, no he can't.
MrPokination
life in a nutshell
SeanuReeves
What makes it even more impressive is that there are no footprints in the snow in the first shot so it looks like he flew all the way there
zebil
Awesome and fun :)
meesenotmoose
The angle of the camera makes it look like a grown-ass man's head was photoshopped into a 6-year-old's body in #1 and #3.
graehall
These Batman vs Superman teasers are getting more and more ridiculous.
Nahxela
Maryland hype
GiveMeOliveIt
AYEEE 410 SONNNN
Nahxela
Oh, I work in the 410, but I live in the 301.
NeuralActivity
Where in MD?
YourTripIsShort
You got some nice abs
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Sexy
Shinotsa
I recently received a Batman onesie. Problem is it's small and made for females. It goes right up my butt.
supagrrl
Annnnnd I'm in love?
djklhc
I have the same onesie, I'm 40...
JailNurse13
I got that onesie for Christmas too!
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
Aaawww it has a cape and everything!
OnkliDonk
Maryland? Where are the fucking cookies?
sharkkibble
Are you from the uk?
OnkliDonk
Norway
sharkkibble
Oh! I am from Maryland and always hear about Maryland cookies that don't actually exist here. I hear they are lovely.
OnkliDonk
Oh they are =)
adventuresofgooglyeyes
At least you didn't fall off a horse. Too soon?
MrsMcCall
I think the best part is no visible footprints
blameitonmyjuice
I'm trying to figure out where you jumped from and why there are no footprints... The tree??
JudgeVegas
I can't make sense of the proportions in those pictures.
rshackleford
i just thought he had a rly good horizontal jump
LaFudge
Look at the first picture, he obviously jumped from the sidewalk.
yamii931
I think it's because if you look really closely, there's a slope behind him. So he probably ran up and jumped
Highlander8795
I'm trying to figure out why there's no shadow
lisaismycat
That's commitment. I'm afraid of jumping in deep snow, sinking, and never being found.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
With your fat ass? Where could we find a snow drift so deep?
howjom
What could go wrong? - Michael S.
TehButternaut
Or hitting something terrible like a fire hydrant... or the corpse of the guy who tired it last winter and fell in and was never found.
zlds
I fell while snowboarding through a powder field last winter. Tried to catch myself but my hand ended up cutting through 3 feet of snow +
zlds
+ and colliding with a rock, almost breaking my wrist. Then I had to crawl out of the powder. Worst day ever.
DrRad
I love that a grown ass man's dad got him a onesie and it was the best present ever.
maratheconover
I bought myself a onesie this year. A unicorn one!
lunarpastry
I'm a 30 year old mother and I have an Eeyore onesie that I seriously considered flying across the country in but decided against it only 1)
lunarpastry
2) bc I was afraid it'd take me longer getting through security if I looked any weirder than usual.
Ascupart
My son is twenty and we still get him a onesie every Christmas. Got him a Mike Wazowski one last year.
quicktochuckle
Wanna adopt me? You seem like a fun crowd.
UnknownCaptain
I would like photographs. Very much. We could give you fake internet point in return.
fletchfletch
21 and got two for Christmas, one Batman and one with feetsies attached!
AmIAVolcanologistYet
Currently wearing a stormtrooper onesie my mom got me for Christmas. I'm 22.
melda
I've wanted that one! I have the other star wars ones.
cornedbeefhash
My mother got me a captain America onesie for my 26th birthday. I wear it often :)
madetheaccountjustforyou
The newest batch of adults is pretty childish.
blitherypoop
My sister has a Batman one. She got it when she was 24-ish.
ohdeepthought
My mum and a brother both bought me a giraffe onesie for my 20th. Now I have 2 giraffe onesies and no Noah's ark party to go to.
DrRad
Well you and a friend are ready for an imgur party. That's for damn sure.
ohdeepthought
I was about to say what friends but I'm on a uni networking camp thing for the week so yeah. Probs
TheRealDrSteveBrule
My sister has batman and I have chewie
melda
Currently wearing a Yoda onesie (22)