Oct 22, 2020 6:04 AM
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Polygonmaster
Well first if all Daaaaayum
PurpleMonkeyDishwasherSoap
Give ‘er the ole’ nip twist
Reawy
ryry1237
I need to know if there's a series for this.
velocityoflove
Brendanxa on youtube
crisb
That's a trained assault duck and in many states possession of one is illegal
drGrafenberg
Ducks can be rather rapey.
LordMemeGod
EXXTRA THICC
SleepIsNotMyFriend
ramram70
ItIsJustAJoke
Is this....is it porn? I feel like this could be porn.
Jaeto
https://youtu.be/0rzd7GCNai4 best of Jerry
LiloPleo
Just pick ‘im up by the neck and yeet the sod :P
BeerAndChips
Give him a spin, then you have the makings of a good dinner.
SecretlyASquirrel
THEN THEY DUCKED!
joepineapplesindrag
Untitled Duck Game
askaglassofwater
Ducks aren't bad; owners make ducks bad :( /s
AlexanderElcazorro
Ducks don't kill people, people do. /s
Sageypie
...with the ducks.
ImScaredToGiveYouMyRealName
Ducks don't kill people. Nuh uh. I kill people. With ducks.
MidlandRedux
This is the weirdest opening to a porn flick I've ever witnessed. Let's see some more.
gablestout
Cast and crew
B166ERMaximus
KILL HER, JERRY! KILL HER! KILL HER NOW!
BeastByDre
RandyRandalman
I was just thinking something similar...
sreav
What is this from? Asking for a friend...
modemfreak
Disney’s Pecos Bill. https://youtu.be/GQIsxmqm0vA
ImHereForExplicitContent
Chimponzoo
notgoingtoarrestyou
For real, I'd take a bite too Jerry-ma-boy
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Toomuchsheep
HERE IS A WATER BALLOON
Shickzilla
WhaaatDa
That guy is the dictionary definition of "being a dick"
imactuallypoopingrightnow
She’s really hot. Jerry got good taste
baiin
Ya, I'm just repeating this gif for the Duck. Promise.
EmergencyChocolate
Has Jerry forgotten that he is both edible AND delicious? Knock that crap off, Jerry.
vindik8or
Got a fucken handle for a neck too.
MemefoWars
Birds are hard to fend off ass one hit can literally just break all their shit. Them bones...
tsuelue
I´d say "breaking all their shit" is a good way to fend them off, so ... what´s the problem?
I'd say it's illegal to just merc birds in town
TheScotchKraut
If it's a pet you might feel bad afterwards
noway10
Jerry’s a dick
Polishboy1215
Jerrys a duck
mugman1
I had a Muscovy dig his spurs in my leg, ducks are dicks
JoeT85
he's just up to his shenanigans. It's Jerry being Jerry; he gets that way after a couple drinks
Nathanyel
Jerry is "just following orders"
Nunyabidness13406
Would have been a better title lol
PhilMcrevice
And dick's fuck assholes
koops
*sex offender
JuicyShaqMeat
What the duck?
NuclearGradeIrony
And he's good at it.
ForTheDumps
There are no bad ducks, just bad duck owners.
willsu
*duck
SQUIRTonmaFace
Dork!
oboemilyf
*drake
ComcastLover
Mallard*
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
*Quacker
KaminoNeko
Same difference.
OodelallyGollyWhatADay
I thought he was a racecar driver
theimgurappsucksballs
MstrES
And he drove so goddamn fast
TheRealDoomsong
Never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last.
ozzylucy
Same day delivery by Amazon Primus
Courier87
I want a Jerry! But I guess I'd settle for the girl and pool
Elonth
everyone needs some form of attack animal. Even if its an immortal snail.
PerkyPervertedPet
Sorry, but that girl goes only for men that hurt and humiliate her.
goblinart
That's... her brother...
thebigcheese
Awkward...
pawningpanda
Some more Jerry stuff:
[deleted]
NuclearMonk
Are....are we still talking about the duck?
ActionJohnnie
This video has everything a teenage boy needs to survive.
Goldenteckel
Prank aside, the guy's voice is quite unsettling.
CowboyRooster
Reminds me of my pet chicken, would threaten to peck my sister, and glare at her through the window in between beak-sharpening sessions. =D
MysteriousCreeper
Ah, that is classic Jerry
asdasdfdsa
Wonder how many 911 calls they get.
Titaantjes
What a duckhead.. (seems applicable to both the guy and the animal)
TheArtistFormallyKnownAs
He hates her!
omfgitsmichael
Do you have any more videos of Jerry?
wadatahmydamie
The duck or the race car driver?
@brendanxa on tiktok or https://youtu.be/IguVoc-4jKQ for some highlights.
Nevermind, here's their actual YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanBalaskovitz
Vatatheo
That dude loves Jerry.
whistlebuzz
And hates his wife
Ezekiel117
Fuck man I love Jerry
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Tell me more about the girl jerry doesn't like
ShawnS4362
https://www.instagram.com/alli.young/
thiccfork
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
StaringAtSidewalks
Jerry is in 0 of these photos
TheCuntCrusader
Excellent response @TheCuntCrusader
Thanks
NATA5
v
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
So, we're the apex predators huh
Kamizura
apparently so... this video makes medoubt our place in the food chain lol
MAN9000
For the children's sake, they cut the camera before she bit the ducks head off.
Blackrain39
Nowadays we're taught to keep our hands clean.
BlueDuckPale
Yes, that's what the ducks say we are.
Dear ducks
PerminHerm
Men are, and there needs to be about 12 of us. With really pointy sticks. One of us will probably die though, and we'll sing songs about it.
You expect losses against a fucking duck?!
AsianLeprechaun
Yes
usernamethatsstillavailable
I don't think a video of the girl casually snapping the ducks neck would get a lot of likes...
InfinitusEquitas
It would if she's wearing a swimsuit and cooks it. Ducks are delicious.
TheDudeanator
Oh yeah, a bit of jiggle and some side boob, and make it geese, we all hate geese.
I suddenly have a craving for some smoked duck breast.
Burnin8or
I think it isnt agreed if we are or not. Like we are pretty powerless against a real apex predator like an orca or a bear. But we are smart
kaztas
A difference is, anytime we want, we could go out, hunt and kill an orca or bear. They cannot do the same to us....yet
I think the other difference is that every time we go out into territory of an orca or bear, we are pretty cautious cause we know they could
absolutely fuck us up if they so choose. I think an apex predator wouldn't have that concern usually. Cause nothing would dare attack them
and have tools. I remember looking it up one day. It was interesting
ManByTechnicality
The two main things we have that gives us the advantage over other species is our intelligence and that we sweat. So almost every 1/?
Problem/animal we come across we solve it by either out thinking it, or out running it. One on one, no weapons allowed we wouldn't stand 2/?
A chance against most animals. We don't have armor or natural weapons, we aren't that strong or fast. We don't have camo. But we can 3/?
BigFatFailureTurtle
In fairness, a gazelle could kill a lion if the lion was completely out of hunting shape, both physically and mentally.
Epinephilim
Seeing as how you (yes, you) could kill a duck with a slap, yeah.
hildr
With one at 1665m/s he can even cook it!
Flash infinite mass punch!
2717101295
I'll call Saitama.
Ehh, the fuckers are pretty durable, you have to make it a good slap.
Oh yeah, you'd have to put your back into it to break the neck and sever the spinal nerves or whatever they're called.
ZeiQuenDi
What if you fall on a duck? accidental apex!
Simoonx
Apex suplex?
drunkbs
Saplex?
MrBassoonBro
And then you grab it and fall backwards. Accidental suplex!
Soufange
I feel like you should watch that isekai anime where a pro wrestler suplexes a princess 5 minutes in. Just shows her whole ass...
Polygonmaster
Well first if all Daaaaayum
PurpleMonkeyDishwasherSoap
Give ‘er the ole’ nip twist
Reawy
ryry1237
I need to know if there's a series for this.
velocityoflove
Brendanxa on youtube
crisb
That's a trained assault duck and in many states possession of one is illegal
drGrafenberg
Ducks can be rather rapey.
LordMemeGod
EXXTRA THICC
SleepIsNotMyFriend
ramram70
ItIsJustAJoke
Is this....is it porn? I feel like this could be porn.
Jaeto
https://youtu.be/0rzd7GCNai4 best of Jerry
LiloPleo
Just pick ‘im up by the neck and yeet the sod :P
BeerAndChips
Give him a spin, then you have the makings of a good dinner.
SecretlyASquirrel
THEN THEY DUCKED!
joepineapplesindrag
Untitled Duck Game
askaglassofwater
Ducks aren't bad; owners make ducks bad :( /s
AlexanderElcazorro
Ducks don't kill people, people do. /s
Sageypie
...with the ducks.
ImScaredToGiveYouMyRealName
Ducks don't kill people. Nuh uh. I kill people. With ducks.
MidlandRedux
This is the weirdest opening to a porn flick I've ever witnessed. Let's see some more.
gablestout
B166ERMaximus
KILL HER, JERRY! KILL HER! KILL HER NOW!
BeastByDre
RandyRandalman
I was just thinking something similar...
sreav
What is this from? Asking for a friend...
modemfreak
Disney’s Pecos Bill. https://youtu.be/GQIsxmqm0vA
ImHereForExplicitContent
Chimponzoo
notgoingtoarrestyou
For real, I'd take a bite too Jerry-ma-boy
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Toomuchsheep
HERE IS A WATER BALLOON
Shickzilla
WhaaatDa
That guy is the dictionary definition of "being a dick"
imactuallypoopingrightnow
She’s really hot. Jerry got good taste
baiin
Ya, I'm just repeating this gif for the Duck. Promise.
EmergencyChocolate
Has Jerry forgotten that he is both edible AND delicious? Knock that crap off, Jerry.
vindik8or
Got a fucken handle for a neck too.
MemefoWars
Birds are hard to fend off ass one hit can literally just break all their shit. Them bones...
tsuelue
I´d say "breaking all their shit" is a good way to fend them off, so ... what´s the problem?
MemefoWars
I'd say it's illegal to just merc birds in town
TheScotchKraut
If it's a pet you might feel bad afterwards
tsuelue
noway10
Jerry’s a dick
Polishboy1215
Jerrys a duck
mugman1
I had a Muscovy dig his spurs in my leg, ducks are dicks
JoeT85
he's just up to his shenanigans. It's Jerry being Jerry; he gets that way after a couple drinks
Nathanyel
Jerry is "just following orders"
Nunyabidness13406
Would have been a better title lol
PhilMcrevice
And dick's fuck assholes
koops
*sex offender
JuicyShaqMeat
What the duck?
NuclearGradeIrony
And he's good at it.
ForTheDumps
There are no bad ducks, just bad duck owners.
willsu
*duck
SQUIRTonmaFace
Dork!
oboemilyf
*drake
ComcastLover
Mallard*
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
*Quacker
KaminoNeko
Same difference.
OodelallyGollyWhatADay
I thought he was a racecar driver
theimgurappsucksballs
MstrES
And he drove so goddamn fast
TheRealDoomsong
Never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last.
ozzylucy
Same day delivery by Amazon Primus
Courier87
I want a Jerry! But I guess I'd settle for the girl and pool
Elonth
everyone needs some form of attack animal. Even if its an immortal snail.
PerkyPervertedPet
Sorry, but that girl goes only for men that hurt and humiliate her.
goblinart
That's... her brother...
thebigcheese
Awkward...
pawningpanda
Some more Jerry stuff:
[deleted]
[deleted]
NuclearMonk
Are....are we still talking about the duck?
ActionJohnnie
This video has everything a teenage boy needs to survive.
Goldenteckel
Prank aside, the guy's voice is quite unsettling.
CowboyRooster
Reminds me of my pet chicken, would threaten to peck my sister, and glare at her through the window in between beak-sharpening sessions. =D
MysteriousCreeper
Ah, that is classic Jerry
asdasdfdsa
Wonder how many 911 calls they get.
Titaantjes
What a duckhead.. (seems applicable to both the guy and the animal)
theimgurappsucksballs
TheArtistFormallyKnownAs
He hates her!
omfgitsmichael
Do you have any more videos of Jerry?
wadatahmydamie
The duck or the race car driver?
pawningpanda
@brendanxa on tiktok or https://youtu.be/IguVoc-4jKQ for some highlights.
pawningpanda
Nevermind, here's their actual YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanBalaskovitz
Vatatheo
That dude loves Jerry.
whistlebuzz
And hates his wife
Ezekiel117
Fuck man I love Jerry
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Tell me more about the girl jerry doesn't like
ShawnS4362
https://www.instagram.com/alli.young/
thiccfork
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
StaringAtSidewalks
Jerry is in 0 of these photos
TheCuntCrusader
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Excellent response @TheCuntCrusader
TheCuntCrusader
Thanks
NATA5
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
So, we're the apex predators huh
Kamizura
apparently so... this video makes medoubt our place in the food chain lol
MAN9000
For the children's sake, they cut the camera before she bit the ducks head off.
Blackrain39
Nowadays we're taught to keep our hands clean.
BlueDuckPale
Yes, that's what the ducks say we are.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Dear ducks
PerminHerm
Men are, and there needs to be about 12 of us. With really pointy sticks. One of us will probably die though, and we'll sing songs about it.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
You expect losses against a fucking duck?!
AsianLeprechaun
Yes
usernamethatsstillavailable
I don't think a video of the girl casually snapping the ducks neck would get a lot of likes...
InfinitusEquitas
It would if she's wearing a swimsuit and cooks it. Ducks are delicious.
TheDudeanator
Oh yeah, a bit of jiggle and some side boob, and make it geese, we all hate geese.
InfinitusEquitas
I suddenly have a craving for some smoked duck breast.
Burnin8or
I think it isnt agreed if we are or not. Like we are pretty powerless against a real apex predator like an orca or a bear. But we are smart
kaztas
A difference is, anytime we want, we could go out, hunt and kill an orca or bear. They cannot do the same to us....yet
Burnin8or
I think the other difference is that every time we go out into territory of an orca or bear, we are pretty cautious cause we know they could
Burnin8or
absolutely fuck us up if they so choose. I think an apex predator wouldn't have that concern usually. Cause nothing would dare attack them
Burnin8or
and have tools. I remember looking it up one day. It was interesting
ManByTechnicality
The two main things we have that gives us the advantage over other species is our intelligence and that we sweat. So almost every 1/?
ManByTechnicality
Problem/animal we come across we solve it by either out thinking it, or out running it. One on one, no weapons allowed we wouldn't stand 2/?
ManByTechnicality
A chance against most animals. We don't have armor or natural weapons, we aren't that strong or fast. We don't have camo. But we can 3/?
BigFatFailureTurtle
In fairness, a gazelle could kill a lion if the lion was completely out of hunting shape, both physically and mentally.
Epinephilim
Seeing as how you (yes, you) could kill a duck with a slap, yeah.
hildr
With one at 1665m/s he can even cook it!
InfinitusEquitas
Flash infinite mass punch!
2717101295
I'll call Saitama.
InfinitusEquitas
Ehh, the fuckers are pretty durable, you have to make it a good slap.
Epinephilim
Oh yeah, you'd have to put your back into it to break the neck and sever the spinal nerves or whatever they're called.
ZeiQuenDi
What if you fall on a duck? accidental apex!
Simoonx
Apex suplex?
drunkbs
Saplex?
MrBassoonBro
And then you grab it and fall backwards. Accidental suplex!
Soufange
I feel like you should watch that isekai anime where a pro wrestler suplexes a princess 5 minutes in. Just shows her whole ass...