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Xenia Tchoumi... 6 languages, a degree, and 2 TED talks.
Aug 6, 2016 8:43 PM
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wababooba
Xenia Tchoumitcheva, former miss Switzerland
Rocketturkeyman
I would hold her hand at the mall
FrancesFarmer67
"Hi I'm Xenia...Tchoumi...now...on the floor.
Anonypuss
Gesundheit
RickColina
onlydibs
Dibs
JustSimpleTad
Shitposting intensifies
ideologist
Presenting downvotes
Solkanarmy
...why?
VenerateThisGuy
She could shoe horn me anytime.... Yeah I don't know where I'm going with that either
DoakMD
Xenia Touchmi
shhtheythinkimworking
She's 29, woah!
81RD5
Do you think, if one were to ask her out on a date (miniature golf?), she would place them in what people typically call, the "friend zone"?
notdiavolo
She looks pissed, better run!
BetterAtComments
ft13
Presenting: icantsayherfuckingname
AntiMonsterPaladin
2/10
findyourway14
Wow, she's seriously impressive!
MezzedUp
oh for fucks sake already
madmardagan
Looks like Anna Chlumsky.
Hotword
She looks really bright ,but I bet she can't tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
CloudCider
That's definitely a robot.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
SanchoLibre
IronicUsername
It's a picture of some woman standing there existing. Who gives a shit? Stop upvoting with your dick, porn sites exist.
easycomeeasygo
H
TickleMeFlymo
I'd ask her on a date, but she'd probably Tchoumi out.
LoveWithAllYouHave
She looks like Danielle Fishel
NeuroticNailBiter
That bra is awful
gageendal
Agreed, she should take it off.
NeuroticNailBiter
Might make more sense that way
Foxyrain
Yeah I'm really not a fan of that entire bra showing.
fusk
"... 6 languages, a degree, 2 TED talks, model" ? My dick just left the building.
ImADouchebag
They're TEDx though. They pretty much allow anyone to do a "talk".
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
And yet she still thought that top was a good idea?
fuckerrightinthepussy
She needs a matching bra
solongandthanksforallthefishsticks
Yeah but is she a warrior princess?
mydarkestfears
Girl's pretty smart & successful
ClaireUnderwoodForPresident
Yay commas!
NotFunt
I am none of those things, what are my chances?
Dugul
Never know until you try :)
theDogter
Depends on how bold you are
Esoterroric
Yeah she's pretty smart. Kinda successful too.
zato
TEDx... totally different.
owlest
what are those
zato
Independent talks that just pay to use the name TEDx. They can be put on by anyone, and are held to no standards.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
She got dem crazy eyes
mac1222
And what do we NOT do with crazy?
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
I know where you're going with this, but crazy is some of the best fuckin I ever had
Aytherestherub
Put your dick in it?
mac1222
Thats right, Billy! We dont stick our dick in crazy. Great job! Upvote for you!
Dongskanker
With this one, I'd take my chances...
PhilipW
We all date crazy. Once. Just Once.
nohnaim
We do. But you never give crazy a baby