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Jan 13, 2017 4:04 AM
YankeeBomb4
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semajolis
i mean i often go from taxes to cake, cake makes me feel better
gdithero
'accident' like you just slipped and fell dick first right into an open pussy while getting coffee or some shit
deltajesus
I can kinda get it when alcohol is involved, not saying it's OK mind, just that I can understand it being a single drunken fuck up.
SwaglortSeal
There was a girl at my college who got drunk to lower her inhibitions so she could cheat on her boyfriend without feeling bad at the time.
RogueMachinae
Oddly enough I baked a cake last night when I was suppose to be doing my taxes....oops
mccar7hy
I mean, it does "just happen", but being a shithead is a prereq
Smallpoxjuicebox
Makes me regret forgiving my ex when he cheated on me because I thought I still loved him. :/
SimiKusoni
He's obviously never seen me do my taxes.
circlebreaker
Fuck, this guy is salty AF. Who hurt you, Standup Comedian, who hurt you?
vinny8boberano
This is brilliant!
akemo
Best is when cheating ex's new s/o goes "I know he'll never cheat" HAHAHAHA.
TheSwedishMoose
That cake one - http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/help-i-accidentally-build-a-shelf.jpg
wonkathevlackbear
What comedy show is this and tho who's the comedian?
ilike2wrench
What about the part where you slipped and fell on a dick
sciencestufff
How ist this 50 gifs?
YankeeBomb4
Because it is 7 gifs.
KPopHeaux
captchatypingrobot
I'm reading this in Dom Mazzetti's voice
newimgurscreenname
Mistake is not synonymous with accident. Mistake implies you knew what you were doing, but regret it while accident implies less control
Xhristmas
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Ketheres
To be fair, I end up doing weird shit instead of studying... Well, guess that old uncle next door was surprised when I spent my nights on>
Ketheres
>his lawn and cutting it short with my nail clippers, systematically making my way through it just to have it look neat.
Weddell
Increase your dosage.
Ketheres
Naw, more fun without taking my meds. Last time I took 'em I ended up making a thesis on cat-squirrel interaction. I study programming.
Studoku
Or possibly reduce it.
SSlack
Fairdinkums
You're saving this? I'm saving this
AlphaDrax
You're saving this? I saved this
UchihaAuggie
While you were saving response gifs, I studied the blade.
Heulengeist
I've been cheated on by two of my four GFs (kinda not sure on the last gf, so maybe 3). Never cheated on them. Opportunities were there, 1/
cccampbell79
Just cheat first. You win!
Heulengeist
but I never pursued because it was wrong. They all seemed happier with the results while it sucked for me, so yay for principles
notthesameasmyotheraccountss
Congratulations. Have a cookie.
HelenWhat
The way he describes every step makes this break my heart a bit.
letstalknews
Yeah that seems like something he lived through.
Xsiah
Kissing isn't cheating. Sex isn't cheating. Cheating is the betrayal of trust, so yeah, it's just the one mistake.
BunnyliciousBubblegum
You poor person. You phrased this so badly.
Xsiah
I mean that it can be cheating WAY before the kissing or WAY after the sex, depending on where that trust boundary in the relationship is.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
True, but thats a really easily definable, physical line that was crossed.
ICanFixThat
"Sex isn't cheating." - Xsiah 2017
SamArt53
I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. - Bill Clinton Jan 26, 1998. Maybe he was really talking about Hillary...
KZDM
I understand you @Xsiah. My partner and I had an open relationship, so sex wasn't cheating. Lying was.
myfantasticteaparty
@dasklaus THIS ^
KZDM
I understand you @Xsiah. My partner and I had an open relationship, so sex wasn't cheating. Lying was.
RicklessMorty
Sauce?
YankeeBomb4
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/pwzvir/the-half-hour-more-than-one-mistake
YankeeBomb4
Sorry guys, here's the sauce. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/pwzvir/the-half-hour-more-than-one-mistake
IMostlyPostDogs
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goboltz
We know it was an "Accident" right ?! . . .
s7ill8orn
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Carnwenhau
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goboltz
We know it was an "Accident" right ?! . . .
MoccaFruit
You meant to do cat tax?
YankeeBomb4
I don't have a cat ;)
hotdudecurator
I like. He's hot.
ontheceiling
Oh man, UK doesn't like this sauce. Can I get the name of the guy?
YankeeBomb4
Drew Michael
ontheceiling
ChrisRuter
Dot for later
Nusue
wish they would let people watch whole episodes. this guy had the best set of the season.
naitsftw
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RicklessMorty
You're forgiven.
s7ill8orn
Upvote just for username
SteveBinCypressTexas
Great article 1843magazine about cheating the other day. People should read it.
LordOfTheDownvotes
I agree with the idea "you should always be happy" spurring more infidelity. Its too easy to find someone new so cheating happens often.
SolitaireUnraveling
"she wants us to understand that extramarital yearnings are all too natural, and that affairs are terribly, perhaps even inevitably, human."
SolitaireUnraveling
Nope, fuck her.
SportingWenchI
And some do.
SolitaireUnraveling
Yeah I thought that was pretty obvious. She and her husband cheat on each other, she's just makes excuses for it.
OhPe
(Not a pity post) As someone who has cheated, more than once, in the same relationship, it's never just happens. 1/2
OhPe
There are many factors. I offer no excuses, and take full responsibility. However, I took time to reflect and do understand why 2/3
OhPe
For those who aren't heartless assholes, my ex and I hit a really tough patch. Lasted for about a year before I cheated. 3/4
OhPe
It starts emotionally. A compliment. A friend of the opposite sex noticing something small. All these little things add up, plus 4/5
OhPe
when you and your spouse are having trouble communicating, and said sideho gives you an intimate outlet to talk, vent, giving this false 5/6
OhPe
feeling of relief which then you to attach to her. Cheating starts with a single step then builds, giving you a false sense of 6/7
Spewge
For once I Won't complain about every one being a gif. His stage presence is great. But I will ask for Sauce.
BillyRex
Well, at least there aren't multiple captions in one gif. I hate that. "I'm missing context?" *gif loops, first caption shows* "Oh."
YankeeBomb4
Sorry I forgot it originally. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/pwzvir/the-half-hour-more-than-one-mistake
Spewge
Thank you. This dude is funny.
YankeeBomb4
Agreed! And he honestly puts cheating into a good prospective.
Spewge
Yeah, it's a good skit. Hilarious, but also...sadly true. Cheaters really think that way. "You're gonna punish me for ONE mistake?" Um, Naw
YankeeBomb4
Yeah, I always knew it was never a mistake but never that as in-depth as he takes its.
kibidiko
This is why I got so angry when my ex told me "You wouldn't understand it just happens" Of course I don't because I'd never do it! /rant
kanibal101
At one point in my life I was really drunk and a cute girl offer me a ride home, but took me to her home instead and fuck me. Not my fault.
kibidiko
This is a whole other can of worms. Consent while under the influence type thing.
elosch
When my ex boyfriend cheated on me he just kept saying it was no big deal because I was the one he loved. Ha.
Mmmmmk
It's okay, let it out. we're here for you *hesitantly rests hand on shoulder*
kibidiko
Thanks. I am mostly good now :)
gwiz665
"It just happens" in the sense that they have no self-control, and once they've gone for A they don't know how to stop until Z.
Astarael1
I know the feeling, post breakup I found out she was pregnant with another guys kid. A guy she swore was just an old high school buddy.
kibidiko
My ex had a miscarriage like a month after break up tried to blame me for it. Ya right!
KaboobieTheFlyingCamel
Ugh I hate garbage people.
ThySausagePrince
It does to those who live their life floating on the wind with zero accountability for their actions.
Randompersonisrandom
My husband tried to tell me the same thing. Fuck him. Shit doesn't just happen.
kibidiko
It is crazy the the shit people say to justify their dumb ass choice.
Randompersonisrandom
I know. It's ridiculous, and even more insulting that you think I'm that stupid to believe that excuse
CreativeWritingJudge
"It just happens" means "it will keep happening", good you got out of it :)
rocketdock3003
YES!
bushidopirate
amen. If they can't even piece together how it happened in the first place how can you trust them to prevent it from happening again?
coffeeismyfriend
This is so true
kibidiko
I totally agree. We agreed to be exclusive not open so the trust was gone. Glad I knew the truth before she tried to go back out with me.
thesarahpowellexperience
ahahaha they make it seem like they're in a special club "you wouldn't understand". What a scummy fuckwit.
solidshark91493
I wouldve had a hard time controlling myself. Thats just scary D:
kibidiko
I didn't find out until after the break up. I was already moving on with my life.
solidshark91493
Thats great. Relationships fuck me up. So, glad you made it out.
kibidiko
It is always hard. I had good support structure around me. It really helped.
Winch3st3r
"It was only online with another guy, besides I wasn't getting anything from you at the time" LDR too... never again. After we broke up 1/2
Winch3st3r
He said "I still wanna be friends and you can always message me if you wanna sext and stuff" 2/2
eagle193
people cheat because they feel unfulfilled in some way and don't know how to communicate about it.
Bbyyoushouldletmehealyou
No, people cheat because they don't have respect for the person they are with.
MrSg
Boom. Nailed it.
dasklaus
Yes! The excitement of a new person, for one thing, the reviving feeling of new love, re-discovering sex, getting to know a new person etc.
dasklaus
Those are things a long-term partner just cannot give you, even if (big if) all is well. That's why I don't do monogamy.
dasklaus
I want to grow old with my partner (nine years and still going strong), but I also want to be in love, every few years.
eagle193
I take it, then, that you're polyamorous?
SchrodingersDictator
From what I've seen of my parents, it's possible. Definitely not easy, but you can rekindle some epic stuff in a monogamous relationship.
dasklaus
I do have, sometimes, epic moments with my long-term partner. It's not the weeks-long rush of having a crush, though.
YankeeBomb4
It does not "just happen"... That's just so infuriating to hear
kibidiko
I was pretty angry. Found out after the break up when the party in question wouldn't go out with my ex. So she tried going back out with me
YankeeBomb4
I'm sure you said "hell no" lol
kibidiko
Yah I sure did. Looking back it is better it is over. I had a wedding ring to purpose and shit. Dodged a bullet honestly.
YankeeBomb4
Oh shit! You sure did!
mynamesnotimporant
I was just in that boat about to purpose and she left me after 5 and a half years. Hurt alot still dealing with it since it happened about
Textuality
Yeah, it most definitely does NOT "just happen". Cheaters can go use a cactus as a dildo.
ValoryFox
As someone who lives in a polyamorous relationship, I've never had a romantic encounter "just happen".
ValoryFox
Despite the fact that it's allowed, I have had one poly partner break the rules. Cheaters are selfish and only think about themselves.
ValoryFox
So when they say it "just happened" it means at no point in the process did they think of anyone but themselves
kibidiko
Yah it took me some time to realize. Hey she made these choices I had no part in them. She could have communicated with me.
DeathToHeretics
Poly couples have rules?
ValoryFox
Yes! The main one is that I know all the people my partners are getting physically intimate with. (For safety reasons)
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