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We met just before Christmas. I took her home.
On my bed, she let me undo her straps.
She slowly undressed for me.
She was beautiful.
We were happy, even browsed imgur together.
I even bought her lingery.
Then, one day, I came home early. And caught her with the skinny french guy from next door.
I went nuts, I grabbed a knife and..
And then I was stuck with a body. I could think of only one solution.
Help me, imgur. What do I do now?
DarthieVader
ate*
abiologist
+1 for lingery
gretchensaurus
I was so confused until the end. I had no idea what that blob was.
skurdistani
I thumbed up purely for the last the words...."I ated it" hahahah
thearabthatgaveyoupototoesthatonetime
Cool cheese.
vallerox
You go through the trouble of digesting the evidence and then you post more evidence on the internet. Bold move Cotton.
thelesone
eat her
Odincdaj522004
I was trying to figure out from the first picture if it was a piece of fucking cheese. And I was right. I wanted to be wrong I DON'T KNOW Y
GeologyGirl
It's unfortunate this ended so badly, I would've gladly been your third wheel...
deCongalton
Ated.
reverendfixxxer
That is the sexiest thing I've seen all week.
mltex
"Knock knock. Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese you're a cute girl!" - How the skinny French guy ruined your relationship.
MisterBunny
It took me a while to figure out why you were eating your curling stone. I realize now that it's a cheese.
newblueshoes
this couldn't brie any funnier
quespadilla
+1 for "ated."
IAmTheLordOfChaos
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
AlistairKing
You're welcome, 69 point comment
RichardServello
Cheesy
pyrobob4
Fuck you, Francois!
JustSomeGuy44
no, this is patrick
LordChappers
Ya canibalistic surrender monkey!
Nickicipi
Dancois.
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
Dancois, glorious!! BTW, Is it wrong that I read your name as Nick with the last part of Mississippi?
Nickicipi
It's a truncation of my last name, so people call my mom Mrs. Cipi... Mississippi
Parrila9
Genial !
ImLosingMyEdgeToBetterLookingPeopleWithBetterIdeasAndMoreTalent
Can we stop all the pun comments on every post. They are just getting annoying now. We get it, some cheeses can be used in place of words.
DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Confess your sins, and cheeses will save your soul.
BestSodaNA
What the fuck am I reading?
BassTapir
A cheesy soap opera in Imgurian form.
EmberFoxx
Oooooh, it's CHEESE! I thought it was a bowling ball until slicing and eating came up
SkippingDisc
This is a Gouda story. I Havarti made up my mind to +1. I won't String out this comment, but I'll Grate it down. In short, You're a Whiz.
NoNoPowerRangers
stop
CyberAkuma
I just felt blue after reading it :(
madeinchinadino
...ard Harry!
TheRicM
Stop being so cheesy man
byrdisthew0rd
cheese
Deadnotsleeping2
That wasn't as Brie f as it Gouda been. You muenster.
Denvercoder09
This is grate...
HotMilky
I wish I camembert more cheese names so that I could make more cheesy cheese puns. Guess I'm just not Krafty enough.
IDriveAMinivan
Ricotta move on folks. Skippingdiscs has this covered.
CarmelChewy
Masterful
Guod
hmm?
sirenx8
You're a sharp thinker
OPgetmypun
It could've had a feta ending.
HowManyFuckingTimes
Did you just.
ReverendLovejoy
These are awesome. I'm bleu I didn't think of them. I wish they had a curd to me
TheJDizzle
Good god, man! Are you crazy? A pun that powerful could have killed us all!
tooblase
Ha... beacuse it's cheese
lastminutepanic
GF said "Up vote that now!" Well played, sir.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
This gouda been cheddar.
MrsDrWho
I want to make all of the puns, but I can't get past "lingery."
SwedishMemezBloke
1 like = 1 pray
keheight
I think this cheese has been preyed on enough.
Arakon
For those who care about a good cheese: It's Edam. And it's edam good.
LadyWidebottom
Edam is always good.
StewPedasso
Edam up.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
"lingery"
springboobsquirepin
I know right? It's totes "lahnjeray"
blitherypoop
I think I worked with him at Kmart
Arakon
Hey, I was upset at the cheesery of my situation. Besides, english (or french for that matter) are not my native language.
Cerinna
It's Dutch, isn't it? :)
Arakon
Close. German actually.
Cerinna
So how'd you come by a Dutch cheese? :)
Arakon
Christmas gift from a friend that knows me a bit too well. I love me some good cheese.
TheThirstyMoose
Does EVERY picture really need zoom? really?
Arakon
If they didn't zoom, someone would complain that they need zoom.
WoolUndies
I don't understand why that's a problem.. No one's forcing you to zoom, right? Cause if someone is, let me know, and I'll call the cops asap
TheThirstyMoose
no but it does make it take an extra long time to load and therefore see the content
BassTapir
You can never have too much zoon on nice cheese.
akagato
ATED, REALLY?
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Ruined the post for me :<
BassTapir
Psst! I think it was on purpose.
ILikeCoke
It's lolcat-speak.
Arakon
Yay, someone recognized it.
ithinkmycatisbatman
nice slide. ;)