Feb 23, 2018 6:56 AM
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alwaysupvotefuturama
Something to kill is outside, but, alas!, out of reach
sickreferencebruh
v
daniic233
Im so sad my cat doesnt do this
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
God I can hear the chirping. My cat talks like this whenever birds/squirrels/etc wander on to the porch.
johnnydarkside
Or there's a bug crawling on the wall, or a reflection from my phone.
cyberpunxie
Better with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFCDPjwSBw
quixotegut
Had to go too far down for this!
bee123sherlocked22b
"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? [...] Where the place? Upon the heath. There to meet with Macbeth"
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
There it is
MrSandman815
Scabbers is shook
franfreakintastic
Magic casters were shunned in dinosaur society for generations, until the release of The Chamber of Secrets was successfully translated.
sexykneesandfriskybits
for non-cat owners, they’re actually imitating bird noises
SerenePrincess013
I'm kinda looking forward to Spring, so I can get video of my cats doing this, again.
quattroformaggix4
If I wanna draw my cats attention to a bird & point ‘look! bird’...no response. Stare in the birds direction & make this noise *head swivel*
DevilsArsehole
I just say 'where's the birdies' and they go nuts.
themojoe2
They're watching hockey, SHOOT!
saintsolaris
They're getting over excited at the idea of breaking the squirrel's neck they're looking at. That's why cats do that. Seriously.
Deadmanwalkn
More like cursing some poor fowl
randomweirdness
later that day...
WaifuCorporation
tigerjax
They remind me of Waldorf and Stadler from the Muppet show
austinyc
I was imagining sports announcer voices - like they are watching the big game/race
supersomatic
oohhhloooongjooohnsoon
mrscharmingmotherfucker
OhDonPiaaaaaaano
thisguyonline1988
Oh JESUS they're communicating!
BrutalUsersubPoliceman
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
wurdtoyer
Looks like they're calling a sports match.
Kxllitx
My cat does that whenever I'm playing with her or when she sees a bird on the window.
https://imgur.com/YC9kTTW
Ksnooooow
Some poor soul is going to have the smolest pener imaginable.
Dedeurmetdebaard
They make a great impression of a dolphin squeak.
AshleyKix
Guys... I think... I think this is how cats actually communicate with each other...
They only communicate with each other by 'giving evils'.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Avada Catdavra
aleister94
exPRRRearmus
NotYourFamMate
Pencildispencer
Ironyatisfinest
Avada KedaBLYAT
TwerkingPanda
?
MistressPippa
To a bird they are making the Predator sound from the Alien movies.
amrypma
sooo there's a bird outside.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
My cat does this to the sun beam reflections on the ceiling
LiterallyNothingAvailable
My cat does this to the sunbeam reflections on the ceiling.
Zahnradfee
Or a large insect or a small mammal.
Ihavemytowel
My 6 pound cat did this when there was a HUGE buck in the yard like she was going to go national geographic on its ass.
stillafckingfreak
Nipplebuttsalad
That's perfect
reaper8891
Or maybe.. JUST MAYBE you shouldnt make assumptions?? Maybe theyre using a countercurse to save someone outside.. jeez.
TomZarekVP
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/5/59/Snape_Jinxing_Quirrell.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080712064134
stormtrooper412
cats use their power for evil, are you new to the internet :D
But everyone assumed snape was evil too ;)
Threadnomancer
HE WAS A WHINY EMO DEATH EATER!
rssplowman
My two girls do this when the stellar jays come by to get food off the balcony.
therealVexed
I prefer the interstellar jays with there little martian suits on#
thatabbyrose
But what about the mediocre jays?
Nah fam. My girls don’t have time for every little pecker who comes rolling by.
ZachsAnomaiy
What I tell them on the dating apps.
True that.
gimking
*Stellars jays.
RockMeLikeASugarcane
*stellar gays
Yum
I went and looked. *Steller's jays. =P
Doh!
alwaysupvotefuturama
Something to kill is outside, but, alas!, out of reach
sickreferencebruh
daniic233
Im so sad my cat doesnt do this
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
God I can hear the chirping. My cat talks like this whenever birds/squirrels/etc wander on to the porch.
johnnydarkside
Or there's a bug crawling on the wall, or a reflection from my phone.
cyberpunxie
Better with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFCDPjwSBw
quixotegut
Had to go too far down for this!
bee123sherlocked22b
"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? [...] Where the place? Upon the heath. There to meet with Macbeth"
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
There it is
MrSandman815
Scabbers is shook
franfreakintastic
Magic casters were shunned in dinosaur society for generations, until the release of The Chamber of Secrets was successfully translated.
sexykneesandfriskybits
for non-cat owners, they’re actually imitating bird noises
SerenePrincess013
I'm kinda looking forward to Spring, so I can get video of my cats doing this, again.
quattroformaggix4
If I wanna draw my cats attention to a bird & point ‘look! bird’...no response. Stare in the birds direction & make this noise *head swivel*
DevilsArsehole
I just say 'where's the birdies' and they go nuts.
themojoe2
They're watching hockey, SHOOT!
saintsolaris
They're getting over excited at the idea of breaking the squirrel's neck they're looking at. That's why cats do that. Seriously.
Deadmanwalkn
More like cursing some poor fowl
randomweirdness
later that day...
WaifuCorporation
tigerjax
They remind me of Waldorf and Stadler from the Muppet show
austinyc
I was imagining sports announcer voices - like they are watching the big game/race
supersomatic
oohhhloooongjooohnsoon
mrscharmingmotherfucker
OhDonPiaaaaaaano
thisguyonline1988
Oh JESUS they're communicating!
BrutalUsersubPoliceman
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
wurdtoyer
Looks like they're calling a sports match.
Kxllitx
My cat does that whenever I'm playing with her or when she sees a bird on the window.
Kxllitx
https://imgur.com/YC9kTTW
Ksnooooow
Some poor soul is going to have the smolest pener imaginable.
Dedeurmetdebaard
They make a great impression of a dolphin squeak.
AshleyKix
Guys... I think... I think this is how cats actually communicate with each other...
DevilsArsehole
They only communicate with each other by 'giving evils'.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Avada Catdavra
aleister94
exPRRRearmus
NotYourFamMate
Pencildispencer
Ironyatisfinest
Avada KedaBLYAT
TwerkingPanda
?
MistressPippa
To a bird they are making the Predator sound from the Alien movies.
amrypma
sooo there's a bird outside.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
My cat does this to the sun beam reflections on the ceiling
LiterallyNothingAvailable
My cat does this to the sunbeam reflections on the ceiling.
Zahnradfee
Or a large insect or a small mammal.
Ihavemytowel
My 6 pound cat did this when there was a HUGE buck in the yard like she was going to go national geographic on its ass.
stillafckingfreak
Nipplebuttsalad
That's perfect
reaper8891
Or maybe.. JUST MAYBE you shouldnt make assumptions?? Maybe theyre using a countercurse to save someone outside.. jeez.
TomZarekVP
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/5/59/Snape_Jinxing_Quirrell.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080712064134
stormtrooper412
cats use their power for evil, are you new to the internet :D
reaper8891
But everyone assumed snape was evil too ;)
Threadnomancer
HE WAS A WHINY EMO DEATH EATER!
rssplowman
My two girls do this when the stellar jays come by to get food off the balcony.
therealVexed
I prefer the interstellar jays with there little martian suits on#
thatabbyrose
But what about the mediocre jays?
rssplowman
Nah fam. My girls don’t have time for every little pecker who comes rolling by.
ZachsAnomaiy
What I tell them on the dating apps.
rssplowman
True that.
gimking
*Stellars jays.
RockMeLikeASugarcane
*stellar gays
DevilsArsehole
Yum
rssplowman
I went and looked. *Steller's jays. =P
gimking
Doh!