FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Mar 22, 2018 4:50 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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dabbycats
How did he get in there
GalaxyExpress999
But it's no longer Wednesday, my dude.
Tacow
There's a frog in a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea!
chinafag
[muffled reeee]
JustMelinda
Aww, that's nice of you to help a toad out
darwinhacker
I may be a bit rusty on my fairy-tale lore but shouldn't there be a prince in this story somewhere?
YouThinkThatsBad
He killed the frog on accident and found a live nearby frog for the last pic to look like a hero
Salai
+ 1000 karmapoints
fantastickmath
Any pro animal action should upvoted + op
MinionsMaster
Pretty sure he could've backed out if you left it alone... prolly just trying to go forward to get away from the crowbar-wielding human
SuperSunshineRainbow
LET ME HELP YOOOOOU!
GitGudNub
And he lost all of his armor :-(
CLOUDdude114
Isn't that a cane toad? Like, super poisonous or whatever?
SashimiRollin
I'm a toad in a hole!! Buried in my shit, won't you come and save me
Biocide669
Not a pickle...
Ryanator50
yeah looked more like a wooden plank to me
jermbly
IDK, looks like a pickle to me
Biocide669
Possible Photoshop here
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donkeypuncharetto
My screen froze....so for 5 seconds I thought you just whacked is ass through with the crowbar....until the scrolling continued
PrincessSugarTits
You asshole he was clearly trying to get to Narnia
hobiecatman
Camo Toed!
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
"Now pose for the picture"
AdrianDunne
Wonder why someone stuck its face in the hoALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!!!
min8tve
Wow, this brings back memories. RemembALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!!!
SkeletonRecruiter
Are we not gonna talk about the giant turd next to the board?
SkeletonRecruiter
I'll take that as a no
Jenntendo
Now.....lick it....
guactopus
I expected its leg eaten by ants or something. I like this one better.
ShoeDan
Freeman's freedom!
deviouscarpet
Should have been at the bottom of the sea.
PoleLineHooligan
That toad ended up murdering 7 people. Good job.
norill
kill... the... president...
moltencorgi
As...you..command
NotAHugeSpider
Slaadi gonna slaadi.
AikenBR
"Slaadi gonna slaad" I think the saying goes.
NotAHugeSpider
What are you, a grammar inevitable? Wait right where you're at; Uncle Xanxost is bringing you a Kinder Surprise.
gewalt
and that toads name? Albert Toadstein
eyeharchew
Is this comment going to end up like Edward Macaroni Fork?
gewalt
god I hope not, I'd probably delete my account
CynicalUpvoter
"You have freed me from my eternal prison. I shall spare you... Stephen..."
OwenMillerOnline
He was in there for a reason. The woodland creatures took a vote.
trippintherift
Yep, Toadolf Hribbitler
OwenRawk
Toad Bundy?
iAmWhatPlantsCrave
Ftw
imptastick
Toads are amazing and they are amazing for helping the little fellow
duckman902
They are amazing for helping us Australians work on our golf swing...
imptastick
Your cane toads are not worth much else, little ecological disasters.
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
I'm looking forward to warmer weather if only to see the Woodhouse toads in and around my gardens again. It always makes me smile.
imptastick
I make a point to photograph every toad I find, I have shot hundreds of them. Spadefoot toads are my favorite though.
auggiesmom
Post your toad pic collection!
imptastick
There is an album of some of them on this account. I also have an instagram dedicated to them if you are interested I can give you the name
KnucleheadFlow
Show yo' toads, bro
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
I need to do that this year. I hated living in an apartment because there were no toads. :-/
sangatster
Only on imgur can one find things like this confession of a compulsive toad shooter.
imptastick
I should say shoot as in photograph
h0tdoglatte
toad in a hole?
Cthulhuchooseyou
God bless you.
jeandolly
I'm pretty sure toad in a hole is british food. As is spotted dick. The world pities you :)
ChristianJames003
Delicious.
Maggiesperson
Now I'm hungry.
smellingfartsmakesyoulivelonger
terminotter2
justanothercarmechanic
Passionate about switching to Geico huh?
SatoriEnlightenment
?
dave1111
Type of food- google it.
uitSCHOT
and now I'm hungry again
tyrade
better than 2 in the bush?
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
It's fun reading through the comments of those who aren't English and don't quite get this
nooneeatsbbqtwodaysinarow
And they put all the stones in their place!
Fairdinkums
Delicious. I'd love some
addfut
-laughs in British-
HurricaneShade
Egg in a hole
erichinosis
I've always called it "hole in a bread".
h0tdoglatte
Well you’re no fun.
ABrokenCrayon
I really like toad in a hole
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
READY TO GO! We be fast and they be slow.
ritzdogg
TheOwlsAreNotWhatTheySeem69
I'd rather die,
Thelrishlnquistion
I literally had that for dinner tonight. With gravy.
sangatster
Oh sure, but if the French put it on the menu it becomes the source of a cultural pejorative. A fact that continues to amuse this American.
Thelrishlnquistion
You don’t know what Toad In The Hole is.
zooumberg8
Onion gravy I hope?
Thelrishlnquistion
Is there any other kind except chicken?
zooumberg8
Beef on a Sunday dinner
UncomfortableTruths
Black as your soul
thepuppet
All the applause for you
ABrokenCrayon
TOAD IN A HOLE
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
FEELIN SO SMOL!
triplestan
Bump on a log
InternetExplorer2001
*responds with the most obscure British food I know* BUBBLE AND SQUEAK *drops mic*
Sickofnotliving
Won’t you come and save me, save meee!
YodaSPOCK
You gotta pay the toad toll if you want to get in the boys hole
JohannVonTittySprinkles
YarTheBug
Losing my soul
scnottaken
Frog in a log
Cthulhuchooseyou
Marvelous!
sleuthiestofbears
And the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around!
CypherJunky
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
HandleDjently
There's a tube in the throat of the elderly man in the hospital bed on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Smayds
tiduszecht
one of my favorite long-winded songs ever