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Aug 20, 2017 1:38 AM
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mrbadxampl
fictional?
littleBreaker
Uh isn't this exactly what that "Cannibal Cop" from NYC wanted to do to his victims?
TanithRosenbaum
Google "Dolcett". (NSFW!)
shadysocks
He's heard of "spit roasted" but confused on what it really consist of.
captainberta
Funnily enough there is a pole move called spatcock. Named after a chicken dish. Looks very similar as well!
captainberta
Spatchcock**
DisgruntledPengu
+1 for the double entendre of comic strip
chinablue
I wanna post that home page image from Best gore but I guess i would get banned
HiddenChicken
soljaboss
Thats right!!!
SpawnySpawnyHesOurManIfHeCantdoItNoOneCan
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system at work...
ZeroZeta
Yeah, I'd eat her.
4k33m
Rogahar
I missed the spit roast joke and just thought seeing the pole dancing made him hungry for rotisserie chicken
rookiefdb
who to pick a fight with hmmmm.....
SuperGus64
Im guessing he went home that night and stuck his dick in a rotisserie chicken
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
You need another guy for that to work.
MrMagnanimous
Debiandog
I like the way you think
HelloToe
Although Jodie there doesn't...
LCDC
BecauseCanadian
Is this from the movie with Jamie lee Curtis and Arnold? Did I make that up?
CorvusBelli
It's called "True Lies", chief.
BecauseCanadian
Thank you
thatdudethatslonely
I've hit the point where "my type of chick" is any that is willing to give me attention, even if they are abusive, I'll take what I can get.
AnfFDB
Wow man, don't settle for a trash bag just because your lonely. If you make improvements on your self and feel confident women will notice.
thatdudethatslonely
I wish it were that simple, but there's so much more to it. Thank you for the encouraging words though!
AnfFDB
Keep ya chin up. You never know what will fall in you lap
thatdudethatslonely
I'll try. But I don't even know how to talk to girls who are complete strangers without fucking it up somehow. I'm simply too far gone
AnfFDB
Don't give up. The more u try the better you will get at talking to them. Some girls can't talk to guys too.