Sirithe
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May the 4th be with you all!
May 5, 2017 2:29 AM
Sirithe
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May the 4th be with you all!
canadianscott
Is your source reliable?
RayloKen
OMG OMG OMG cant wait to get home and masturbate!
NorthWestOutdoorsman
If you duckin spoiled that shit! I will find you like Liam Neeson and inflict similar results!
ottopotto
DorbinCallas
ThisIsANewName
NinjaSpork
Huh, I wonder if that's any relation to Ben Kenobi - old Ben lives out beyond the Dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
frustwrited
WOOPSIE
gyro25
A good ol' "we're family" reveal is good every once in a while, but not every single movie in the series.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
But it really does fit the theme. Ripping off literally every element of the plot of previous movies, I mean.
GnowledgedGnome
Spoilers!
DrFruit
Where is here glorious mustache though... I'd like to see the DNA test results pls
Scamsquatch
So obi wan fathered a child about 5 to 10 years after his death? Force ghosts, man...
Wargamez
She'd be his granddaughter. She's born 15 years after he dies. If he had a 5 year old or older hidden during ANH, it's not impossible.
Scamsquatch
hes like 65 in ANH... damn son
Angusru
.... but? That would mean that old Benny was banging it out in his 50'S?
misterbookman
Hmmmmm.
WeHaveZeppelins
Well rey is about 20ish so Kenobi and his partner were in their late 20s early 30s presumably because I think Kenobi is in his 50s in ep 4
MeanWinchester
Or she's his granddaughter
MeanWinchester
In fact, she'd have to be, given that - baring a 10+ year gestation period - she would have been conceived after he died
windirmere3001
With Satine; Bow Chika Bow bow
ITookThisLiterally
That would make try be nearing her 80s
windirmere3001
Grand child? Stasis? Let the how come from the writers
butteredtoast789
Grandchild. Do not forget the parallel between Obiwan and Anakin. Kylo is Anakin's grandchild; Rey would be Obiwans
BbRhodes
He made a stop before facing Vader.
BbRhodes
Also, he used the Force.
RoeJaz
This is the Droid you're looking for.
Angusru
Ey
IMpresington
I mean - we are judging things based on earth years, but that means everyone aged terribly in the ~20 years of Rey growing up.
Angusru
That is an indisputable point. We need someone who can math well to calculate the planets mass and speed with an assumed distance.
IMpresington
Actually, thinking about it, everyone aging terribly would be consistent with Obiwan being an old man in Ep. 4.
Angusru
Well, yes. It's mostly dealing with relative time. Each planet would effect them differently(due to difference in gravity) and then the 1/2
Angusru
Warp traveling in theory would effect them differently as well.