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Nigel Hayes looks like Danny DeVito
Mar 26, 2015 9:39 PM
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TaintedGENE
AsinusAdLyram
I needed this giggle, this is the cutest thing I've seen all day.
bouncingaroundtheroom
Hayes for days!
JjuliK11
Smartest flirt move ever.
Lachtaube
On Wisconsin!
punkrawk97
Wisco vs Zona for the right to play KenFucky. DAMN I LOVE MARCH MADNESS!!!!!
werdCAsquared
I win $17 if they win it all. High roller here.
Phlandua
I don't love Wisconsin. No, I am IN LOVE with Wisconsin. Also drunk. Yolo hashtag go badgers
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER's heartrate is still through the roof....great win, but wow...
Surefif
Whoa, didn't know you were a Badger! 7am and DC Badgers are just finishing celebrating!
NierielEruwaedhiel24
ON WISCONSIN!
RobertGoulet
That UNC game was too freaking close.
TheBOULDER
Affirmative.
prairiedoggin
Wiscahhhnsen
PeopleDontThinkItBeLikeItIsButItDo
TheBOULDER is a Badger!?!? Oh my gawd I love Wisconsin!
RobertGoulet
That's right TheBoulder is a UW fan. Almost forgot.
Lasaagna
I sometimes forget how young these kids are. They're in *college,* younger than I am. I consider them professional athletes. Still weird.
jbak
When they sign the NCAA contract to play college ball, they are categorized as amateur athletes in order for them not to get paid.
Repostradamus
I was the same until I went to a UGA football game and stood less than 10 ft from them. They really are just kids......
Orustus
Loving the hands over the eyes. Like when you are 4 and they somehow protect you!
Popchipsandabar
Confirmed for "Works every time."
KatInTheCorner
What do you mean? They totally do. Protective hand force field.
Beepity
Or if you run into the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
hands are no replacement for a towel though
pedrobrv
Or just pretending the world doesn't exist anymore and all he wants is to vanish
qussow
The guy rubbing his nipples is also pretty great.
Xavanah
Like "I can't see you so you can't see me"
bizon1829
Child psych lesson for errybody: Kids lack of object permanence: as soon as they can't see something, that thing no longer exists to them.1/
bizon1829
So their understanding of peekaboo is you going from existing to not existing to existing again. Source: child development major
Xavanah
RoniBologna
We caught our 2 yr old at Christmas covering his eyes with one hand while reaching into a bowl of chocolates with the other. Best thing
captainireland
Ninja mode
RelevantIAm
"Haha, I touch my nipples when I'm nervous" - Guy on the left
ddevan27
Loving all the Wisconsin on Imgur lately. On Wisconsin!
superkavi
What does the woman look like?
getthismanabeer
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Debra-Bollman-REALTOR/493762677420293
IHateApostrophes
Beautiful. Pay attention.
Xavanah
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/26/17/2704EE0900000578-3012866-image-a-20_1427390942782.jpg
Edfox023
Eh
allthenamesaregone
So I guess his type is "cougar".
LatchHookRug
Lighting and makeup make a huge difference. As is, she looks pretty.
Doopliss77
I wouldn't say beautiful.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
yar
Xavanah
I didn't say it either, just made the Googling for the lazy imgurians ;)
TheFeralDog
I would
zigzagler
Subjectivity is subjective. That's just my opinion, though.
TheRealDurdan
Oh you
melskunk
That's adorable. I really hope this ends up being a 'how we met' thing one day
crowgrl13
That would be ridiculously adorable.
tunacupcake
That's called a meet-cute!
SgtEziosRequiem
Kids, that's how I met your mother… sike! You're gonna be listening for 9 seasons of this story, get comfortable.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
You don't have to marry every girl you have an encounter with kids.
BetterLuckyThanGood
Look, 10 years of a TV show that was funny for awhile and sucked at the end says you are totally wrong so.
realliferogue
Too soon
DankyBlaze
dude i love Beverly Hills 90210
DankyBlaze
basketball players are notorious for their long-lasting, monogamous relationships!!!1!
thehammerismypenis
Just ask Wilt Chamberlain
Hippolytus
sorry to be that guy, but can you tell me if this was sarcasm or not. i need to know. =/
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DankyBlaze
"will you kill me if i finish this sentence?"
sugar3
That's kinda sweet
Hippolytus
<3, no homo tho
sugar3
<3, Nothing wrong with a bit of bro love
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
it is
gldstr
It is so much sarcasm you had to ask
NotACanadian
Here's a hint. Would someone really say something like that and be serious? Especially with the silly !!!1! at the end?
Hippolytus
like, it's so sarcastic and that's it's trying too much to be sarcastic, to the point that it's probably making me doubt myself! rrrg!
TheChandrian
Wilt Chamberlain claims that he slept with 20,000 women.
DankyBlaze
*the more you know
gldstr
Yeah he wont admit to 30,000
miraquiTOMA
Kinda funny how we think of them as basketball players before students.
axelasdf
Students are in classrooms. Basketball players play basketball. I don't watch students take classes.
EightAngryTortoises
So weird!! I go to a small liberal school and forget in watching students in March madness!
cspinasdf
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/26/17/2704EE0900000578-3012866-image-a-20_1427390942782.jpg The girl. She's 43 and he's 20.
backtobackpanicattack
Dat experience tho. You'd hit max level in no time.
helagos
Also, she's married. In the interview you see quite the rock on her finger.
cardman
So he could go into her twice
CowonS9
-Lenny Face- (I'm on mobile ._.)
BiggieShakur
She's still beautiful
CanadianEngineer
So?
FluffyMan93
She's also married
cspinasdf
That's what she looked like for those curious. The age discrepancy was more in relation to 'how we met' comment
RunsWithShortShorts
I think he meant that towards the age difference. "Age is just a number" kind of thing
wakajawaka
Nigel! Totally a good guy, smart, and a beast in the paint. Go Badgers!!!
notwinstonwithay
he knew what he was doing
MrsMikey
1)*
thesavan
Badgers on the front page!?!? Heck yes! ON WISCONSIN
TheBOULDER
This, among other things, is why this is The BOULDER's favorite team on the Citadel. GO BADGERS!!
icrievrytim
@TheBOULDER They beat my team, but love you anyways!
PagingDrLoggins
Awwww yea Badgers!
launchingships
His reaction is so cute...but guy on the left, are you grabbing your nipples?
tmonster
be glad you can't see his panic boner
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
How he feels: http://imgur.com/sLjgcg9
sebaka
source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlNpVFxQUtE
shitsandgigglesfor100
At the beggining too... now having to go through the whole interview lol
SquirrelGirl
He had me at syzygy... <3
pizzaparty
Syzygy!
Imghurrr
lol.. the fuck was that.. did he mean synergy?
rankdank69
What does this mean?
pizzaparty
It's mainly an astronomical/astrological term meaning a special linear configuration of celestial objects, such as during an eclipse.
Imghurrr
nvm.. i guess that's an actual word. imgur learned me good today.
ChanelK
What is it?
Imghurrr
a conjunction or opposition, especially of the moon with the sun. "the planets were aligned in syzygy"
bandicootsnoochieboochies
He knew what he was doing! Clever man.
ILikeMyMenInKilts
That's so cute.
blowmadong
thank you for the sauce!
SourceRequestor
Yes! A sauce that actually works! Thank you kind sir/madam.
Kaorikasai
That was so cute!!
dogsarecooltoo
Nigel hays is hilarious at press conferences. last time he was messing with the stenographer.
dogsarecooltoo
turns out this was the stenographer again...
PagingDrLoggins
ON WISCONSIN!!
PoorlyContrivedUsername
As a WVU fan: I think I'm done with basketball for the year. Fuck.
punkrawk97
36 and Won.
mooselikestoparty
MOUNTAINEERS, SON.
darwingirl8
Living deep in the heart of UK Madness, I too, was deeply disappointed by WVU tonight.
WeStopForNoOne
As a louisville fan I can only hope someone beats them
RonSwiggitySwanson
Arizona or Wisconsin have the right matchup to beat Kentucky I think!
cuseorange
ND has it.
punkrawk97
Anybody but fucking Rick Pitino. Nothing against the school, just him. Louisville is fun to watch but he ran my Celtics into the ground
WeStopForNoOne
I gotcha. Although it worked well for us since we got him afterwards.
Hippolytus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=97&v=Ev9Jdx0uZro the lady on the right. i agree with nigel hayes, she is attractive
bobbynixon
meh
SirPercy
If it's the lady on the image right (brunette, sitting on left), she has ring.
SirPercy
The blonde, however, does not!
KFizzle
Still four less than Kobe & five than Mike though, #Swish.
6seasonsandamovie
Those are some fancy bagels she's wearing
SugarWaterPurple
"fancy bagels"
Ticky21
LEAHHHHHHH!!!
ICantRememberHowItEndsButYourMothersAWhore
I would hope it's the lady on the right
hurrdurrcure
She not as pretty as I imagined
ChanningTastum
She really knows how to pull a man.
Edemlama
not what i pictured
cspinasdf
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/26/17/2704EE0900000578-3012866-image-a-20_1427390942782.jpg The girl. She's 43 and he's 20.
mollypop94
What does age have to do with it?
Frogapus
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
mollypop94
What's age got to do-got to do with it?
thelonepig
I'm brunette and I'm 34. Close enough. I'll take him!
ChanningTastum
Dude needs to HOOK UP...with her or her daughter
KFizzle
If she has a daughter around about his age, mother needs to hook a brotha UP!!
NaturalProgressionGaming
Really?
6footdildo
best comment hahahaha
andyonetime
So what...I've seen that porno 100 times.
gumbyballz
Would dunk that woman in my bed.
coquette007
pretty? yes. beautiful? no.
ckntem
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
coquette007
true. this eye does not find her beautiful.
peopleperson
What most don't realize is that the field of Stenography is teeming with beautiful people. It's the Project Runway of record keeping.
justTed
My Personal trainer's wife is a stenographer and she is gorgeous, so you may be onto something.
phantasmaphilia
nigga what?
DevoutSkeptic
meh. Guess he's into cougars.
gex80
I fail to see the issue.
AntiChrisSmith
I totally would.
DoctorJimmyBrungus
This sauce gave me a Mexican commercial? Mexican sauce
IWantAGoodOneNow
age ain't nothing but a number
Frogapus
And he's absolutely right.
TorinMcQ
You're not seriously suggesting that just because she's 43 that she's not beautiful, are you?
NomDePlumage
No, presumably just that a 20 year old guy finding a 43 year old woman beautiful shows he has class.
whiite
Try reversing the gender roles
GarrettPlatner
A 20 year old woman calling a 43 year old man handsome? I'm not seeing the issue here.
cameldrinker
If the 43 year old went after the 20 year old MAYBE youd be on to something.
reborn579
Go back to the abysmal void that is tumblr
NomDePlumage
A 20 year old woman saying a 43 year old man is handsome? Well, that would be like me having a crush on George Clooney in college. Normal.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Kinda related- yesterday my lecturer did a poop with his microphone on, also I don't think he washed his hands
drfunkenstone
Shameless
arkemiffo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto
sidfromtoystory
oh my god that must have been fucking awkward/hilarious
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Not awkward at all, but hilarious indeed
imcolorblind
In high school during a school play someone's mic got turned on too early and she exclaimed that she really had to pee.
Maniacaljackalope
I was stage crew/stage manager. We had to have a lecture for the cast after every show, about making sure the mic is off when you flush...
subparusersubber
Annnnd today in class we're going to talk about hepatitis...
HamsterHuey
haha gross hepatitis can live on surfaces for an uncomfortably long time. SO skeevy
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Really? How long are we talking here?
HamsterHuey
Dry surface is a few minutes to 48 hours+. Liquid environment outside body(@ body temp)-2 days. @ 40 degrees- 6 weeks.
HamsterHuey
A study found Hep to be viable in a syringe for 60+ days. It doesnt seem long, but HIV only lasts hours outside a host.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Thank you, now I feel dirty and am paranoid about hepatitis every time I go poop
lkco
loled at "did a poop"
fivefrozenfishfingers
The Poppy is sloppy.
Gillm09
Nooooooooo! Bahaha
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Ps. This is the second time he's done it, both times it's been recorded and uploaded
sillyjeff
How much grunting?
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
"Hnnngh. Hnnnngh why me??" Was the gist of it
JustPlaneWrong
Does the guy in the middle have eyes?
armeggedonCounselor
He has Youngblood's Disease.
yaaaaasss
The best player in college basketball only needs eyes on the court.
straightcashhomie
No, and its so brave of him to keep playing despite his disability. Having no eyes is almost as bad as being white.
FatBoobsDontCount
Sixth Sense kid, but stretched
mumblies
FRANK THE TANK!
Chistoid
Not since the accident.
Geezreally
Is the guy on the left rubbing his nipples?
YouHaveToCopeWithMyInnerBeauty
yes.
LightningII
Do any of us have eyes?
Dtng69
Just Jaden things~
MinneBROta
No Frank never opens his eyes. look at any pic of him and it looks like he either just woke up or is still sleeping
LemonFanta
Pot.
CaptainMurrica
Freshman Kaminsky was... yeah... http://cdn.wrn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Frank-Kaminsky.jpg
notablyabsent
Wow talk about changing in college...
yeezyseasoning
And the other guy's just pinching his nipples
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
PeteStepan22
No, just two sets of eyebrows.
shitinacamaro
No. He's completely blind.
Edwin0529
Nahhh he's just James Franco
moonrhino68
TIL: you don't need eyes for great court vision.
Anonsy
Yeah, but his mom's chinese.
kissmyarceus
He reminds me of a character on Doug
HughLaurie
If he did, they wouldn't be real anyway.
gone271
I live across the street from Frank... it's because he's pretty much always high. I see that man smoking all, the, time.
cellothisisdog
The Brock of Wisconsin basketball.
sugar3
Pretty sure that's Brock
Siddhartha
Actually, that's Frank Kaminski
Denbus26
*Whoosh*
CormacLynch
Went right over
jkinzer12
That's Frank the tank. You take it back!
Spanked84
he's just high af
longoriaisaiah
Ayyyyyy
Youknowwhenimdowntojustmysockswhattimeitis
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SquirrellyWhirly
This is so cute.
graehall
I have a crush on that guy now.
nofunnynamesleft
As a hetero guy I think I do too
peopleperson
Yeah, fully hetero guy, 35 y/o and I vocally "awww"ed at this.
RobertSullivan93
I'd swipe right on him.. And I'm straight
DavidA1225
That's an Eddie Murphy look if I've ever seen one!
importvita
New reaction gif! +1
malachitedragon
Bwahaha. Commentin' to use it.
tiduszecht
peek-a-boo
GodotGifsOnly
I need to edit a picture of Godot onto that.
nkaplan89
His hands are huge!
Madpantz
Commenting for later use.
StanfordPines
I need to use this
peopleperson
Yeah, that gif is gonna get some mileage....
MostlyCatFavorites
Thanks, I needed that
PolarBears91
If I can't see her she can't see me!
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Where did he go?
Mapuchii
Sane place all black fathers go. Away.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
bigtastybacon
Where did he come from?
Vagelis1608
Just got your post from 1999 to 2000 :D
jacerracer
:)
Derplord
The one time a picture should have been a gif
DivorcedOfCourse
Commenting for future use. I needed this gif in my life
uploaddump
New reaction cool
superamericaman
I smell a new reaction gif.
ChanningTastum
When your so embarrassed you turn into anime
LionheartAce
When your boo want to play peek-a-boo.
richieb1530
when you're possessed by a satanic overlord and he makes you cover your eyes
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Ah yes, sorry, that was me.
notablyabsent
When you remember that awkward thing you did in 8th grade
JeanneTheGenie
He is precious, oh my gosh
minimoo
I had to delete my comment because I said exactly this. Precious is the best word for this moment, I think.
graehall
He made me make girlie noises for a man when I saw it.
graehall
The fact his comment was respectful and he didn't know he'd be heard based on his reaction, that is a great sign that he might be a good guy
Fongoplz
*might*
qussow
The guy rubbing his nipples also seems pretty great.
jayneebutidontgotagun
YES YES YES MY FIRST THOUGHT!
tuesunsommiel
this guy totally knew he was going to be heard, come on....line worked like a champ either way
iiSunshine
Is he single?
IAlwaysUpvoteIowa
This was my first thought. That's a great kid right there.
delaneige
(Upvoting for username)
IAlwaysUpvoteIowa
(Upvoting because I love you now)
404GravitassNotFound
Please, he's just smooth - gratz on the sex with 'Woman'
saintofchaoticgood
A hell of a lot better than that millionaire dude that told himself in the bathroom 'of course I killed them' while still mixed up
waitbutactually
Wait what
hagridsbuttcrack
Robert Durst; he asked to use the restroom while being interviewed about people he allegedly murdered and said that with the mic still on.
StarrryNight
A "nice guy" even?!?! gasp! Never! Imgur must bully him.
TennesseeGal
That's exactly what I said to my husband. It says a lot about the kind of guy he is.
Raelag
marry each other again.
TennesseeGal
I would in a heartbeat!
DriedMango
I go to Uw Madison. He's one of the best players and future for us. He's also super nice and hilarious. His name is nigel hayes
TennesseeGal
Awesome!! Thank you!
TennesseeGal
I hope great things happen for him. It sounds like he deserves it.
mumblies
Same here! Yesterday was a nai-biter.
TheBrightShiningLightOfTheMoon
Right? That was more stressful than my last exam.
Supanini
If you've seen the rest of the video he's really well spoken. Definitely seems like he was raised right.
TennesseeGal
I haven't seen it. I'll have to look it up. Thanks!
graehall
Being a guy, I get to hear the disgusting things some other guys say about girls when they think they can't be heard - the good guys don't.
triggeringfeminazi
Respectful?!? It wasn't fucking respectful he RAPED HER!!
halucid
Fuck you
graehall
Oh my god how boring must your life be.
octikitten
I'm pretty sure you're joking.... But not entirely sure
puuq
Don't give yourself such an obvious name if you want to troll, dumbass.
MikeOkizard
Oh yay, a joke account for an issue that's already been beaten to death by imgur
triggeringfeminazi
TheSwedishMoose
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Orjustafter
i love it when ppl make this comment. Exactly how fucking stupid do you think the rest of the world is? We get it, it's just fucking dumb
notme222
I think they get it, they're just tired of it. (Also satire requires comical exaggeration, not just an extreme claim.)
ChaosLord121
No, we're catching it just fine. We're just fucking tired of it.
graehall
Really? It's really obvious, it's just sad.
sidfromtoystory
yeah, couldn't quite pick up on the subtlety
AriBerri55
One time, to reassure my choir mate about her solo, I said "don't worry, its just a bunch of old people who don't give a shit about us, 1/2
AriBerri55
everyone is just here for their own kids. Only our families give a fuck about our solos." HS choir concert, mom said mic was on afterwards
SubzeroAK
He knew what he was doing.
TheOfficeandWorkaholicsGifs
http://thevictorylapblog.com/2015/03/youre-stupid-if-you-think-nigel-hayes-called-that-reporter-beautiful-into-the-mic-on-accident/ yup...
Rob0tman
No doubt. That boy has game for miles.
unscot
He did it on purpose.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
His *testing audio* word was syzygy. A bit trollish, therefore he is good in my book.
huanthewolfhound
This explains why the stenographer said she had a dictionary ready for the next press conference.
theturtletickler
The joke is he says words that are hard for the stenographer to spell. It's been a running joke so far in the tournament.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Hes' doing a good job so far
Zelidus
But syzygy isn't that hard to spell. But that might be because I play against a team all the time named syzygy.
sweetshart
Do you perhaps play ultimate frisbee?
Zelidus
I know this is SUPER late but yes, I do.
HogwartsToiletSeat
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2405452-wisconsin-players-mystified-and-impressed-with-ncaa-tournaments-stenographer
lizziebennet
Your username literally made me lol for a full 30 seconds.
HogwartsToiletSeat
http://omg.wthax.org/hi5.jpg
Meggs9ut
He is a good guy - class act!!! Has been since HS.
SirHosisOfLiver
thats a damn good judge of character man, i could do with learning from sombody like you
MrAppleseed
This press conference is surprisingly indicative of UW Madison as a whole
6footdildo
He didn't even say "God," he said "Gosh." That's even more adorable.
jesuskwice
Well said 6footdildo..
theczar90
jesus im dying hahahaha
GaryTheHiphopopotamus
I didnt even spot that, brilliant!
inquisitivefluff
Bahahaahahahhaha
IamnotTHATstupid
The one on the left does not seem like a good guy tho. Playing with his nipples in public like that.
PeachMango
You can never really trust a man who rubs his nipples in public.
OtterleyFabulous
What a plesent mistake.
ihaveausernamebutitsnotthisone
Not sure if you did that on purpose or not. This bring the Internet I'm gonna go with on purpose.
01111001
>bring the internet
docweird
How much? I know!