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Oct 17, 2017 10:56 PM

Yoda1PositivityStar

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hmmm

My butt just growled and my toilet just burped

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commando 1984.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not relevant but it's the first gif I ever made...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is that beauty he's holding and why have I never heard of them before now?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there was any picture we needed to get on the front page, this is it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could see a fast food restaurant coming out with some shit like this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When 1 cancer stick is just not enough...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know how I said I was gonna eat you last? I LIED

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that looks fucking delicious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Leave anything for us, Matrix?" "Just crusts."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get in mah belly whaaawe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GET TO THE POPPER!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"remember when I said I would eat you last?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take 10!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when I said I'd kill you last?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is the wurst

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for those wondering, my late grandfather called them "Saucey dogs", basically a hotdog, or other sausage of choice, with cheese, again 1/2?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

of choice, wrapped in a flour tortilla and then fried in your preferred method. deep fried, pan fried in butter etc. can be microwaved 2/3?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for convenience or to skip the calories of frying. optionally ,you then eat it with hot sauce, or put the sauce in before cooking. 3/4

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my preferred style is bun length dogs, cut in 1/2 (use both 1/2s) w/ cheddar and pepper-jack cheese w/ tabasco sauce. 4/4

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I am in love!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you just need to hold that thing with both hands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Extra thicc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have witnessed creation and it is beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Is that a quadruple Tortilla Cheesedog?

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

+chili +cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sir nailed it.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

That thing is a weapon of massive arterial destruction, lol.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We call those crispy dogs. I've been eating them since i was a baby.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my buddy's call me weird for wrapping a hot dog in a quesadilla

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it is the assaultanator..... that didn't sound right.. it's the heart attack anator...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Uhh... hyeah!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this magnificent food that you’re holding?

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Four barreled meat launcher.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quadruple smokie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not me but someone is holding a quadruple tortilla cheese dog per the comment below

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

This might even be better than a sausage log cabin.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure if I would eat that with salsa or ketchup

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Mustard, chili, and onions!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Spicy ketchup.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Looks like we have an american low cost cosplay guy...

9 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 2

would you say you're... a fan?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O s c i l l a t i n g

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is way too much work and effort to be the new "low cost cosplay guy"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This actually is genius-

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

on one hand yes, but then ones eyes wander to the mask..

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I tried something similar to this and it did not work. The blades are too fast

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your favorite tech-savvy friend to make it run slower.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have a tech savvy friend, except my dad. And everything is a fire hazard to him so that's a no go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy's pretty fucking creative despite the low budget. It's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And where do I get one?

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thats Arnold, you can get knockoffs in Austria.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You know how they have taco bell/pizza hut combo joints. Well you gotta find the hotdog/gun store combo ones

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where can I find this magical taco bell/pizza hut joint?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check near gas stations

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0