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Jan 6, 2018 6:18 PM
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GothicGarlic
michonnedisapproves
It's a no from me
twfeline
And that last one: Your mom.
Thanossaves
Last one is me trying to have sex with your mom.
CQuinnCav
#5 so is there still tread on the tire or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
RainDog9
As someone who works in workplace safety, this makes me so angry and sad.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
JPokemonoforreal
#5 Damn baby! I thoight you said you're a virgin
jsowder32
Nope. No. No way. Na. And fuck nope!
CanadianCobraChicken
#3 is completely unrealistic. The CEO is actually visibly present.
Rverence
He’s there so if it all goes wrong, everyone but him is going over the edge
Baldylox81
Some one has to do it... That someone doesn't have to be me
4thwalled
shasuba
I’d rather not
Sinuhe
#5 - Are you a virgin? - Yes, darling, go ahead.
Inktear
Wattsupdoc
Hasta luego Diego
Rverence
Ironically ,the biggest “No way Jose” I have is fecking titles up, should have been capital J on Jose doh! and plural “No way Jose” doh2!
LONETROMBONE
RideTheStimutacs
#4 Me trying to open up to people.
gimlisthebestone
Sorry but you can NOPE the fuck outta here
TheButterton
nope-ity nope nope, nope-ity nope nope, hell fucking no
Jellicoe
Especially for #5
DrSharkbite
Notthewatdabney
If you're going to make an omelet, you have to crack a few eggs.
Rverence
In this context, you’re stealing the eggs from a tiger ;)
Rkfinecake
I'd rather be around to taste the omelette.
frahnseeskoh
is it because they are latinos?
Rverence
It’s a phrase
wadenelson1
The 27 story bamboo scaffolding is what eats my lunch.
willamjr
CHINESE BAMBOO VERY STRONG! LEE!
Bot17629A98001
No safety straps and harnesses, no edge protection. I mean, how long doesn
Bot17629A98001
It take yo setup a 2x4 barrier between you and certain doom?
greatbrit1
#5
otch8
Classic
ImgurUser1234564789
Diving in to 2018 be like
Talmorean
Face Down Ass Up...
Draevan13
Alternatively: #5 "Sasha Grey's gynecologist goes to work (circa 2018)"
illguessyourdogsbreed
She's ok right?
LucifersSonSATAN
She’s just fine. Lol.
boingloings
She ded
brotherblue
#5 is like having sex with you mama
Rverence
That “joke” is older than that cave
brotherblue
I couldn't help it
Rverence
"that's what she said" ;)
zanderclause
LucifersSonSATAN
That’s on the FUCK NOPE in my book
Valshebnick
NOPE
BluIceLion
Fuck yeah. That looks like so much fun!!
LuciusNeedful
My bucket list just got one awesome AF line longer.
CliveWarren81
Fuck-that Pat
PedroBenecol
I'm hearing this to the melody of Postman Pat.
CliveWarren81
Nope Neil
CliveWarren81
Hell-no Joe
CliveWarren81
I'm-leavin Steven
CliveWarren81
Go to hell Dell
CliveWarren81
Eat shit Britt