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This why people have trust issues
Oct 12, 2016 8:03 PM
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mamechannomama
Drag queens do this too!
squishybaker
boobs are boobs only difference is you may need to wash the makeup on your face afterwards.
Sarkitsm
Fuck off, we hear all about your "huge ass" dicks but get fuckin micro-penises.
VictoryWine
If I did this, I'd have so many pimples. Like so many. Tg for big boobs.
DavidBowiesEyepatch
Busted!!!
Crythulhu
"This is why I have trust issues" Shut. Up.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
I'd motorboat that makeup.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Brb, going to learn how to paint myself a better cleavage
ninmonkey
Brb, going to learn how to paint myself a bigger penis.
theyar
Why trust issues? Same as any other makeup.
ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking
I actually prefer a nice A cup
BelfryBats
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
I have trust issues. One time this bitch cheated on her SO with me, then moved in. That was supposed to be forever. Get back in my closet.
ShadowRaptor115
HA! THATS COOL
TurnpikeMFA
Can you make 4 inches into 6??
GenericKemp
Camera angle trickery! She has boobs!
boringfool
That's why you have trust issues? Sissy.
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
I can't even put on eyeliner!
Miierin
Amen sister (probably?)!
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
Yeap. Well not if applying makeup is a a requirement.
chandlerbingsthirdnipple
Is it just me or is this contouring trend getting out of hand?
joped
It's been around for a very very long time. It's not a new trend.
LieselSkywalker
You can do six packs too!
AdmJota
What if you're starting out with a keg?
yehaaa6
It's Roadhog time!
Kayelle87
You should see drag queens do this trick. Amazing
dashers
Great in 2D, but depth perception would lessen the effect in reality.
Soundwizardzzz
This is called Contouring correct?
HippyMama86
Women have to worry if their date will assault them or worse but you go ahead and have trust issues about makeup.
NotWelcomehere
Yeah because the use of makeup is analogous to sexual assault.
HippyMama86
Let's not act like a. sexual assault isn't very common for women, and b. that this "trust issues" "joke" isn't common.
StevieTheAussie
Yes because that shit can't happen to men.
HippyMama86
You are 100% correct it CAN happen to men and it is equally valid and awful! But it is not equally as common.
AVoiceOfReason
Statistically unlikely. No one should be constantly having that level of paranoia either way. This is fear mongering. Men want romance (1)
AVoiceOfReason
and fun dates and good vibes too. We're not all just itching to rape someone, contrary to what you may believe. I shouldn't even have to (2)
AVoiceOfReason
say that. Plus, violence and sexual assault incidence is declining all the time. It's dropped significantly, too. There's no need for (3)
AVoiceOfReason
fear mongering or looking for places to turn into a gender war. This is a lighthearted picture, not a request for oppression Olympics.
JRRJokin
All reasonable points. Like a man who lives up to his name +1
CephalopodLodge
Seriously, women are lucky for makeup, ugly men are SOL
joped
Men can wear makeup also
CephalopodLodge
yeah but we call those fruits
joped
Yes, homophobes and bigots will call them that
CephalopodLodge
Dude im Bi wtf?
Kimmijay84
Same can be said for beards.
NotWelcomehere
Too bad beards are genetic. Only other way (really) to promote growth is a beard transplant (i shit you not!).
naturesfool
Can someone tell me if there is makeup to makeup to make my boobs look smaller?? *cries*
EdwardGiles
rare footage of a female twitch streamer preparing to go live
MsSomebody
Actually cleavage is bannable now on twitch, you are allowed to report it.
brosephpulitzer
Don't be mad at her, be mad at the people who watch
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brosephpulitzer
Also true
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Girls that are good at makeup can do amazing things. Amazing devious things.
weliveinaspaceshipdear
I, on the other hand, go from looking like an obese troll to looking like a painted obese troll.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
like make up excuses why they cant go out with me
RextProject
The1stBellicose
You just described porn stars.
Retsam19
I was assuming this was a drag artist, honestly.
licklicklickmywenis
And guys...
HavocJester
As politely as possible, nobody asked.
licklicklickmywenis
The internet seems to be in a fowl mood today
DarkSock
Soooo… Is there a make-up technique that can make their boobs look…say...3 inches longer? Asking for a friend.
srslycio
mediocrejoker
Awwww x'D
PuppiesGoMeow
It's called chest contouring
Igotbannedforspammingthatstupidparrot
You missed that choke by a mile
PuppiesGoMeow
I only read the first few words and then commented but I get it now though :)
Igotbannedforspammingthatstupidparrot
Joke*
Mayz9001
If it was three inches longer it might have been a choke
muddywatersmentalfapsession
Thanks for asking. Anxiously awaiting answer.
DarkSock
For a friend...I KNOW, right?
muddywatersmentalfapsession
Yes, and ask about fatter too, again, for a friend.
mercbrit
When you say "longer" do you mean protruding out or hanging down?
ThatEdward
.
DarkSock
#SaddestDot #IfeelYaBrah
hotdudecurator
Only 3 inches? Is 4 inches really long enough? ;)
DarkSock
I resent that statement... ...I don't deny it… I just resent it. . . . *runs crying into bushes*
hotdudecurator
NOOO don't cry!!! 4 inches is TOTALLY long enough!
RichardPOsterior
Did you ever even make it out of the bush? I wouldn't think so without some pruning.
crowbarscout
For those confused, look at Keira Knightly in casualwear, and all done up for the Pirates movies. There is a job as boob artist.
HPVkilledmygirlfriend00ps
04FoxSake
I volunteer as tribute!!
MagicUmbrellas
Do they work in partnership with corset artists?
GIjoe25
Sign me up!
theonetruezuul
Damn my high school guidance counselor for not telling me of this!
DarkSock
Keira Knightley is awesome; I loved her as Rey in the new Star Wars!!!
goodguyC
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_F4yinVt5IS8/R8HsrwCAX_I/AAAAAAAADXQ/uQfu_Ul8zmY/s1200/Keira+Knightley.jpg
nallex
I'll take that job
Linanz
Same with Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich
Thephedora
Yeah, but they aren't really bad either. And she is pretty comfortable with them. Which is actually pretty fucking sexy.
Linanz
Same with Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich
BunnyliciousBubblegum
That poor women, they duct taped up what she had and then coated the rest in layers of makeup.
BallsackHippo
Also, she has no hips : / The job they did with her dress was a miracle.
MoreCowBellBaby
Yay fluffy stuffing
Retsam19
lowbike1
Exactly
loafroaster
Yep, and they forced her to do that movie too!
aaronbgraham
Pirates of the Caribbean was good :-(
TheSacrificialButter
I do believe the point was that no one forced who to be in it if it was so bad